ThirdSeat has just signed on.

TheKing0101 has just signed on.

InstantCoffee has just signed on.

TheKing0101: haruhi!! your beloved suou is here!!1

InstantCoffee: Tamaki-senpai...? I didn't know you used IM.

TheKing0101: i heard dat this is a popular way 4 commoners 2 keep in touch cuz it was free so i thought it wuld be kool 2 try it!

InstantCoffee: ...Why are you typing like that?

TheKing0101: coz i wanna fit in2 this!! r not u happy i did dis 4 u?

InstantCoffee: --;

ThirdSeat: Tamaki researched chatspeak before he had us download the program.

InstantCoffee: Us?!

FluffyBunny99 has just signed on.

TallDarkandBroody has just signed on.

FluffyBunny99: Haru-Chan! Tama-Chan!

ThirdSeat: Hello, Hunny, Mori.

InstantCoffee: Dear lord...

StuckintheSnoburbs: Okay, I'm back...what the hell? Who are these people?

FluffyBunny99: Kyou-chan, who is that?

ThirdSeat: That would be Lec, Hunny.

StuckintheSnoburbs: How do you know that?

FluffyBunny99: Leccy-chan!

StuckintheSnoburbs: Sawadee, Hunny-san.

ThirdSeat: I traced your IP address and retrieved all of your personal information as soon as we entered the chatroom.

StuckintheSnoburbs: ...

InstantCoffee: ...

TheKing0101: haruhiiiiiiiii wanna go out 2day??

InstantCoffee: Not if you keep typing like that.

TheKing0101: Oh fine.

FluffyBunny99: alssadlfjk34240834iujkdf

FluffyBunny99 has just signed off.

StuckintheSnoburbs: What happened to Hunny?

TallDarkandBroody: He got cake on the keyboard.

TallDarkandBroody has just signed off.

StuckintheSnoburbs: ...

ThirdSeat: Did Mori just talk? Err, type.

StucintheSnoburbs: Leave it up to Kyouya to be so damn literal.

ThirdSeat: You know me too well.

TheKing0101: You haven't answered my question Haruhi!

InstantCoffee: Tamaki-senpai, I have a lot of things to do...

TheKing0101: Like what?!

InstantCoffee: Chores.

TheKing0101: You just don't want to go out with me, don't you?

InstantCoffee: Lol, it's not like that.

TheKing0101: LOL? what's LOL? Is that some kind of code? What's it mean? Liking Ootori's...Lollipops?! Are you cheating on me with KYOUYA?!

InstantCoffee: ...I thought he read a book of chatspeak.

ThirdSeat: Apparently he skipped through the acronyms. LOL means Laughing out Loud.

TheKing0101: STOP TALKING TO MY BELOVED HARUHI!

ThirdSeat: Hai, Tamaki.

InstantCoffee: sigh I'm not cheating on you, Tamaki-senpai.

EatMyTastyTreats has just signed on.

EatMyTastyTreats: Word to your mother.

StuckintheSnoburbs: No one would want to cheat on Tamaki with the likes of KYOUYA, anyways.

ThirdSeat: That's not what you said last night in bed.

EatMyTastyTreats: Oh dang, what's going on with Lec and Eager McBeaverection?

ThirdSeat: You have the nerve talking to me about perversion when your screenname is EatMyTastyTreats?

InstantCoffee: That's Zi, Kyouya-senpai. And she could be talking about candy...

TheKing0101: STOP TALKING TO KYOUYA!

InstantCoffee: Tamaki-senpai, you're being ridiculous.

EatMyTastyTreats: Since when do Kyouya and Tamaki use IM?

TheKing0101: I thought it would be interesting to see a commoner's way of communication!

EatMyTastyTreats: And why does his screenname make me want to get a Whopper?

TheKing0101: Eh?

InstantCoffee: Burger King.

StuckintheSnoburbs: I don't particularly fancy that.

TheKing0101: What are they talking about, Kyouya? Burger King?! Whopper?! It's like devil speak!

ThirdSeat: It's a type of fast food.

TheKing0101: Like their food can run 50 miles per hour?

StuckintheSnoburbs: ...

TheKing0101 has just signed off.

ThirdSeat: ...

StuckintheSnoburbs: So, your royal pompousness...

ThirdSeat: Nani?! Don't call me that baka.

StuckintheSnoburbs: Make me.

ThirdSeat: Sounds like a challenge. I'll set you straight.

StuckintheSnoburbs: You couldn't make anything straight even if I gave you a yardstick and a sharpie.

InstantCoffee: Kyouya just got p0wned.

ThirdSeat: You fight like a cow.

StuckintheSnoburbs: You fight like a dairy farmer.

InstantCoffee: I'm not sure what that means, but I know Kyouya just got P000WNED twice.

EatMyTastyTreats: Ooh, gonna need some ice for those BURNS!

InstantCoffee: LOL

ThirdSeat: ...damn.

HostClubROX has just signed on.

HostClubROX: I just made a new screenname!

EatMyTastyTreats: Shut up, Tamaki. No one likes you but fangirls.

HostClubROX: ...

HostClubROX has just signed off.

InstantCoffee: I better stop him before he goes all emo and cuts himself.

InstantCoffee has just signed off.

StuckintheSnoburbs: ...

StuckintheSnoburbs: They make an odd couple.

ThirdSeat: I think it's cute.

StuckintheSnoburbs: ...

EatMyTastyTreats: ...

EatMyTastyTreats: AWW! KYOUYA JUST DESCRIBED SOMETHING AS CUTE!

ThirdSeat: STFU!

StuckintheSnoburbs: Who knew he thought things were cute?

ThirdSeat: ...

EatMyTastyTreats: Awww!

ThirdSeat: ...

StuckintheSnoburbs: Do you think Iiiiiiii'm cute, Kyouya?

ThirdSeat: ...

EatMyTastyTreats: Awwwwwwww!

StuckintheSnoburbs: So you don't?

ThirdSeat: No!

ThirdSeat: I mean yes? Argh!

StuckintheSnoburbs: You don't like me anymore Kyouya?

ThirdSeat: OMFG!

EatMyTastyTreats: I feel like I'm going to vomit chibi glitter pony figurines.