Going Down to South Park

AN/ So Amber and I have been obsessing over south park so I wrote this fic last year right before summer started…I didn't finish it until now. Lol. So…here it is.

Disclaimer: we do not own South Park. We're just not that amazing

Third person

Blixie and Ebsolon peaked out from behind the mailbox in front of Tweek Tweak's house.

"I can't believe we're here!!" Ebsolon said, twitching. "I LOVE TWEEK!"

"Wait, where are we? How'd we get here? WHAT'S GOING ON!" Blixie screamed

"Uh…Blix? It was your idea to come here and…you paid for the bus ticket…" Ebsolon reminded her.

"Oh….right…haha…" Blixie responded. Suddenly, the top right window of Tweek's house opened with a SCHUNK sound. Ebsolon and Blixie looked up to see Tweek leaning out the window.

"Oh No! THERE ARE CRAZY PEOPLE HINDING BEHIND MY MAIL BOX AGAIN!! AHHHH ARE YOU HERE TO STEAL MY UNDERPANTS TOO?? NOOO TOO MUCH PRESSURE JUST GO AWAY!!!" he screamed, before slamming the window shut. Blixie and Ebsolon walked up to the door and rang the doorbell. Tweek opened the door.

"AAHHH what are you still doing here!!" he screamed. Ebsolon and Blixie fell to their knees and started to bow down to him.

"Oh almighty Tweek." Ebsolon said. "We bring you gifts!" She handed him a bag of harbucks coffee and Blixie handed him some dunken donauts.

"Uhhh, thanks?" Tweek said, before slamming the door shut. The two girl's eyes watered.

"Why won't you talk to us!!!!!" They sobbed.

"Who are you?" A very nasally voice said, interrupting their sobbing. Ebsolon and Blixie turned around to see a boy in a blue jacket and aviator cap.

"OH MY GOD!!" Ebsolon screamed. "ITS CRAIG!!!!" She tackled him.

"AHH WHO ARE YOU FREAKS GET OFF OF ME!!" Craig screamed, pushing Ebsolon off of him and running into the house. He slammed the door behind him, then turned and flipped the door off. He found Tweek in his room, surrounded by cups of coffee. Tweek waved happily at him.

"Dude, who are those freaks in your yard?" Craig demanded.

"I don't know but look! They gave me coffee!" Tweek held up a cup.

"AHH!" Craig screamed, knocking the cup out of Tweek's hand. "Don't drink that! It's probably drugged."

"What kind of drug would they put in coffee?" Tweek questioned, becoming more paranoid.

"I dunno, ecstasy."Craig replied. Tweek gasped.

"Not the date rape drug!!"

"You need to get rid of all the coffee!" Craig said. Tweek's eye twitched.

"Get. Rid. Of. Coffee??" He said. 'What do I do? Drink it? Get rid of it? "AHHHH too much PRESSURE!!" He screamed, before running out the door and locking himself in his bathroom. Craig rolled his eyes.

"Now, what do with all this coffee…."

Back in Tweek's yard

"AHHHHHHHHH!!" Blixie and Ebsolon screamed as gallons of scolding hot coffee came pouring down on them.

"Tweek didn't like our coffee??" Blixie sobbed.

"But-but-but Tweek loves all coffee! ALL OF IT!" Ebsolon sobbed back.

Back in Tweek's room

"Bwhahahahahahah!!" Craig laughed manically as he poured the burning coffee on the creepy stalker girls heads. When all of the coffee was gone, Craig went downstairs and made Tweek a pot of the coffee that had already been in the cupboard. Wonderful, drug free coffee.

Craig took the coffee upstairs and knocked on the bathroom door.

"Hey Tweek." He called.

"No! I'm not coming out! There's still WAY too much pressure!"Tweek responded. Craig rolled his eyes.

"I already got rid of all the coffee." Craig said. The bathroom door opened slowly.

"You, what?" Tweek asked.

"I got rid of all the coffee." Craig repeated. Tweek suddenly reached out and pushed Craig out the hallway window.

"Get out of my house you coffee hater!" He screamed before slamming the window shut. Luckily, instead of landing on the hard cold ground, Craig landed on Ebsolon and Blixie, crushing them.

"Craig!" Ebsolon yelled, happily. She flung her arms around his neck, hugging him.

"EHHH Cant. Breath." He gasped. Ebsolon let go, and he rubbed his neck, glaring at the two of them. "What do you think you're doing trying to poison Tweek with the date rape drug!" He yelled.

"But-but-but…" Ebsolon stammered.

"We're not here to poison Tweek." Blixie answered.

"Yeah we're here to worship him!" Ebsolon said. All was silent for a moment.

"Craig?" Blixie asked. "Why did you decide to fling yourself out of a two story window?"

"I didn't! I-I got rid of all the coffee and Tweek pushed me out of it." He admitted.

"He didn't!" Ebsolon gasped.

"Uh then explain how I'm here?" Craig responded.

"A rinosarous barfed you up on top of us." Blixie said. Craig and Ebsolon stared at her. "What? It was a flying rinosarous!" She insisted.

"Uh, Okay whatever…" Craig said.

"WAIT!" Ebsolon yelled, suddenly. "I know how to make Tweek forgive you!" It was quiet for a minute.

"Ahh are you gonna tell me?" Craig asked.

"Yeah,

If you buy us harbucks…."

Two latte's later

"Okay! Tell me!" Craig said.

"We'll plant coffee trees!" Ebsolon said. "In his backyard!!"

"That won't work, a coffee tree would die here…" Craig said, being his usual pessimistic self.

"HEY THIS IS MY STORY AND I SAY A COFFEE TREE WILL WORK!!" Blixie screamed.

"Wait, what do you mean story???"

"….nothing…."Blixie and Ebsolon said. And with that, they started to plant all the coffee bean trees they could find in Tweek's backyard. Which ended up being about 50?

"So, do you really think this will work?" Craig asked.

"Sure!" Ebsolon said. "He loves you! He's bound to forgive and forget!"

"Yeeesssshhhhh!!!!" Blixie said, next to Ebsolon.

"What?" Ebsolon asked, following Blixie's line of sight. What she saw, was a little Jewish boy, in a green hat…

AN/ hehe off to kidnap Kyle!!!