The Adventures of T'Pol and Her Vibrating Alarm Clock

By: T'Poptarts
Disclaimer: Paramount
Spoilers: season 3

Another filk to the tune of "Pink Pajamas", sort of a "prequel" to "Nothing on at all". Inspired by 2Distracted's comment on Triaxian Silk and everything that followed it. T'Pol has a new vibrating alarm clock. Oh yeah, and poor Trip is sleep deprived yet again. T'Pol's POV

A/N: I have absolutely no idea where T'Pol put her alarm clock. And neither do you. ;) :p Would have had a kiddie rating if it wasn't for the fact that well, we all know exactly where she put her Trip. :D


The Adventures of T'Pol and Her Vibrating Alarm Clock

I got a new alarm clock so I wouldn't wake up late
When I suddenly discovered my alarm clock could vibrate
So when my shift was over and I had some time to spare
I kinda took my clock and kinda put it... there

Glory, glory hallelooo-yeah
Glory, glory hallelooo-yeah
My alarm clock is so ooo-yeah
And it just feels too good.

I should have gotten up in time for duty but instead
When my shipmates came to look for me they found me still in bed
I've never seen Commander Tucker so upset before
I swear that if he could, he would have slammed the door.

Glory, glory hallelooo-yeah
Glory, glory hallelooo-yeah
My alarm clock is so ooo-yeah
And it just feels too good.

Apparently it's struck Commander Tucker very deep
He was so depressed and sleep-deprived I had to help him sleep
I'd tell you all about it if the rating still applied
But there's no way in hell to keep that to "implied"...

Glory, glory hallelooo-yeah
Glory, glory hallelooo-yeah
My Commander is so ooo-yeah
And it just feels too good.