Living with Faust… 2!

The plague that spreads like butter!

Day ???- The re-awakening

"Well, I believe you two should get up now. It's been almost 3 months now, wake up, a new task at hand is waiting for you." said the mysterious voice.

"Huh?" said the first body as it got up from the floor. The other body shivered a little and then slowly got up, pulling it's long hair to check it for knots. "Shit, where are we?" said the fist body. "You're here." said the mysterious voice, with two more bodies walking up from behind it. "We thought that you were going to be asleep forever, but now your finally back." said the new body on the left of the mysterious being. "Now." said the mysterious being. "I have a little job for you..."

Day 1111- come back

"Ugh, my skull feels like it was used as a pinnate!" I exclaimed. "Well, at least you're in better condition than me" said the other being. "Oh shut up...wait, Teepo?" I said to him.

"Yeah what is it...Emerld?" Teepo said back. "How are we alive, we both just went poof that day along time ago, and stopped existing, so how is it that were are back?" he said. "I don't know." I replied. "I guess I should help you two now, now that I am your new master." Said none other than the crazy Mr. Bagman, Faust.

Day 1111 - xX#11&4-231

This is… Teepo, somewhere in a dark room, with a giant semi-hollow Faust overhead, and what appears to be Emerld. "What is going on here, are we dead or what?" I asked. "How could we even die? We were told we don't exist, and that you don't either!" I yelled at the Faust like figure.

"I will explain everything in due time." Exclaimed the floating ghost like Faust thing. Well, about 15 minutes of silence passed, then I finally got bored and asked "…You gonna tell us now?" He then remembering what I was talking about said in a manner of which a king would speak to a peasant. "… Oh yeah… I forgot!" Then me and the other boi just rolled our eyes and waited an explanation.

"I, am Faust, the one and only Faust, and I do, indeed exist. As do you." He explained for probably the first time ever in a serious manner. "But how can that be? We both disappeared into thin air!" explained Emerld. "We went home that day and everyone was gone! Even you, and things got even more horrible then when you were around, then, DEAD!" He explained further. "Shut up boi!" yelled Faust. "I wasn't finished talking, you should've brought a snack to this empty unknown dimension in which you had no idea you'd be coming too and there for no need to bring a snack!" He explained… I guess that was an explanation.

"Now, as for you friends, you were told they did not exist, and never did exist. This, is untrue." Faust explained. "Then why was everyone gone when we went back that day?" I asked. "Let me ask you this, who was it that made you go to counseling in the first place?" He asked. "… You did! You bastard! What did you do with our friends!?" I demanded to know. "It was great! First, I rounded them all up, just minutes after you left to go to counseling, I told them we we're going to Disneyland!" He explained to us his plan. "And then what, drove the car off a cliff?" asked Emerld. "NO! That would've been pretty fun though, but where I REALLY took them was to have all of there memories erased!" He explained the events further.

"So why did you do that, were you actually showing some compassion and letting them free, and freeing them from the horrible memories they had living with you?" I asked. "Nope! Actually, they are all still living in the house, I dropped them all of there right after I erased there memories." He explained. "So, wait, there were at the house when we went back? We were just to crazy to realize that they were there?" Emerld asked confused. "Actually, neither of you ever even WENT home, the councilor shot you both with darts full of enough tranquilizer to take down a manatee and anything within a hundred feet of it." He explained, his explanation cleared up why we saw all of that crap.

"So, why, the FUCK, did he shoot us!?" Emerld asked now more pissed then before. "Because that councilor was… ME!!!" He revealed to us. Emerld then smacked himself in the face and looked at the floor in utter disgust. "So it was all a bunch of bullshit? You were just FUCKING with us EVEN MORE? AND, on a horrible psychological basis! WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS!?" I yelled at him and demanded answers. "I'm still not finished, and while I DID have much fun during this event, I had a reason for my actions." He explained still with a serious tone.

"The others I told you about, you remember them? He asked us. "The ones who you tormented with cereal mascots?" Emerld asked. "Exactly, I lived with those guys too, and I also sent them away to counseling. One of them you've met frequently, the other was killed by Mr. Norris, only he wasn't really dead, you can both come out now." After Faust announced that, two mysterious beings came forth from the dark void, to the left of Faust was the great king of burgers himself, the Burger King. To the right was indeed a familiar face, it was pennywise the clown. "Wait, what is going on here, this is so confusing!" I asked. "Were you two always like this, or did Faust do this to you, did he do this to all the other guys too? Freakazoid, Jim, Chief, Mask, and Dr. Weird?" Emerld asked pennywise. "Nah, we were normal once, but then Faust gave us cool powers after all the torment he put us though. So, we took on these awesome forms! As for the other guys, they were always like that, long before they met Faust." he replied to Emerld's questions.

"So what I'm hearing from this story is, we are gonna get cool powers too?" I asked. "Ha ha ha, no." Faust laughed back. "The reason I gave them powers is because they took me in, they liked the games we played and the things we did, all you two ever did was try to get rid of me, and now, I'm here to stay!" He explained. "The time has come!" announced the Burger King. "Yes, now then, let's get back home shall we?" said Faust, and in an instant we were back home, we could see the others all carrying on there lives, without us. "And now, for our grand re-entering into there lives!" Faust explained. "Wait, we are still going to be living here, without them knowing who we are?" Emerld asked. "That's the plan, eventually, they will grow once again to love us!" said Faust. "Wait, I still don't get it, why did you erase there minds, why did you make us disappear, and why did you bring us back FROM THE DEAD just to put us through more of your torment?" I asked these important questions, and all I got from him was: "Because, I CAN!"

And there we were, back at our house, nothing was different, the sign in front with PEOPLE BANNED FROM THIS HOUSE was still up, Faust was pasted three times, that was next to the PEOPLE LOVED IN THIS HOUSE sign, where Faust was pasted as well. As we entered the house, none of our friends remembered who we were, or what we were doing here, and Faust didn't seem to not scare them. We went up to our rooms and let Faust handle telling them we were living here, I don't know WHAT he told them, but not one of them questioned us being here. I got my possessed Bridget plushy from my old room, which is now not my room because my "girlfriend" no longer knows who I am, nor that I am her boyfriend. And that's it, we're back, here to start our lives once more, the only bad part is that our friends know nothing of our past events, and the only horrible part is… Faust still lives with us.