His and Hers

"Bella,"Edward breathed. His breath, surprisingly warm, tickled her earlobe and made her voice catch in her throat. She gasped lightly and could feel every atom of her being awaken, almost as if from a sleep. He electrified her.

"You must know that I care for you deeply. You are my sunshine." He grinned and lightly brushed his finger down the line of her jaw. She trembled at his touch, but smiled. She felt so happy; so joyfully alive. The wind whistled pleasantly through the trees while the birds softly sang their songs. The field was absolutely vibrant today, though she couldn't possibly tear her eyes away from the boy in front of her. Edward Cullen was so gorgeous that he could easily beat nature's magnificence.

"Do I make you sparkle like the sun does?" Bella laughed. "Because that's pretty hilarious if you're saying that I cause you to dazzle, Sparkle Boy."

Edward's mouth at first formed a straight strong line, though his Adonis-like-features quickly softened; like ice cream melting in the sun. He smiled and let out a short roaring laugh. Sometimes, he was truly like a lion. A roaring, beautiful animal that she should be completely terrified of. She knew he was dangerous, but how can a person deny such beauty? You just couldn't deny Edward Cullen. He was too perfect, too tempting… she almost didn't know why he was so interested in her, but, secretly, the idea that her blood was irresistible to him made her heart race and her head go pleasurably, dreamily cloudy. She had never felt wanted like this. It was sort of hot, really. Too bad that, deep down, his natural instinct was to kill her and drink the blood that was so tempting to him.

"Sparkle Boy? Please, Bella, don't tell me that's your new nickname for me. It's not very… masculine."

"Oh ho ho, so Sparkle Boy doesn't like his new name? Is Sparkle Boy upset? I suppose I could call Sparkle Boy something else. Hmm…"

"This isn't going to be any better, is it?" Edward said, disgust clear in his voice, though he was smiling. His smile was dazzling. She even felt dizzy.

"Oh, it's going to be better. So much better." Bella grinned as she touched his shoulder reassuringly, pursing her lips together and playfully shaking her head. Her hair danced around her shoulders, and she slightly resembled a fish. He rested his hand over her own and shook his head, rolling his eyes. They were a light amber color today and seemed to catch in the sunlight.

"And the nickname is?" He asked dramatically. "Should I go and find a drum? You know, forsuspense."

"No need, Sparkle Boy. Your new nickname is… SPARKLE PEEN!" She threw her arms into the air, victorious, laughing like a hyena. "Because, you know, I imagine you sparkle down there, too."

"Bella…" he said nervously. "We've talked about this…"

"Oh, dammit, Sparkle Peen, I know. I know you've been celibate for the last 100 years or whatever. You're the damn 100 Year Old Virgin. But I haveneeds, Edward! I have needs! And do you know what I need right now?"

"Um." Edward said, his amber eyes going cloudy. "…Love making?"

"Love making. Love making! LOVE MAKING. Oh, God, Sparkle Peen, you really are clueless. I. WANT. SEX. SEX, OKAY. I don't want love making, I don't want any of this pussy ass touching my cheeks bullshit. I want you to slam me against a wall and fuck me! I WANT FUCKING. FUCKING, EDWARD. I WANT IT. I NEED IT. SO PULL OUT YOUR SPARKLING ICE DICK AND STICK IT IN."

"Bella… but…" he moved close to her and stroked her collarbone affectionately, breathing gently onto her neck. "I love you. Isn't that enough?"

"No. Oh, fuck it, Sparkle Peen, I'm going to find Jacob. He knows how to fuck a girl."