Author's Note:

Hello? Welcome to this extension of an April Fools thing I did. I threw my story, We Spend Far Too Much Time In the Hospital Wing through 10 layers of Google Translate, and with some editing, put together this lovely piece of literature.

Let's just say, it is a plethora of weirdness so a very strange read. I hope you enjoy it, and maybe stop by the original to give it a read!

Oh! And Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or anything that was created by Ms. Rowling's lovely hands.

Chapter 1 (Brought to you by Google Translate)

Oakley did her general studies. Mercy in general was easy to support, and was unlit through different generations. Oakley is actually true , but I was too lazy to write . Professor Burbage definitely excited about learning , but in this context, Oakley beermat's powers seem to have no mercy or so interesting .

Mercy facial hair had hair care and ties, but unfortunately, I have not seen his wristwatch. We were panels, and Oakley is visible to the server.

I feel very bad , and her legs COMC today's have seen today , which might indicate a problem that I am not affiliated bent .

Mercedes smiled and shook her head . They are two times in a row, start to heat the water, in order to jump in class to think about the purpose of the teacher navels .

Service . You can get online, I'd go with something that is of value . After dinner in the library, do you want to capture?

Oakley's mercy of the opposition to respond to the bonds. Taking care of magical creatures with the library? Clearly, Mercy tries to kill him.

Any ooOOOooh ! Library, WHYYYY?

I can help you think about the treatment of the idea, but I was never bored.

Oh, the pain! Is the child all that interesting?

Oh, dear .

Ah, but I have to say, lunch. Charlie will be.

Mercy hallwayed Charlie while sitting in his eyes. After time to work with Oakley, the show cactus was stolen by unmakers of magical gesture . Information about slavery and the board at the mercy of teachers writing on the face of beermat Charlie who fell in secret.

The paper identifies the desktop, and then his face. Charlie, however, is much more than a back. Charlie looked at me and raised eyebrows. It was coming out of the character he designed to mimic. After all, he rolled his eyes for a while. The pole tip of a blessing volcano skin uncurled and indicates Oakley; it then mumbled , and then put on the list that Charlie still crumpled . The beermat potential risk in the hallway rose and began to talk to Charlie.

Charlie sighed and his eyes became all the time-dial-nylons. He picked up a pen.

Really, people ?

Oakley kissed and smiled.

There is no need for change. Well, you are.

Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaasssssse ?

Charlie brought two friends of Understanding and sighed .

Well ... after dinner , but you can do without my navigation magical creatures.

Jade hid the tibia.

"Oh, rippled streak" Oakley said aloud.

"Miss Milova , please pay attention."

"Sorry , Professor "