Rules to Celebrating Halloween with Autobots
1) Don't play a scary prank on Ironhide.
He'll pull out his cannons and scare you more than you scared him.
2) Make sure Jetfire doesn't accidently give out energon instead of candy.
Angry parents will be calling you all night.
3) Avoid eating too much candy in one night.
Unless you want Ratchet to give you a long lecture on the importance of human dental hygiene.
4) Consult Ironhide before dressing up like a Decepticon.
He'll be chasing after you for hours if you don't.
5) Don't let Jetfire or Ironhide hand out candy.
Not unless you want to traumatize all the neighborhood children.
6) Don't have Bumblebee hide out around the base on Halloween.
The other bots will not appreciate it when he plays spooky organ music and they don't know where it's coming from.
7) Avoid watching a scary movie with the Twins.
They will talk throughout the whole darn thing!
8) Try not to scare Ratchet by hiding and jumping out at him.
Unless you enjoy getting hit with wrenches.
9) If Ironhide agrees to help you pick out your Halloween costume.
Don't expect him to be patient throughout the whole process. His patience really runs thin.
10) Don't pretend to be dead in order to scare Bumblebee.
You'll give him a spark attack!
11) Do not let the Twins help you in decorating your home for Halloween.
You'll have to have Bumblebee break them up from fighting every five seconds.
12) Be sure to always check your Candy.
You don't want to have to pay a visit to Ratchet.
13) Reframe from throwing eggs at people's houses.
And don't throw any at Jolt. He's got electrical whips and he's not afraid to use them.
A/N:
Glad I got this thing out before Halloween. Hope you all enjoy!
Also, should I do a Christmas one?