"I can't wait for the Bionic Bunny movie. I hear it's gonna have even more action than the show!" Arthur was saying in an excited tone to his friends at school. He was sitting in the cafeteria with Francine, The Brain, Muffy, and Binky, the latter of who was trying to cram five sandwiches in his mouth. And Arthur had thought Buster was a messy eater!

"That's cool, when is it coming to theaters?" Francine always had to ask the hard questions. But hey, at least she wasn't asking why Arthur wouldn't kiss her!

"Um, I forgot. But I read it on the internet. I'll send you a link tonight. If I can find it," Arthur said, a bit nervously. He stood up, heading towards the door.

"Arthur! Where are you going?" Francine yelled after him. She wasn't sure…but he seemed to be acting weird.

"Hey, I haven't seen Buster in a while. Do you guys know where he is?" Brain asked, concerned. He had lent Buster two, erm, reading materials. And he desperately needed them back, or his dad would tan him.

"Who cares? I hated that annoying bunny boy!" Muffy sniffed. Buster was dumb, ugly, and tried way too hard to be funny. A bad combo in her book. His gluttonous nature was just the final nail in the proverbial coffin.

Arthur headed home, in a cold sweat. He had to find that website, the one that claimed that Bionic Bunny was getting a movie. He had to convince his friends – at any cost. As he opened the front door, his dog, Pal, went to greet him, dragging another steak behind him. Arthur giggled.

"Heh heh. Poor Buster… I guess he'll miss the movie."

Arthur headed upstairs, looked both ways, and then entered his room. His room was pretty homey, and the window had a nice view. But Arthur didn't care about any of that right now. He had a site to find!

"Where is it? Where is it? C'mon, gotta find it," Arthur muttered to himself, as he searched his browser history. "Hooters…Amazon…Warcraft….gah!"

After awhile, he gave up. Then he decided to search via Doogle, the best search engine ever. Loser used Yahoot! Creeps used Ding-Bing! Arthur typed in "Bionic Bunny Movie". After waiting, all that came up were fan-pages. Nothing official, no press releases, nothing. Arthur was discouraged.

He heard the door open, and he groaned. He knew who it was.

"Arthur, what're you doing? If it's something bad, I'm telling mom on you."

Oh no. DW had arrived.

"DW, get out! I'm busy! My honor is on the line! Binky might even punch me again!"

"I don't care, Arthur. And mom said you're not allowed to go on the computer. It makes your head go all weird," DW explained, as calmly as a pre-schooler could, anyway.

"What?" Arthur asked, a but of fear creeping in his voice. What did she mean, make his head go weird?

DW sighed. Arthur was always forgetting that the computer did something weird to his brain, and made him think weird thoughts.

"Arthur, you thought that Bionic Bunny was getting a movie again, huh? Well, that isn't true. Arthur…you're insane. I'm sorry. Well, I'm off to go bake cookies with Pal."

And with that, she left the room, humming the song from The Exorcist. Arthur sobbed. No. No. NOOOOOOOOOOO!

The End