An Ode to Scorpy

by T'Poptarts

Crichton POV. A short filk I wrote a while ago to the tune of America The Beautiful. Crichton going nuts with the chip Scorpius implanted in his head.

An Ode to Scorpy

By: T'Poptarts
Disclaimer: the Jim Henson Company
Spoilers: season 2

A short filk I wrote a while ago to the tune of "America The Beautiful". Crichton going nuts with the chip Scorpius implanted in his head. Crichton POV

A/N: Inspired by me accidentally switching the word "grain" in the original song with "dren"... and then I was like, "WHAT??"...

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An Ode to Scorpy

Yo Scorpius, you wormhole-hunter hybrid piece of dren,
That thing you put inside my head is driving me insane!
Get off my case you leather-face, stop frelling with my brain!
Or just drop dead you freezer-head and don't bug me again!