Okay, okay, Okay, *flaps arms* before you all Maime me, lemme explain: Aizens Taken over The states and made himself president, (yeah, I know that would never ACTUALLY happen, but it's Aizen were talking about :P). Obama Is not Dead – He's been kidnapped (didn't want to kill him or make him evil, because he seems like a really good president, and I actually like him XD) (O.O I just typed in 'Aizen' in word, and it said it was wrong, so I right clicked, about to click ignore, but then I saw a related name thing was Hitler O.O WEIRD!) I know what you're gonna ask, ''why's America been taken over and not, like, England or something'' well the answers pretty easy – Americas the most powerful country in the world – at the moment at least- (I think, anyone who actually tries to deny that, 'just because' is a bit daft T.T) and Aizens all for power, so it makes sense? Anyway long story to how I came up with the idea of England being against America for one, coz there's no way in 7 hell's will they not be allied UNLESS (this is what I figured) America went evil and tried to take over the world – and Aizen just would do that - but have no fear, the American citizens aren't evil, just under order of Aizen and his minions (espada-hehe 'spade'- ect – but more) and, I thought, wouldn't it be cool, if we brought back Ninjaness (even though they were assassins) which would mean, we'd have to team up with the Japanese/Chinese, and Because Bleach is awesome (like Japan an America XD) it all kinda slots together – I hope XD OH and coz our government (yes, I'm English *cry*) Is kinda messed up at the moment, and probably would do no good in a war (I mean seriously, what on earth is happening in the Iraq – is it still Iraq? – war, I thought we were pulling the troupes out?) I decided to bring Churchill back from the dead, well . . . His grandson at least (in my mind) –he'd be about 50 If I'm correct) because he was the best war-lord we ever had XD (Oh, and as a precaution erase any knowledge of WW 1 and 2 from your mind, I know that the Japanese and Chinese fought against each other in that too, and everything, but this is my imaginary war – I'm NOT a psycho! :P – so Erase it :D) Oh and . . .err . . . . .*smiles really really big* . . .RenjiandRukiaareenglish *smiles bigger* PLEASE DONT KILL ME!, it was the only way round I could think of making it work for Bleach and the whole shinigami world . .make sense, no? – basically, instead of Renji and Rukia being Shinigami, their English – DONT WORRY, none of the others are, It was just to mix things up a bit) S'all I'm gonna say, wanna complain? Read it First :P
Ichigo: Entire Bloody Story synopsis why don't cha?
Me: Well, I'm sorry, Forgive my not-wanting-to-die-at-only-16-ness *evils*
Ichigo: But still, THAT much?
Me: well, well, NYA! *blows Raspberry at him*
Ichigo: OI!
Rukia: can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with Ichigo, WHY'D Yah have to make me English? All they do Is Drink Tea, and talk posh all day! *cry*
Me: That's not true! Well . . .Perhaps The tea drinking *thinks of mother* But NOT the poshness, Have you HEARD the chavs?
Rukia: Aww Great, Now Yah gonna Make me grunt all day *cries more*
Me: No I'm Not!
Ichigo: GAH Just Get on with the story already *fangy mouth moment* *Deep Breath* Huuuh . . .
Me: O.O Okay Okay, Geez . . . .
Rukia P.O.V
"Hmmm" Rukia ties the rest of her outfit to fit
"Perfect" She looked in the mirror, her reflection was what looked like a boy in a purple Ninja Gi, hidden in the wraps were her weapons, one, a white Gun she named 'Sode no shirayuki' (If anyone's seen MCR's new video you'll see where I got the thought from ) which she hid in the top of her Right boot. She came out of the room she had been assigned for so long.
'It's finally happening . . . were finally going to war . . . at least I'll meet new people . . .' she thought, leaving the room and shutting the door for the last time behind her.
Rukia had been Training for this for the past year. She had just Turned 16, which meant she was ready to fight, and so, had been training ever since the war had been first declared – merely a year ago. Unbeknown to her at the time, she would be pulled out of her commando training, to be seated in one of the country's top most secret organisations – Which would consist of 'troupes' of only about 7 people, both English and Japanese, to infiltrate the American generals. They weren't to kill the citizens –no-one was-, they were merely following orders. Their job was to rescue the citizens from the commands of their generals, and send the ones they gathered off to Europe (mainly Scandinavia), where they would be trained to defend themselves against the intruders, once back In America.
"Alright let's go!" The general shouted. He directed them to a Carrier Jet, which was to take her, and 10 others, to a remote location in Switzerland, where they would meet the rest of their groups, and be sent off to go to their job.
"Pfffffffff" She marched onto the jet, nodding at the other 'men' who got on with her and put on the Earphones behind her bench. She was special ops, one of the only Girls that would partake in this kind of Job; she knew there would be others. But not in her group. The Girls on the missions were to hide their Gender, and disguise themselves as Guys. – No-one really knew why, it was just one of the weird rules about that place- and not tell anyone, not even the people in their troupes Unless, there was another Girl there too, and even then, only them.
"Okay" A muffled voice through the earphones appeared, it was barely comprehendible
"When we arrive, you will each be given a tracking device to clip onto the underside of a piece of clothing, you must keep it hidden. Also, you will each receive a satellite phone which will allow you to contact us wherever on this planet you are. And thirdly, you will meet your troupes. Remember In this situation, there are no leaders. You are expected to respect each other, and treat each other as equals. Listen and you will succeed. Ignore and you will die. On-the-other-hand, don't let each other's judgements get you killed. Don't act rash unless in a life-or-death situation. Think things through. Work as a team. And Good Luck! We shall see you again in 3 months. Do Not Fail!" And with that, the hanger opened.
"Remember, jump when the light is green, and wait your turn"
'Gawd, is he EVER going to shut up?' Rukia chattered away in her mind. 'We know what to do; we've been through it 11 million times already!' 'Gah, and to think, a year ago I wouldn't of even dreamed of jumping out of a plane to meet 6 strangers, to go and fight in a war against America of all places!' she shook her head 'what has this world come to?' the Light went green, she looked around at the other 21st century Ninja's, who admittedly, didn't look as if they wanted to jump. "Looks like I'm first" She smiled at the others
"See yah on the other side lad's" and with that, she jumped out of the hanger into the night.
'GERRONIIMMOO!' She thought-shouted. They weren't supposed to make a noise, so actually shouting would probably land her in a bit of crap. She checked the compass on her arm, for the co-ordinates to land at, and tilted to the left.
10 minutes later . . .
"Oof, uuugh, can never land these things on my feet" She'd landed butt-first onto the Mud, A Red light turned her way.
"Aha! So who do we have here?" A man with long silver hair tied into a ponytail approached her.
"Ruk—Ahem Rukio Kuchiki sergeant" She deepened her voice, stood up, and Unclipped the parachute from her backpack.
"Ahh, yes, would you please press your thumb onto this screen please?" he held up what looked like one of those touch-pad things that you have to sign when you get a parcel.
"Sure" She did as he said. She was used to the mass of security now. At first it scared her, guys with guns and swords, and allsorts surrounding her, wasn't what many were used to, those living normal lives at least. This man didn't look very scary, in fact, he seemed like a very pleasant man, certainly not one for violence, but she knew better, it was the ones that threw you off guard that you'd have to be wary of. They were usually the most skilled.
"Ah yes, you are indeed Kuchiki-san" he smiled
'So he's also Japanese?' Sometimes looks threw her off. She knew she'd be working with the Japanese in this mission, however, sometimes, they just didn't look it. She smiled.
"Yes, indeedy" She smiled. Her face suddenly turned to shock. She flustered
"I mean, yes, sir, I am a Man!" she deepened her voice again, and stood in a fast salute, tripping over a rock.
"Ayyiiee" she cried. All of the other people in the field turned to face her. She quickly clapped her hand over her mouth.
"Aww, crap I'm so sorry, I'm not usually this clumsy!" The general just laughed, all be it, quietly.
"Don't worry, It always seems to happen on the first day . .Well, night" He smiled
"But don't worry, I know you're not a boy, I was informed who was what, before we came. Oh, and a tip, just talk normally, you don't need to try and sound like a boy, it's when you do that that people tend to guess" He smiled again
"Uuh, thanks" She smiled weakly
"Alright now you . . . are . . . .*whistle*" he scrolled down a list on the funny touch-pad thing.
"Ah yes, you are over there, troupe code: Bankai. Your fellow Ninjas are: Kurosaki Ichigo: Country of origin Japan, Arisawa Tatsuki C.O.O: Japan, Abarai Renji: C.O.O England . . ."
'Ohh, yay, Englandish too' she smiled.
"Yasutora Sado, or 'Chad', as he prefers. . . "He smiled. "C.O.O: Japan/Mexico"
"Mexico aswell?"
"yes, he originally lived in Mexico, but moved to Japan at the age of 8, but I'll leave that for him to explain" he winked and smiled again"
'Gawd this guy is smiley' she thought.
"And Finally . . . Shiba Ganju: C.O.O: Japan. So you've got a bit of a mix there" he smiled AGAIN.
"Yeah. . . Hehe" she laughed nervously, what if they all figured out she was a girl, instantly? What if they all hated her? What if they were ALIENS? She shuddered at the last thought.
"All right, here's your Backpack, your Tracker, and your phone. Everything you need is in the bag, there's a list at the top, just in-case, oh and" He leaned in closer, and whispered in her ear "The PILL's are in the front pouch You'll need to take one a day" (Is that right? Or is it one a week? O.O) she flushed red, still not used to the fact that GUYS would be 'helping' her out with THAT.
"UUhm thanks" She squeaked as he leaned back.
"Alright, that's all, good look, and don't get killed!" He smiled and waved to her as she walked away towards 'club Bankai' still bright red.
Ichigo P.O.V
"Hey" he murmured to the guy next to him "who's the tomato walking this way, is he one of ours?"
The 'guy' (Ganju) next to him looked around, and checked the list of names,
"I don't know, Sais 'ere were, expectin' a Kuchiki Rukio, English dude"
"Doesn't sound like an English name" Ichigo grunted
"Nah, sais 'ere tha' her pop's got a Japanese name, buts' English"
"Ugh, odd" he grunted "ah, well better go greet t' new meat" He got up from his crouched position and shuffled towards Rukia . . .
Okay, Thats the first chapter up, what did you think? Review and tell me if I should even carry on XD Oh! Did I get you, when you read shiba? :P