I just came up with this idea…..and I have no idea why…

Meet the Survivor: Ruby!

Ruby, with Crescent Rose in hand, walked through the streets looking around. And then her sights fell on the bakery. In poor and battered condition.

She said sadly, "Poor bakery never stood a chance…"

Opening the door slowly, so the Infected couldn't see her, she looked around. Here in the bakery were several Common Infected, a Smoker…..and on the far side of the room, on a counter, a cookie.

Ruby suddenly kicked the door open, and screamed, "COOOOOKIEEEE!"

All the infected turn towards her, and found themselves getting slashed to pieces. The Smoker himself tried to retreat, but got a hole the size of a dinner plate punched through him, causing him to explode. Ruby jumped, and sticking her hand out, shouted, "Grabbing cookie!"

She turned and was about to eat it, when she saw Weiss, Blake, and Yang staring at her. Weiss said, "Ruby….how old is that cookie?"
Ruby just bit into it, and munching loudly, and then with her mouth open. "OOOooooooh….this is….beeeaaaauuuuuutifuuuulllll."

O.O O.O O.O

The evac zone was getting nearer, but no sign of the Infected. Weiss, with Myrtednaster in hand, said, "Hmm…..that means there's a Tank nearby."

Ruby said, "Tank? Well, here's one thing. I see a Cookie Tank in this place….I'll be a one girl cookie apocalypse…."

Yang said, "OK seriously. How obsessed are you with cookies?"
Then they heard the crying of a Witch. They all saw the Witch coming, and she was still crying. Then they saw the Witch look up ,see them, and growl. (Team RWBY has startled the Witch!) She then took a menacing step, but noticed something on the ground. She picked it up with her claws. The object of interest was a half cookie. For a normal survivor, the cookie would be of no interest. But when the survivor was Ruby…

"No way Witch!" Ruby shouted. The Witch looked up at her. Ruby had a Fire Axe in hand, and shouted, "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!"

The Witch screamed as Ruby crashed into the Witch, while shouting "Incoming!"
Team's response: O.O O.O O.O

Ruby found a bakery in better condition, and said, "Yeah, this one looks better…Maybe I could find one of those bigger cookies? That'll make my day!"
She kicked the door open, and walked inside. Her entrance aroused an atmosphere of fear amongst the Infected in the room. The Hunter screamed, "GGRRRAAAAAAHHH! (Translator: It's Cookie Apocalypse!)

"Eat my bullets, monsters!" She said, and pulled out Explosive Ammo, armed it into two Sub Machine Guns, and said, "HECK YEAH!"
The Infected were shown no mercy, as the bullets blew them into pieces, shot at by a Ruby who had her tongue out, while saying, "TEAM RWBY RULES!" Throwing her guns ,and laughing, "Ha ha, that's right!"
Then she walked over to the bakery counter, grabbed the biggest cookie, and said, "Yeah, this'll hit the spot."

Infected: X.X X.X X.O X.X

Weiss was slashing Infected with a Katana, Ruby shooting with the Hunting Rifle. Suddenly, in Ruby and Weiss's sight, an Infected with a tray filled with cookies and milk ran up to Ruby.

Weiss said, "RUBY, SHOOT THE-"

Ruby put her hand around the Infected, who was now as confused as Weiss, with Ruby explaining, "I see a zombie coming at me with a cookie tray, I ain't shooting it!"

FIN

Based on Meet the Survivor Coach by Derps the Great Derp. Yeah, this idea was pretty crazy…..