Disclaimers: Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, as well as the rights to the HP books, all belong to JK Rowling.

Pairing: Draco/Harry
Rating: PG-13 for slightly mature themes. ^^;

A/N: **!!SLASH AHEAD!!**

I got stumped on writing an angsty Draco/Harry songfic... and this is yet another result (accident) from an attempt at unstumping myself. Light-hearted fluffy slash; a very short ficlet (gah, I feel like I'm the queen of writing very short fics). There might be more chapters to come; depends on whether or not anybody likes it.

Well, enjoy! ^_^

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Of Pit Bulls and Tag
(tentative title)
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Two figures were lying on a patch of grass on the outskirts of the Forbidden Forest, gazing up at the treetops, secluded from view.

"Harry."

"Yes?"

"What has four legs and an arm?"

A blink. Confused green eyes turning to meet gleeful silver. "I don't know. Is it a magical creature?"

"No." A small smile tugging at the blonde's lips.

A raised eyebrow. "Oh? So tell me, then. What has four legs and an arm?"

An uncharacteristic grin. "A happy pit bull."

Harry Potter giggled at his lover's mischievous expression, if not at the jest. "I don't know where you got that, but I hope there won't be any more. Besides," he added, eyes twinkling, "that's a rather morbid joke."

Draco mock-glared and tackled Harry to the floor. "You're awfully hard to please, you know that, Potter?" Playfully nipping on the conveniently exposed flesh of his neck, he growled, "I try to keep you happy by cracking a joke --a /muggle/ joke, of all things-- and your insolence is what I get in return?" Straddling his lover, Draco Malfoy continued his assault on his boyfriend's skin.

Harry gasped and arched his neck as Draco licked then sucked at a particularly sensitive spot. "Well, you seem to be doing a great job at pleasing me right now... just keep doing that," he rasped, his fingers twining in the other's silvery hair.

Draco obeyed, then lifted his head after a moment to blow air on the damp skin where his mouth had been. Harry shivered, then moved his hands on either side of Draco's head to draw him down for a kiss.

"Wait." Draco said, his lips a fraction of a centimetre from Harry's. The dark-haired boy playfully stuck his tongue out to trace Draco's lower lip.

"/Now/." Harry countered impatiently, lifting his head up to close the distance between them.

But the silver-haired boy abruptly pulled away, chuckling. Getting up from on top of Harry, Draco pulled the green-eyed boy to his feet.

"What?" Harry asked, frowning. He still wanted that kiss, and said so, bluntly.

Draco merely smiled, drawing the other boy closer to encircle his hands around his waist. He felt Harry's arms encircle his neck, and he leaned in to trace his lips along the shell of Harry's ear.

Harry shivered as Draco lightly nibbled on his earlobe, and gasped loudly as a hand smacked his rear.

Then, Draco's breath whispering playfully in his ear. "Tag; you're it." Before the words could register in Harry's brain, Draco had torn himself from the emrace.

Harry blinked stupidly for a moment, only brought back to his senses when his arms felt cool air where a warm body should have been. *Tag,* he thought amusedly, looking up to find his lover sprinting across the Hogwarts grounds, cackling gleefully. *First a muggle joke, then a muggle game of tag. He's going to pay for smacking my butt when I finally catch him,* with that, he determinedly ran after his lover, chuckling appreciatively as he watched Draco's retreating backside. *Nice view.*

"Malfoy, come back here!" He shouted, feigning anger for the benefit of the few students they ran by. They were nearing the castle now.

Draco tossed a smirk over his shoulder as he yelled back, "Come and get me, Potter!"

*And come and get you I will.*

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NEWS: Revisited and revised on Jan.11.2002 --got rid of embarrassingly obvious spelling errors. ^___^v Due to positive feedback, and my need for more Draco/Harry fluff (Gah, I have *tons* of sugary-mental images that wouldn't get outta my head until I write them :), I'm adding more chapters regardless of whether or not the story develops a plot. ^_^ So, chapter 2 should be out in a couple of days or so.

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