It would have been a lovely wedding if it wasn't the fact it was interrupted. Martha Jones was beautiful in her white dress and veil. All of the guest there admired her. Tom, her loving fiancé was drooling…literally.
The hymns were sweet in Donna's opinion, however having the Doctor snoring in her ear was disrupting. Jack (who she had just met yesterday and found she fancied despite his flirty ways) was muffling his giggles and Ianto and Gwen (his team members) looked embarrassed.
Donna reached over and pinched the Doctor on his arm
"Ow" he said sitting up
"Behave, it's Martha's big day and you shouldn't be asleep" she hissed.
"But it's boring" the Doctor Whinged "I liked your wedding so much better"
Donna glared at him and turned round in a huff concentrating on the hymn.
"Come on Red" Jack said "it only gets interesting when we get to the vows"
She refused to agree with him…out loud. She was actually beginning to fall asleep herself. Martha's mum was a lovely person but she doesn't half bore you to death.
"Now if someone objects to this union speak now or forever hold your peace" the vicar said
Silence. Peaceful silence. But before the vicar could move on the door was thrown open and a young man that looked awfully like the Doctor came running in.
"Move, move, move" he shouted, he accidentally knocked Francine's hideous hat off "sorry ma'am" he said
A girl wearing a long black leather trench coat and had long wavy brown hair came running down. "John you better know what you're doing" she shouted a small little blond boy came running in after her.
"Jane I know exactly what I am doing" John promised
"Yes and I am the tooth fairy see my sparkly pink tutu" the girl said, her voice dripping with sarcasm.
"Where's Jenny?" John asked
"How should I know? What am I, her mother?" Jane said
Suddenly a huge hairy beast came through breaking the doors, everyone screamed in terror but Jack, the Doctor, Martha, Donna, Gwen and Ianto. And the three strange kids.
"One, two, three" the little boy counted. The beast got closer to him
"Doctor do something" Donna screeched "it's a little boy"
"DUCK" the teenage boy shouted everyone did so. The boy hand something in his hand, the sun bounced off of it and hit the slobbering beast.
The beast screamed painfully before it was….before it was turned into a stuffed dog.
"Last time I am ever letting Jamie play with Torchwood equipment" the teenage boy said scooping up the small blonde boy.
"but Joooooooohn" the boy (presumably Jamie) whined "JJ was a good dog"
"Good?" the teenager said "Jamie mate he chased us down ten streets trying to eat us"
The girl was staring at the crowd in sheer horror "John?" she said
"Yes Jane"
"You remember that Aunt Martha's wedding was ruined?"
"Yeah"
"Well….say hello to Aunt Martha" Jane said waving at Martha
"Aw crap" John said "hi aunt Martha, good to see you again, you made a fantastic choice in picking Uncle Tom, so sorry for ruining your wedding, please don't get us grounded?"
Martha stood there in shock "who are you?" she managed to get out
"I am John, the eldest brother" John said proudly
"But not the eldest sibling" came an amused voice
John glared at the door "where were you?" he snapped "we're you off shooting Torchwood staff?"
The girl walked down the aisle glaring at the boy "I only keep my gun for emergencies, if you must know I was trying to convince Torchwood to not lock us up"
The Doctor stood there in shock, his eyes not leaving the girl
"Err…guys?" Jane said
"Well we solved the problem, without your help" John said
"Aww ickle Johnnykins upset that I took the spotlight" Jenny said her voice dripping in honey
"AT LEAST I HAVE A MUM" John exploded childishly
Jenny raised her eyebrow "she's my mother too" she said coldly
"She adopted you" John replied flatly
Before anymore arguing could happen Jane grabbed hold of John's hair and Jenny's ponytail and whacked their heads together.
"Will the pair of you shut up before you ruin our time line?" Jane snarled
The Doctor was incredibly pale…Jenny was alive….and had siblings? He did what every respectable man (AN: snorts) would do…he fainted.
"Well…Mum always did say he fainted when she announced she was pregnant" Jane said smirking.