I don't own orgy XIII, because if I did i'd be rollin in cash right now. Well, you'll be going on a tour today, a tour of dun, dun, dun Castle Oblivion; of course the organization has no clue were here so try not to die.
So, this is the second fic i've written and the first Kingdom Hearts, so please R&R now on with the show, fic what ever just read please.
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"Right this way folks," yelled the tour guide, "Ok all of you get over here and listen, we have a few rules to cover before going inside" people then started to come forward for fear of the wrath of Kairi, the tour guide.
"Ok," Kairi began " As I said before there are ah few rules, so look at the papers I passed out and follow along as I read aloud."
1. No flash photograph, and if you do it any way may you be castrated by Saix.
2. Don't go into any rooms, because you may die for interrupting yaoi action.
3. Don't stare Larxene in the eye, she takes it as a challenge.
4. If you are attractive male, keep away from Xigbar or risk being his sex toy, and or arm candy.
5. If any one asks you if you want to have sex with them, say nothing just walk away unless you're a virgin, and then only agree if it's Saix.
6. Girls, don't go any where near Xaldin, since an incident at Beast's castle he attacks every girl except my self and Larxene (only because she'd electrify him) so keep away.
7. Last, but not least, don't pet any nobodies except the lord of cuteness DEMY.
"So any questions, yes you sexy boy in black and red."
"First, my names Alexander Sterling not sexy boy, and my question is can we start the tour already?"
"Yes, we will start now, onward to the castle"
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First chp up tell me what you think please no flames but constructive criticism is appreciated.