Lady Palutena farted a trombone like toot as she sighed of relief, being in her temple as she glanced up at the night sky, to see what appeared to be a humanoid monkey, with said chimp being Tiny Kong, who crash landed in front of the temple, smashing through the temple... WITH NO SURVIVORS.
"Eh?" Palutena stated as she ran up to the injured ape who suddenly farted, glancing down at the gassy Kong as she squinted her eyes, seeing how large Tiny Kong's flatulent ass was. Being curious, the Goddess of Light began touching Tiny Kong's farting big butt, with her a smelly brassy tuba toot in Palutena's face.
"Wow, that stinks!" Palutena laughed as she frantically waved the air with her right hand to try and get the stinky fart out of her nostrils. "And I thought I stunk! Peeyew!"
"Yeah... sorry about that." Tiny Kong apologized as she got up and bent over, letting out a wet poot as she dusted off her blue colored sweatpants. "My name might be tiny, but my body sure isn't."
"Farts are gross AND dangerous." Palutena stated as she turned around, bending over and farting a couple of deep pitched poots herself as she chuckled, fanning the air with her right hand. "...but it's okay when I do it!"
Tiny Kong wet herself in delight as she felt Palutena's farts blowing on her, clapping her hands together as she was getting excited over this flatulent fueled predicament. "Ooh, I smell potential!"
"Silly, that's probably our butt burps!" Palutena laughed as she held hands with Tiny Kong, the two farting up a storm in Skyworld.
