How To Wake Four Turtles

Summary: Mei here will show you how to wake four teenage mutant ninja tutles.


Author's note: Just got this when I read chapter 4 of "Spike is a what?"


When the song Super scription of data started, Mei woke up. She turned off the alarm and sighed. Ever since she transformed from powerless god into human, she had more fun than anything else.

Mei looked at the time.

It was nearly 8.

"Mei, please go wake them up."Splinter said, pointing at the four bedrooms.

Gosh, how do I do this? Mei thought.

Then, she had an idea.


First, she ran to Leo's room.

"Leo, Captain Ryan is getting autographs in the dojo! The first one who gets an autograph will make Captain Ryan stay in your house!"Mei exclaimed. Leo woke up, alerted. Grabbing a pen, he rushed to the dojo.

"Must...get...autograph!"Leo exclaimed.

Mei giggled.


Next, she went to Raph's room.

"Raph, I heard that Mikey will paint Spike's shell pink with purple glitters and princess stickers! He's planning it in the dojo."Mei said. Raph fell down from the bed.

"I'll get you, bonehead!"Raph ran out of the room, furious.

Mei chuckled.


Then, he went to Donnie's lab. Too easy. she thought.

"Donnie, April knew your feelings and today, she's wearing a bikini with your favorite color! It also has those ties at the back and its loose so you can pull them! Also, he doesn't have any footware nor ponytail nor headband! She's hiding in the dojo."Mei said. Donnie woke up and raced to the dojo.

Mei laughed. "Pervert..."


Lastly, she went to Mikey's room.

"Mikey, Raph won a million pizzas and he's having it all to himself right in the dojo!"Mei exclaimed.

"Raph! Gimme!"Mikey exclaimed, rushing to the dojo.

Mei laughed that she ended up rolling on the floor.


When she saw the turtles arguing, she sighed.

"It's just a joke!"she exclaimed. Soon, all of the turtles grew furious.

Master Splinter came in.

"Now my children, choose who do you want to spar with."he said.

All of the turtles pointed at Mei.

"Uh-oh."

While running, Splinter just chuckled.


Yup, super random.

Donnie: And why did you make me look like I was a pervert?!

Well, I just recenlty watched Higurashi Kai ep 3 and Higurashi Kira ep 1.

Donnie: (growls)

Review or I might get attacked. (runs away).