WARNING: This story was a joint effort by me and my good friend sandy. It is not meant to be taken in a sexual way, and if you become sexual arroused at any point during the story please seek psychiatric help.
It was a warm day at the lizard habitat. The sun lamp was beating down from above, powerfully but not harshly. Just perfect for a habitat for lizards. Ned emerged from the bushes in his silky flowing robes. He felt the heat of the sun lamp go over his body. He was feeling quite warm.
"Should I disrobe?" Ned thought.
He thought about it for a second more and decided it would be a good idea. There was nobody around in this bushy area of the lizard habitat. Ned took off his robe revealing his naked, glorious body. Out of the bushes, Ned heard a noise. Upon hearing the noise, Ned thought it best to put his robe back on so that nobody peeped his gorgeous, vibrant human body. He turned around and bent over to grab his robe from the dusty floor of the lizard habitat, exposing his buttocks in a way that was far from modest. Upon turning around, Ned found that his robe was gone.
"looking for this?" a raspy voice called out to Ned from a sun beamed rock. Ned looked up to see a cockly salamander lying on the rock with Ned's robe.
Ned blushed a shade of red similar to the spots on the mysterious salamanders back. Instinctively, he covered his junk with his hands but the salamander kept looking at him with a knowing look on his face, the occasional unsettling flick of the tongue in Ned's direction.
"uh.. Y-yes... " ned managed to stammer out. He had never been this exposed in front of a stranger before, let alone a strange salamander. the salamander licked his tongue at neds vulnerability.
"c-can I have my robe back please" ned managed to stammer out.
"Sure," the salamander said "only if you do me one small favor"A million thoughts rushed through Ned's head. What possible favor could a salamander need from a human like Ned? Does he have sensitive skin and need ned to rub sun tan lotion onto his slimy lizard skin to protect him from the suns uv rays? No couldnt be, the sun lamp doesnt produve uv rays. Maybe he works for the lizard mafia and needs someone bumped off? No. His face looks menacing but not in the sort of way that he could ever kill.
But what could it be?
"I need you to eat my ass" the salamander proclaimed
Ned laughed nervously. Thank god, he thought to himself. He was only kidding with me. Now hell give me my robe back. The lizard did not share his laugh though. He kept his serious demeanor.
"ass eating is a very sacred practice in the lizard community. we don't joke about the cake, Ned."
Ned started to sweat. This is some sort of prank. Its gotta be. What community holds ass eating a sacred. This is a prank. The lizard held his steely stare. Panic set in. Im not eating this salamanders ass, he thought to himself. He started making escape plans.
I can grab the robe and run. No. Hell get me.
I can run without the robe but... My modesty.
This is ridiculous. He cut his own thoughts short. Im thinking about running from a salamander who wants me to eat his ass.
"If you don't want to eat my ass then maybe we can... compromise." the salamander flung his tounge out and circled it sedictivly
"w... What kind of compromise. "
Oh god. What if he wants to eat my ass. Ned imagined the two pronged tongue of the slamander circling and penetrating his virgin asshole and for a slight moment felt warm and got a tingling sense of a boner coming on. He shook his head and snapped back to reality. What the fuck. No way thats crazy. Ridiculous.
"ass eating is sacred in the lizard habitat, but It doesn't matter who's ass gets eaten. if you get my drift"
Ned gulped. He got his drift all right.
Ned wondered; was getting his robe back worth all this trouble? a nice robe would be nice... Ned couldn't believe he was even thinking of it. or was it that the robe didn't matter at all? was Ned trying to convince himself that the robe was the reason he would go through the ass eating, when in actuality he'd do it anyway
Ned was upset at himself for even considering the notion, although his cock did begin to quiver every time he saw that pink tongue flick out and taste the air. That could be tasting my sweet ass. The thought flashed through his mind before hed even thought about what he was saying and gave himself a mental slap in the face. What was going on.
the salamander held its hand up on the rock. "climb up, don't be shy my little one." the salamander said.
Ned was grabbed the salamanders hand and lifted himself on the rock. Ned laid himself on the rock, with the hot sun lamp beading on his back.
Neds member was getting almost as hard as the rock he was laying on. He was nervous but excited. He felt two slimy clawed hands fall upon his firm and supple bottocks. Nobody had ever touched ned like that. A shiver traveled down his spine
in one quick moment, Neds life changed. a quick flick of the tongue, and Ned was in pure extacy. the salamanders saliva worked as lube, letting the salamanders tounge go deep into neds tight virgin asshole
The tightening of his asshole combatted the push of the lixards forked tongue into his butthole and the friction was pure vliss
Soon the contractiong and expansion of his asshole was making his cock throb
the salamanders tounge went back and forth from neds tight butthole to his balls
Ned felt his balls tightenimg up
all of the sudden Ned felt a rumbling in his body
all of the sudden neds body grew to hundreds of times his size while he was in the lizard habitat. the witches curse was finally broken! all of the sudden Ned felt a rumbling in his ass; the salamander was still in neds ass
Upon this realization, ned began to panic but made sure that his anus stayrd calm, so as not to crush the lizard inside of it
What was he to do
He had a salamander in his rectum.
He desperately called to the salamander and cried "follow the sound of my voice!"
Thr salamander heard his call and began climbing through neds intestines in a desperate attempt to exit his anus.
But unfortunately, the salamander heard the sound of meds voice reverberating inside of him from his vocal chords and could not hear from outside of the anus because of how tightly it was clenched
Ned could feel the salander climbing inside of him desperate to escape
But too late he realized he was climbinf the wrong way
The salamander was slowly running out of air
And as ned gave out a cry to warn the little guy that he was goinf the wromg way the salamander hit neds prostate. It was all over for the salamander. He ran out of breath just as neds anal sphincter began to contract and expand, bringing on the most earth shatteringly amazing orgasm any human being had ever experienced
The salamanders lifeless body was crushed by the wavelike swueezing motion of neds asshole, and ned cried as he ejaculated, for the lizard he had bonded with was gone
But at least he thought to himself, lying in a pool of his own tears and semen.
At least he died doing what he loved.