MAKING AMENDS WITH FRIENDS
BY SHADOWGATE
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The following is a repost of a story I deleted long ago.
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Wendy walked up to Stan's house and knocked on the door.
Stan answered and called her in.
He told her he got sucked into Facebook and was glad to be out of it.
He told her he was done forever with Facebook.
She said she understood he'd been under stress. The phone rang and it was Kyle but he told Kyle "not now" and said to Wendy "I'm your boyfriend and you misunderstood so much on my FB page. The truth is that comment about me in a bunny suit was from someone else, a 92 year old. Oh and now that my Facebook page has been deleted I would like to say you're my girlfriend and I'm not single."
Wendy said "you know I get it now Stan. I'm sorry I got so mad at you and I must say you probably looked very silly in a pink bunny suit."
Wendy started laughing and Stan said "I really don't feel like being made fun of now."
Wendy kept laughing and said "sorry Stan" and Shelly barged in.
She yelled "Goddamn it my favorite show got interrupted for some stupid news segment."
She threw a chair and the chair leg hit Stan in the crotch.
He yelled "OHHHHHHHHHH!"
Wendy yelled "you crazy bitch look what you did."
Shelly said "who are you calling a bitch? You think because you're my brother's girlfriend I won't whoop your ass?"
Wendy said "why do you beat up Stan and that chair hit him between the legs."
Shelly said "oh well I guess when you get married he won't be able to give you children."
Wendy said "well sometimes I feel like smacking him to."
Wendy smacks Stan and Shelly says "you should smack him like this" and Shelly smacks Stan.
Wendy says "leave Stan alone Goddamn it!"
Wendy says "Stan it's cool, I'm over my Facebook rage."
Stan falls into Wendy's arms and she holds him tight.
THE END