It was a stormy night. Shenron was sitting in his room watching Boku No Pico and jerking off while eating chicken nuggets. Suddenly, a flash of lightning strikes his room on the Lookout. Shenny was *shocked* to see the thick, beefy, sex machine known as Porunga. Out of nowhere, Porunga looks at Shen-chan with a gaze that can pierce the heavens. His beautiful, shiny red eyes immobilize Shen and gives him a rock-hard erection bigger than a semi truck. Shenrons cheeks turn red and he asks porunga "Wha..what are you doing here?" In a weak, timid voice as he tries to use his small hands to cover his massive boner. Porunga-desu looks over at the embarrassed lizard. The jacked dragon floats over to him and says quietly "Don't worry my love… I'm here now…" Porunga slides his right hand down Shenny's tremendous shaft as he starts humming "Cha La Head Cha La." Shenron starts giggling like a little school girl. Porunga begins to tickle him and he bursts out laughing "No stop! I'm a virgin, I want Bacterian to be my first time!" All of the sudden, Shen looks down to see Porry's ultimate dragon balls throbbing. The two dragons look at each other, with their red eyes glistening. They have a bond that cannot be broken. "Shenron, I've come far from Planet Namek. I just couldn't stay away from your cute Dragon Balls. I wanted to share mine with you…" says Porunga. Shenron says "I know mine are a lot smaller but please baby… accept me…" Shenron stretches his arms open, lifting his head up to the sky. Porunga smiles and utters: "Get on your knees." Suddenly, Shenron spouts eight legs like a spider and bends down. "What do you want me to do now Porry?" "Tie my shoe." Out of nowhere, Future Trunks appears in his time machine. He has green hair and flies over to Shenron and Porunga. "You guys! There's been an error in time. You two can't make love right now. If you do, Shenron will give birth to a being so powerful, he can destroy worlds by just blinking!" Porunga and Shenny gasp in confusion. "Damn it! I guess Porunga is just going to have to pull out." Trunks suddenly turns into a Legendary Super Saiyan 5 God and screams "If you don't pull out, it'll be the end of all of us! NOOOOO!" as he rushes towards them with his hard, metal sword. Porunga grabs Trunks by the neck and whispers "Happy Mother's Day…" He begins crying and rolling around on the floor like a little bitch. "MOOTTHHHEERRR!" Trunks explodes with rage, transforming into the Super ultra god mode rainbow gay pride death beam anal take it hard saiyan 69. However, Shenron simply isn't having this shit today, for he wants to continue pleasing his lover. So he eats him on the spot. Porunga looks at shenron and says "Thank you..now we can continue our...Play Date." The two mighty dragons begin to play an intense game of chess testing each of their intellects. This intense game of chess causes the earth to shake vigorously more so than when goku went super saiyan 3 causing the earth to shatter and many casualties. All of the sudden, Goku appears using his instant transmission technique smiling he says "I'm sorry Shenron but i cannot let this game of chess go on any longer" He powers up to Super mega ultra fuckboi tit kissing god x22 kaioken extreme golden timeskip legend mode x56 saiyan. He charges his x1053 kaioken galick gun. He fires it whilst licking his lips at the sight of his ultimate power. Porunga is vaporised instantly. Goku begins to laugh maniacally as the dust cloud clears. Shenron simply cannot believe that his lover is now...dead he screams in agony "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WE WERE THE ULTIMATE SHIP HOW COULD YOU DO THIS GOKU HOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" and then goku says "Hah deez nuts!...Got eem". Suddenly mark aka lord frieza and starts coming in with his fully erect tail and says "KOK bye"
*rock the dragon plays*