Brotherly Therapist
Brotherly Therapist!
Oh sorry! I haven't been on here much sorry!! But i just found this and i've had it for about a year or so and i decided to make a return and see if i cant get some Fanfictions up sorry! (hands out apologie cookies and or brownies)
Therapist: I see… so you want me to help them?
Kagome and Rin: Please! There crazy every time they see each other they fight!
Therapist: Hmmmm…. I'll be sure to do my best.
Rin: Don't you always do your best?
Therapist: (Realizing what he just said) Of course! Of course!
Kagome: Oh look here they come!
Therapist: Here get in this room it looks like a mirror but you'll be able to see what's going on. (Shows them to the door)
Rin and Kagome: (Walk in door sit in seats and watch the show!)
Sesshomaru: What… the…
Therapist: Hello!
Inuyasha: You!
Therapist: Me?
Inuyasha: No him!
Therapist: Me??
Inuyasha: NO! I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT!
Sesshomaru: (Confused look)
Therapist: Then who?
Inuyasha: AHHHHHHH!! (Ties rope around neck)
Sesshomaru: (Hopeful) Are you planning to hang yourself?
Inuyasha: Yes! Why?
Sesshomaru: (Is all giddy inside) May I help?
Inuyasha: (Twitching) Mom! Wait she's dead…. Dad! Wait he's dead…. Kagome!! Sesshomaru's scaring me!!
Rin: (Rolling on the floor) This is so great!
Kagome: (Wiping away tears) I know we should have sent them to a therapist a long time ago!
Sesshomaru: So does that mean your not going to hang yourself? (On the verge of tears)
Inuyasha: No I'm not!
Sesshomaru: (Starts crying)
Therapist: There, there Sesshomaru… now tell me how long have you guys been fighting?
Sesshomaru: Since he was born.
Inuyasha: He tried to drown me!
Kagome: Wow I never knew that.
Rin: Me either…
Kagome: Wait what are you talking about?
Rin: Sesshy trying to drown Inuyasha what are you talking about?
Kagome: Sesshomaru crying.
Rin: He is?! (Is recording it for future black mail) Mwahahahahahahahaha! (Lighting strikes and organ music plays)
Kagome: (Backs up scared)
Rin: Yes, yes my plan is all coming together now! Mwhahahahaha! (Lightning strike)
Kagome: Ooook…. (Backs up slowly)
Rin: (Goes back to innocent teen) Ok back to what I was doing (Continues to record)
Kagome: (Is cowering in corner)
Therapist: Ummm I'm sure he had a good reason?
Sesshomaru: As a matter fact I did.
Therapist: See now what was your reason?
Sesshomaru: He was born!
Therapist: Umm ok well Inuyasha why do you not like Sesshomaru?
Inuyasha: Because he keeps trying to kill me! And drown me! And he talks to me in my sleep telling me he's going to kill me!
Sesshomaru: What its fun.
Therapist: Ok Sesshomaru why do you not like Inuyasha?
Sesshomaru: Because… look at him! He's a half-breed! We full demons are far more superior!
Inuyasha: (Mocking) We full demons are far more superior oh look at me I'm big bad Sesshomaru!
Sesshomaru: Shut up! (Takes out sword) muahahahahaha….. Oops wrong one. (Pulls out the other one) Muahahahahahahaha!! Feel my deadly wrath!
Inuyasha: You idiot! You just pulled out the same one! (Pulls out sword) hahahaha!
Therapist: I don't think fighting is such a good idea.
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru: (Puts sword away and pouts)
Kagome and Rin: (On the floor holding their sides)
Therapist: So… um what brought you here today?
Inuyasha: Kagome said this was a ramen convention.
Sesshomaru: (laughing hysterically) Are you kidding me?
Inuyasha and Therapist: Why'd you come here?
Sesshomaru: (Stops laughing) Rin told me Jaken stole my sword… and I was coming after him to kill him.
Inuyasha: But both of your swords are… and you… never mind.
Therapist: Ok so, I see you both hate each other Sesshomaru you've tried to drown Inuyasha and Inuyasha well…. What have you done?
Inuyasha: I tried to fight him but Kagome keeps saying 'Sit' and when she says that these stupid beads make me sit!!
Kagome: Hehehe that's really fun, you should really invest your money in them and get one for Sesshy.
Rin: Oooohhhh where'd you get 'em at?!
Kagome: Kaede gave 'em to me.
Rin: (Pulls out cell phone and calls Kaede)
Kagome: Getting you some?
Rin: Yes and I'm going to see if she'll make them out of flowers! (Giggles)
Sesshomaru: (Laughs) Sucks for you!
Inuyasha: Laugh it up! Maybe Rin can get you some!
Sesshomaru: She wouldn't dare!
Therapist: OH MY GOSH!!
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru: What?!
Therapist: I LOST AGAIN!
Inuyasha and Sesshomaru: Lost what again?
Therapist: TIC TAC TOE! I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST AGAINST MYSELF AGAIN! (Throws notepad down and stomps off)
Inuyasha: What the…
Sesshomaru: (looking at notepad) Yeah he did if he would have put the X in the middle he clearly would have won.
Inuyasha: (Raises eyebrows) I'm outta here! (Walks off)
(Ryuuzaki walks in)
Sesshomaru: Who are you?!
Ryuuzaki: I am Ryuuzaki… and I'm looking for Kira…. (Pulls Light in whose handcuffed to Ryuuzaki)
Light: (Sighs) That's a demon Ryuuzaki!
Ryuuzaki: I knew you were going to say that… Hmmmm yes…. Only Kira would say something like that (pulls out piece of cake and begins to eat it) 35 Kira….
Sesshomaru: You know what… I don't even want to know… (Walks outside)
Rin: Hey where did Sesshy… oh my gosh!! Look at him!
Kagome: Who?
Rin: Him! (Points to Ryuuzaki) He's hot!
Kagome: The one with the black hair?
Rin: Yeah!
Kagome: I like the one with the brown hair… he's cute.
Rin and Kagome: Hmmmm
Ryuuzaki: 50
Light: I didn't even do anything!
Ryuuzaki: Yes you did!
Light: (hangs self)
Ryuuzaki: (dances)