A/N: Hullo. After reading a similar fic I have going (see: Sherlimericks), a friend suggested I make a sort of "take two" for Doctor Who. These are for you, Am! And welcome to the fandom, dear.
The maddest of men, for sure,
Has an illness for which there's no cure:
His two hearts keep breaking,
And are chronically aching...
Just how can he take any more?