Riker is Terrible in Bed

by T'Poptarts

Troi's revenge POV on Fat Riker TM in my Endurance microfic. It's a filk to the tune of Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head, inspired by 2Distracted's song suggestion for the filk challenge at Triaxian Silk.

Riker is Terrible in Bed

By: T'Poptarts
Disclaimer: Paramount
Spoilers: The Abomination

Troi's "revenge" POV on Fat Riker (TM) in my "Endurance" microfic. It's a filk to the tune of "Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head", inspired by 2Distracted's song suggestion for the filk challenge at Triaxian Silk.

Disclaimer #2: I have absolutely no firsthand experience in being in bed with Riker. Yucks.

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Riker is Terrible in Bed

Riker is terrible in bed
And that's no surprise because the man is so "well fed"
Nothing seems to fit him
What did I see in him, the man is appalling

Remember when we were younger we had fun
But now he's been dreaming of the old NX-O-one
Sleeping on the job, oh
What did I see in him, the man is appalling

Though if I say a word about the way he treats me
He won't hit me
But he'll sit on me
And skin and bone and fry and eat me

Riker is terrible in bed
I wish I could turn back time and stick with Worf instead
Riker's not for me, no
I may be stuck but I will not stop complaining
Because you see,
No one else would take ME... :(