1:
"So is there a Mrs. Dr. Spencer Reid?"
"Um."
"No. But there is a Special Agent Derek Morgan."
"Oh."
"Yeah…so get lost."
"Sure thing."
"That was a little unnecessary."
"Funny…I don't think so."
2:
"Um"
"I know."
"No…it looks good-they look good."
"Don't lie."
"I'm sure they taste better then they look."
"Don't count on it."
"Oh god."
"It's horrible isn't it?"
"No it's just fine. I just need some milk."
"Here."
"Thanks."
"Are you going to leave me?"
"Why would I leave you?"
"Because you told Garcia you could only love someone who makes chocolate chips cookies like your mom."
"I was joking, pretty boy."
"Oh."
"But I would love you a bit more if you promise me you'll never try to make these again."
3:
"Come on, good looking. I'll get your blood pumping."
"Sorry honey, doesn't work like that."
"Give me a chance?"
"Do you speak Klingon?"
"What?"
"Klingon? Do you speak it?"
"No,"
"Then you I can safely say you can't get my blood pumping."
4:
"What are you wearing?"
"Clothing."
"I can see that. But what I'd like to know is why you're wearing the tie I gave to Reid as a Christmas gift last year."
"Um…I got coffee on mine and he gave me his?"
"Don't lie to a profiler."
"Yeah I didn't think you'd buy that."
"So?"
"I forgot mine at home and he let me borrow one of his."
"Ahhhh."
5:
"So I was thinking-"
"Don't you dare!"
"But it's mine too."
"Yeah, but I'm bigger and stronger and have no qualms about tackling you to get my way."
"This thing is suppose to go both ways. We're suppose to give a little."
"This isn't what that means. That means when you're using all the hot water I forgive you. It means when you forget your cell phone I loan you mine. Not this."
"You're a jerk."
"But a cute one."
"I'll move back to my own apartment."
"Fine. Put the damn Star Wars pillow cases on."