Charming: Ringggggggg hello

Regina: Guess who wants to get in your paints again

Charming: what

Regina: shit

Emma: what are you doing with my phone?

Charming: Regina wants to get in your pants

Emma: again

Charming: I am not hearing this

Emma: shit did I say that out loud

Charming: you sad that out loud to

Charming: you do no she is you grandma right

Emma: well she is a very hot grandma

Charming: that's it you re grounded

Emma: I am 27 you can't do that

Charming: watch me