Jimmy Electron Season 1, Part I:
Episode #: 1 Part I: The Show host Substitute 1 Part II: Cindy's Psycho Chase 2 Part I: Seeing Rellow 2 Part II: Justice from the Janitor 3 Part I: Unanimous Urine 3 Part II: Havoc in the Halls 3 Part III: Cruelty in the Can 3 Part IV: Royal Rogue 4 Part I: Boris the Bully of Beauty 4 Part II: Fight or Fumble 5 Part I: Number Nada 5 Part II: Xcessively Xcellent 6 Part I: Digital Doofus 6 Part II: Virtual Vileness 6 Part III: Online Ownage 6 Part IV: Jimmy Proton Vs. Jimmy Electron
Episode 1, Part I:

Jimmy is walking out of the school. He turns and sees a flower.
Jimmy: Ooh, a flower! It could probably use a good watering.
Starts peeing on the flower. Cindy sees him.
Cindy: Jimmy! You're peeing on a flower! I'm telling Ms. Fowl on you!
Ms. Fowl calls Jimmy into the school. She is at her desk.(For all of the things in parentheses, just pretend she's making chicken noises)
Ms. Fowl: Now, Jimmy(rawrawrawrawraawwk!) such a thing(rawrawrawrawraawwk!) is completely(rawrawrawrawraawwk!) unacceptable behavior(rawrawraawwk!). I'm afraid(rawrawrawrawraawwk!) that I'm going(rawrawraawwk!) to have to give(rawrawraawwk!) you a detention(rawrawrawrawraawwk!).
Jimmy: Whatever. Say, can I finish? I didn't get a chance to.
Jimmy gets on top of her head and starts peeing. Ms. Fowl makes a random noise and falls down.
An ambulance gets there, and they find out that they're going to have a substitute teacher.
The next day, their teacher turns out to be a TV game show host.
Sam the Stupid Show host:(Imagine he talks like a game show host) Hey Everybody! Who's ready to learn?
Cindy and Libby raise their hands, Nick crosses his arms, Carl and Sheen make faces at each other, and Jimmy scratches his butt.
Sam the Stupid Show host: O-kay. Let's get started! What's the cube root of 27? Cindy!
Cindy: That would be 3!
Sam the Stupid Show host: Oh! So sorry! Jimmy!
Jimmy: Eleventy-twelve?
Sam the Stupid Show host: CO-RRECT! Next question!
After a while, they decide to get rid of him, because he obviously knows little more than Jimmy(a hard thing to accomplish).
So they do, in a way so stupid that we're not even going to mention it.
Cindy is walking home from school that day, and suddenly...
Cindy: Oh! A cigarette!
And thus, a chain of stupid drug-related decisions takes place.
She then cuts school, to have some alcohol. However, right when she's about to...
Cindy: What the- what was I doing again? Oh well, I'll just take a walk, I guess.

Episode 1, Part II:

Meanwhile...
Jimmy has just come out of the school- at 5:30, as opposed to 2:45. He goes over to the bushes.
He turns around, pulls his pants down, and does his business.
Random Little Kid: Um, Mister? I don't think you should be doing that.
Jimmy Pulls up his pants
Jimmy: What's it to you?
Jimmy beats up the Random Little Kid.
Random Little Kid:(Imagine he's on the ground with stars around his head) Uhhh-Uhhh-Uhhh
Random Little Kid runs around town, looking for Cindy. He eventually finds her.
Random Little Kid: Cindy! Jimmy just beat me up!
Cindy: What!? Don't you worry, Random Little Kid! I'll take care of Jimmy!
Cindy gets out her handy-dandy pocket knife on the way to the school. She eventually gets there.
Jimmy is about to do his business again, this time on a flower (the same one from part I).
Cindy: Stop right there, Jimmy!
Jimmy sees her pocket knife. He instantly pulls his pants up and starts running.
Cindy: Get back here, Jimmy!
Cindy raises the pocket knife. She then starts chasing him.
Jimmy: I can swear this has happened before...
Cindy: It happened last week, you moron!
Jimmy: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
Eventually, they get into a dead end alley.
Cindy: I'm about to do it...
Jimmy: You wouldn't!
Cindy: You bet I would!
Cindy presses a button on her handy-dandy pocket knife. A little cell phone on a stick pops out.
Cindy: Hello? Sir? I'd like to say that the school might want a visit from the manure company. Thanks, bye.
Cindy puts away her pocket knife.
Cindy: Now then... to beat you up!
Cindy beats up Jimmy.
Jimmy:(Imagine he's on the ground with stars around his head) Uhhh-Uhhh-Uhhh
Cindy and Jimmy wind up getting two weeks of detention.
Ms. Fowl comes back that same day.
Also, the Random Little Kid beats up Cindy for no apparent reason.
THE END

Episode 2, Part I:

Jimmy is walking to school. He finds Carl and Sheen. He holds up a vial.
Jimmy: I have mixed the colors of red and yellow. I call it...Rellow!
Carl: (hyuck!) Have you considered(hyuck!) calling it (hyuck!) Orange?
Cindy walks past and sees it. She decides to make a joke about it.
Cindy: You should call it Cindy.
Jimmy: Uhhh...OK! I'll do that!
They then realize that the bell is going to ring in just two minutes.
They go to class, except for Jimmy, who has to go to the bathroom. He goes inside the bathroom.
He's right in front of the urinal, but he's so stupid that he goes into the vial instead.
He then gets to class, and takes his seat.
Ms. Fowl: Now class(rawrawrawrawraawwk!), I'd like to know(rawrawrawrawraawwk!) who'd like(rawrawraawwk!) to go first(rawrawraawwk!) for Show(rawrawraawwk!) and Tell(rawrawrawrawraawwk!).
Jimmy instantly raises his hand.
Jimmy: Ooh! Me! Me! Me!
Ms. Fowl: Alright(rawrawrawrawraawwk!). Let's see(rawrawraawwk!) what you've brought(rawrawraawwk!) to show us(rawrawrawrawraawwk!).
Jimmy holds up the vial, which is now half-filled with urine.
Jimmy: I call it...Cindy!
Libby: Jimmy, do you realize that that's pee?
Cindy instantly gets up and tries to beat him up. He accidentally arches the vial upward.
Unfortunately, the contents fly out and land in Ms. Fowl's hair. She makes a random noise and falls to the ground.
As she's being loaded into the ambulance...
Jimmy: I can swear this has happened before...
Cindy: It happened two weeks ago, you moron!
Jimmy: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
The next day...
Dan the Down-with-it DJ: Now class(yoyoyoyoyo!), I'm ready(yoyoyoyoyo!) for a fan-(yoyoyo!)tastic day!
Nick:(Pretend he looks like a gangsta) Hey, dude! Are you dude-ishly ready for a dude-ishly dude-ish day, dude?
Dan the Down-with-it DJ: (yoyoyoyoyo!) Something tells me(yoyoyoyoyo!) that we're gonna(yoyoyo!) get along just fine!
Although Dan and Nick are getting along just fine with each other, no one else is.
They find all of the yoyoyos and dudedudedudes to be quite annoying.
Eventually, they get rid of him, in a way so stupid that we're not even going to mention it.
Jimmy is getting out of school. Nick is doing the same, only very sadly.
Nick: Dude, I don't dude-ishly think that this is a dude-ishly dude-ish day at all, you know what I dude-ishly mean, dude?
Jimmy: Yeah, I like a day where we don't have any work. I still can't figure out what 2 2 is.
Nick: Dude, it's 4 you dude-ishly $#!††¥ moron.
Jimmy: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...

Episode 2, Part II:

Later, when Nick leaves...
Jimmy is doing his business in the bushes. Right when he's about to go on a flower, Cindy spots him.
She gets out her handy-dandy pocket knife, so Jimmy pulls his pants up and climbs up the flag pole.
Cindy: Get down from there, or else I'll use this!
Jimmy: You wouldn't!
Cindy: You bet I would!
Cindy gets out the cell-phone attachment. She talks into it.
Cindy: Hello? Janitor? There's a moron on the flag pole.
Jacob the Janitor: What?! I'll handle it.
Cindy: Thanks, bye.
Hangs up and puts away the pocket knife.
Cindy: Jimmy, get down from there!
Jimmy: You'll never take me alive!
Suddenly, a rock hits Jimmy's hands. Jimmy screams as he falls to the ground. Cindy looks to her side to see the Janitor.
He's got a slingshot in one hand, with a huge backpack of rocks over the opposite shoulder. He looks a lot like the Terminator.
Jake the Janinator: No one messes with Old Glory... NO ONE!!!
Jimmy becomes conscious.
Jake the Janinator: I thought at first that she was kidding when she said 'moron', but now I see she was right on the money.
Jimmy: Uh-uh. I'm smart! I made a backup for my Orange!
Cindy: I thought you called it Cindy.
Jimmy: I did, but I figured that Orange was a better name. I even peed in it again, so it'd be a true copy.
Suddenly, it starts shaking. It then bursts out as a monster.
Jimmy: See? I told you I was inti-eli-, ex-sepshion-al-ly...Hmm, what smart-sounding word can I think of that's easy to pronounce? Ooh! How about anus? Yeah, anus sounds good.
Suddenly, it takes Jimmy, and throws him against the wall.
Jimmy:(As he's flying) I knew it! I knew Orange was a bad name!
Jake the Janinator: I'll take care of it.
Jake the Janinator beats up the monster. He eventually kills it by poking it with a stick.
The monster dies of internal bleeding, even though it has no blood.
Jake the Janinator transforms back into Jacob the Janitor, right when Ms. Fowl gets back.
Cindy proceeds to poke Jimmy with a stick, hoping he'll die, too.
Unfortunately, he's so fat, not even a branch could penetrate him.
THE END

Episode 3, Part I:

Jimmy is walking outside, when he sees a flower. He starts peeing on it, when...
Harry the Happy Hall Monitor: Hey! Peeing on flowers on school property is against the rules!
Jimmy looks up at him, but accidentally starts peeing into his hair.
He makes a random noise and falls to the ground.
Jimmy: Hang on, I can swear this has happened before...
Harry the Happy Hall Monitor: It happened last week, you moron.
Jimmy: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
The next day...
Ms. Fowl: Now, class(rawrawrawrawraawwk!) today we are going(rawrawrawrawraawwk!) to vote for a new(rawrawrawrawraawwk!) Hall Monitor(rawrawraawwk!). You can vote(rawrawrawrawraawwk!) for whomever(rawrawraawwk!) you want(rawrawraawwk!).
While everyone else is voting, Jimmy puts his ballot into his pocket, hoping that he could use it for toilet paper later.
The next morning, instead of going to the Auditorium(which is right next to the Entrance to the School), he somehow finds his way backstage.
He suddenly realizes that he has to go to the bathroom really badly. He finds the ballot box, and decides to use it as a urinal.
When he is done, the box is two-thirds full. He then sees the words 'Ballot Here' on the side.
Jimmy: Hmm... I might as well vote.
Jimmy votes for himself(his name is spelled incorrectly), and then places his ballot into the box.
He then somehow makes it to the Auditorium and gets a seat.
Principal Fatman: And the winner is...
Shakes up the box.
Principal Fatman: Hmm, it feels as though there's liquid inside.
He opens the box to pick out a name, and sees every name but one inside the urine.
He decides to pick the only floating one, to keep his hands as clean as possible.
Principal Fatman: Jimmy Electron!
Jimmy stands up and cheers. Cindy, in the meantime, expresses her grief to Libby.
Cindy: How did he win? Who would vote for someone who can't even count from one to four?
Jimmy:(Inside his head, which can barely comprehend what he's thinking, anyway) Yay! Now to change this school for the better!

Episode 3, Part II:

Jimmy gets to class the next day, and gets his Hall Monitor Uniform.
Under the School Constitution, he can now make whatever new rules he wants.
He then goes up to the podium in the Auditorium, and announces his new rules.
Jimmy: Rule number 1: The Hall Monitor must hereafter be referred to as 'His Royal Anus'
Cindy: Are you crazy-
Jimmy holds a detention slip threateningly.
Cindy: -Your Royal Anus?
Jimmy: No, I'm not crazy! Rule number 2: Flowers must be placed at every intersection in the school.
Everyone knows what they're for, so they say nothing, afraid of what he'll do to them.
Jimmy: Rule number 3: The hallways must now contain framed pictures of my best grades ever!
Even though his only passing grade was a D, everyone decided to comply anyway.
Jimmy: And last, but not least, Detention must now be served in the bathroom.
Sheen: Which one, Your Royal Anus?
Jimmy: Whichever one I tell you.
Later that same day...
Cindy, Libby, Carl, and Sheen all meet at an intersection. Jimmy is peeing on the flowers there.
Cindy: Jimmy, have you lost your mind?
Jimmy: Was that the wind? I didn't hear the words 'Royal Anus'.
Cindy: Seriously, ∂$$-tard, you've gone too far!
Jimmy hands her a detention slip.
Jimmy: Detention in the Girls' Bathroom, Miss!
Libby: You gotta admit, though, Jimmy, your image seriously screams '∂$$-tard'.
Jimmy hands her a detention slip, too.
Sheen: Come on, Jimmy you can't do this to me! We're best buddies!
Jimmy hands him a detention slip.
Sheen: What's this for?
Jimmy: Interrupting me in my Happy Place.
Carl: Going(hyuck!) to the bathroom(hyuck!) is your Happy Place(hyuck!), Your Royal(hyuck!) Anus?
Jimmy: It's about time someone called me that. Yes, you could call it that.
Carl: You just did call it that.
Jimmy: Are you back sassing me?
Hands him a detention slip, too.
Jimmy: I'll see you all in the Girls' Bathroom, after school!
Things look pretty bad, with Jimmy in charge of the Halls...
TO BE CONTINUED...

Episode 3, Part III:

After school...
Cindy: How are we supposed to serve detention in here?
Sheen: Yeah, Jimmy! How is this bad, again?
Jimmy: Get in the stalls, everyone!
There are five stalls. He makes them get into the two stalls on the left and the two on the right.
He then puts wooden planks on them, gets into the one in the middle, and gets on the toilet.
He then goes, and stinks up the whole room.
Sure enough, everyone's gagging. However, Cindy sees a little escape route.
Jimmy apparently forgot that there is a little opening between the door and the floor.
Any moron can get through, of course.
Suddenly...
Jimmy: Uh oh! Where's the toilet paper?
Carl: Jimmy(hyuck!) using toilet(hyuck!) paper? That's a(hyuck!) first.
Libby: All I know is, I'm Uta here!
Everyone is now crawling out of the stalls from under the door.
They then get out of the bathroom, immediately slamming the door behind them.
Jimmy, however, is stuck inside, for obvious reasons.
Jimmy: Hello? Your Royal Anus is still on the Can! Hello?
They then make it to the Janitor, hoping he can do something about 'His Royal Anus'.
Jacob the Janitor: Yeah? What can I do you for?
Cindy: Remember that moron, Jimmy?
Jacob the Janitor: You mean the extremely fat one on the flagpole last week?
Cindy: Yeah, well... He's gone crazy! He's become the school Hall Monitor, and he's made the school a mad house!
Jacob the Janitor: What?! I'll handle it.
They then make it into the bathroom, and they find it stunk up even worse than when they left.
Jimmy: About time, whoever you are! Gimme some toilet paper! I think I might have clogged the toilet, too.
Suddenly, the Janinator gets into the bathroom by punching down the door.
Jake the Janinator: Where is he? WHERE?!
Libby: In the middle stall!
Jake immediately blasts down the stall door with his bare fists.
He then lunges at Jimmy, who, in fear, accidentally pees in Jake's face. Jake suddenly turns into a monster.
Jimmy: See? I created that! I'm powerful!
Jake then grabs Jimmy and throws him through the wall.
Jimmy: Wait a minute, I can swear this has happened before...
Libby: It happened last week, you moron!
Jimmy: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
He then lands in the school's swimming pool.
Jimmy: Yay! I'm clean again! I don't need the toilet paper anymore!
Jake the Mega Monstrosity still remains...

Episode 3, Part IV:

Jake the Mega Monstrosity looks like trouble, but then they remember how they won last time.
Cindy gets a bar that fell off the door when Jake blasted it.
She then pokes him with it, and he reverts to Jake the Janinator.
Jake the Janinator: How on earth do we take care of Jimmy?
Cindy: I've got an idea. How about catching him as he breaks the rules?
Carl: Oh(hyuck!) yeah! If he breaks(hyuck!) the School(hyuck!) Constitution, he'll be(hyuck!) fired!
Sheen: Only one problem. He's made so many old rules null and void with his new ones! Are there any rules left that he's likely to break?
Libby: Seriously, he's making new rules like crazy!
Suddenly, they hear a sound coming from outside. It's Jimmy's voice, with another new rule.
Jimmy: His Royal Anus can now put people in detention at will.
Cindy: We'd better catch him before he can do that!
Jake the Janinator: I've got an idea.
Takes some bubble gum out of his pocket.
Carl: Where'd(hyuck!) you get(hyuck!) that?
Jake the Janinator: The gum that gets taken from under the tables has to go somewhere.
Libby is about to throw up, when Jake continues.
Jake the Janinator: Anybody got a video camera? Then we can show it to Principal Fatman.
Cindy: I've got one on my pocket knife.
Sheen: Perfect! Let's do this!
Jake throws it against the wall, right next to Jimmy. It sticks instantly.
Jimmy sees it, takes it off the wall, and starts chewing it.
Jimmy: Wonder who chewed it last? Oh, what do I care?
Cindy peeks around the corner, getting Jimmy on film with her handy dandy pocket knife's built in camera.
They then go to Principal Fatman and give it to him. When he plays it, he's in shock.
Principal Fatman: This is really Jimmy? I can't believe it!
He goes to Jimmy and fires him. The others show up.
Cindy: Does this mean all of his rules have been repealed?
Principal Fatman: Most of them. We can't repeal anything added to the School's Constitution, and one of his rules were added to that.
Sheen: Which one?
The next day...
Ms. Fowl: We will now(rawrawrawrawraawwk!) have an election(rawrawraawwk!) for the next(rawrawraawwk!) Royal Anus(rawrawrawrawraawwk!).
Jimmy: Yay! One of my rules stayed!
So much for 'back to normal'...
THE END

Episode 4, Part I:

Jimmy is walking to school one day with Carl and Sheen.
Suddenly, Sheen sees a kid talking to Nick. They seem to be arguing.
Sheen: Who's that over there?
Carl: I(hyuck!) have no(hyuck!) idea.
Jimmy: Let's take a looksie.
They go over to the playground, which is where Nick and the kid are arguing.
It seems however, that the argument has attracted a crowd, as they are having a bit of trouble getting there.
Sheen: What's going on?
Libby: Nick got into a fight with Boris. It's a pretty stupid fight, too.
Carl: More(hyuck!) stupid than(hyuck!) Jimmy?
Jimmy: Hey! I'm not stupid! I'm inti-elli...inny-genie...chair.
Jimmy suddenly makes a confused expression.
Jimmy: Wait a second, I can swear that I've said something like that before...
Libby: You said the first part last week, you moron.
Jimmy: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
Libby rolls her eyes. She then continues to talk to Carl.
Libby: You'll have to be the judge of that. Just listen.
Boris: Why'd you crush that flower, punk?
Nick: Dude, I dude-ishly didn't dude-ishly crush some dude-ishly stupid flower, dude.
Boris: They aren't stupid!
Boris lunges at Nick, and Nick is holding him off.
Everyone is screaming FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Suddenly, Cindy is in the ring.
She puts one of Jimmy's experiments in between them.
You don't even want to know what the experiment was.
All that's necessary to know is as follows:
Jimmy: My latest experiment!
Jimmy dashes in to save it, and Nick and Boris bounce backward off of his fat.
Cindy: I can't believe that actually worked!
Nick and Boris get up. Boris points at Jimmy.
Boris: You took away my chance to avenge that flower!
Jimmy: You were trying to avenge a flower?
Boris: Shut up! After school, you're going down!
Jimmy: What does avenge mean, anyway?
Boris walks away. Nick gets up.
Nick: Dude, I'd dude-ishly hate to dude-ishly be you, dude.
Looks like Jimmy's big fat has caused a big problem.

Episode 4, Part II:

At the lunch table...
Jimmy: What do you think Boris will do to me?
Carl: Who(hyuck!) knows? I'm(hyuck!) suspecting(hyuck!) that he'll(hyuck!) give you(hyuck!) such a beating(hyuck!) that you'll(hyuck!) be even more(hyuck!) of a moron(hyuck!) than(hyuck!) you already(hyuck!) are.
Jimmy: How many times do I have to tell you? I'm not a moron!
Sheen: Then why are you wearing a jacket? We're in the cafeteria.
Jimmy: What if it rains?
Cindy comes over, rolling her eyes.
Cindy: I can't wait until after school!
Libby: I just hope everyone's all right at the end. You guys could kill each other!
Jimmy: Oh, yeah. That's really positive thinking.
Libby: Are you giving me sarcasm?
Jimmy: What's sarcasm?
After School...
Boris is waiting for Jimmy. He's holding a small, handle-like object.
Sheen: Hey! What's that thing? It looks a lot like Cindy's Pocket Knife!
Boris: Looks can be deceiving. Watch.
He reveals the words on the handle: LEAN MEAN BULLYING MACHINE.
Cindy: What's that?
Boris: Once again, watch.
Boris presses a button or two to get to an electronic selection menu.
He sets it to 'BIG STICK' mode, and taps the button that says BEAT.
It instantly starts beating Jimmy with a big stick. It doesn't seem to have that much effect, however.
Apparently, It's just beating his fat.
Jimmy: Heehee. That tickles.
Boris grumbles and presses MERCY. The big stick stops.
He then sets it to 'WEDGIE' mode, and presses BEAT.
It gives Jimmy a wedgie, but the sight burns Boris's eyes.
Boris: Ow! It burns!
Boris scowls and presses MERCY. The giant hand drops Jimmy.
He then sets it to 'BOXING GLOVE' mode, and presses BEAT.
The machine then sends out a boxing glove toward Jimmy.
However, it bounces off of Jimmy's fat, back at Boris.
Boris: OW!
Boris falls over. Jimmy has won.
Jimmy: Wow! I guess I don't know my own strength!
Boris:(Imagine he's on the ground with stars around his head) Uhhh-Uhhh-Uhhh
Jimmy: Hang on, this seems familiar...
Cindy: It happened last month, you moron!
Jimmy: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
THE END

Episode 5, Part I:

Jimmy is walking into school, while everyone is looking at a poster in the front hall.
Jimmy: What's going on?
Sheen: Soccer tryouts! That's what's going on!
Jimmy: Yay! I know how to play!
Carl: You(hyuck!) actually KNOW(hyuck!) how to play(hyuck!) soccer?
Jimmy: Yep! I'm an export!
Sheen: You mean 'expert'.
Cindy: Yeah, I doubt ANYONE would want you as an export.
Jimmy, not knowing what an export is, decides to play along.
Jimmy: And why is that?
Cindy: Because you're stupid.
Jimmy: I'm not stupid! I even brought a pair of cleats, because I knew tryouts were going on today!
Jimmy holds up a pair of footwear proudly.
Sheen: Then why'd you ask what was going on?
Cindy: Besides, those are slippers!
Jimmy: I want my feet warm!
Cindy: It's 70 degrees out, moron.
Jimmy: So?
After school...
Sheen: Yay! Let's go!
Carl: Here(hyuck!). this is(hyuck!) where we(hyuck!) go.
Jimmy: There's the coach!
They go over to the coach.
Carrie the Cool Coach: Gather 'round everyone! Does anyone know what part we move the ball with?
Jimmy: Wait a minute, I think I know the answer...
Cindy: It's your foot, moron.
Jimmy: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
Cindy: Why would you ask us a question like that, anyway?
Carrie the Cool Coach: Sorry, I teach little kids, too. They tend to forget over a long break. So, let's do some drills, shall we?
They run through a few drills, Jimmy succeeding in none.
Well, almost none. Everyone's kicking balls at him, but they can't get them past him.
Jimmy: Heehee, that tickles.
Carrie the Cool Coach: Whoa! That kid's so fat, none of the balls are getting past him!
When tryouts are over, she tells all of the new kids their positions. She just skips the former players.
Carrie the Cool Coach: Cindy and Sheen, you're on offense.
Cindy and Sheen: YAY!
Carrie the Cool Coach: Carl, you're defense.
Carl: This is(hyuck!) awesome!
Carrie the Cool Coach: And our new Goalkeeper... Jimmy!
Jimmy: Really? Yay!
Cindy and the rest of the team roll their eyes.
When they leave...
Jimmy: I'm so happy I made it onto the team!
Sheen: The first game's on Saturday at 10:00, you know.
Jimmy: I know.
Carl: You(hyuck!) actually KNEW(hyuck!) when it(hyuck!) was?
Jimmy: Knew when what was?

Episode 5, Part II:

On Saturday...
Jimmy fumbles around a bit getting on his uniform, which is barely big enough for him.
Eventually, he gets it on, and then is ready for the game.
He makes it there at about 9:50-because a dog dragged him there.
The dog in question is now recovering from serious injuries.
Cindy: Jimmy? You actually got here on time?
Jimmy: Yep. I'm smart! I brought a watch!
Libby: That's a rubber band. It'll eventually block your blood vessels.
Jimmy: Oh, no wonder it sorta hurt.
When the game finally starts...
Carrie the Cool Coach: Everyone ready to win?
Cindy: We're facing our rival school. Why should we win?
Jimmy, who could care less about whether they won, scratches his butt.
Carrie the Cool Coach: O-kay. Well, let's just do our best.
The game starts, and Cindy tries to make a goal, failing.
An opposing forward intercepts it, getting toward Jimmy.
They kick, and it bounces off the post, into Jimmy's fat, and out of the goalie's box.
Everyone cheers-except the opposing team.
By halftime, the score is 3-0...Every shot by the opposing team was blocked.
All 20 of them.
Random Opponent # 1: I can't believe this! They said the goalie was an idiot!
Random Opponent # 2: Yeah! How come he keeps blocking every single shot?!
Random Opponent # 3: It's his fat, doofus.
Random Opponent # 2: Hey! Don't call me a doofus!
Charles the Cruddy Captain: That's enough, you three. If the goalie is good, then so be it! We'll just send in our secret weapon.
Random Opponent # 3: What secret weapon?
The entire team crowds around Charles as he whispers his idea.
Random Opponent # 1: That's ingenious!
Charles the Cruddy Captain: Hopefully more ingenious than her putting that moron on the team.
Charles then proceeds to laugh evilly.
When the game continues...
Sheen: Ready, Jimmy?
Jimmy: Yeah, I think so. I'm just glad Cindy's happy with me, for once. I wonder why?
Sheen: It's because you're allowing us to win, moron.
Jimmy: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
However, the opposition doesn't seem to feel that bad about Jimmy's excellent performance.
Sure enough, when they go for a goal, a different player holds up something shiny.
Jimmy, being the stupid person he is, is distracted by it.
When they accidentally miss, they grumble, but then get back to the game.
Cindy and Libby, however, witnessed the whole thing.
Cindy: Those lousy rats! They've brought taking advantage of Jimmy's stupidity to a new low!
Libby: You have to admit, though, that's a pretty good idea. I'm shocked you never thought of it.
Cindy: You know, it is a pretty good idea...
When they take another shot with the same plan, Cindy gets out her handy-dandy pocket knife.
She then pushed a button, making a mirror pop out. She then angles it so Jimmy can see it.
From there, she got in a position such that Jimmy would follow it, blocking the shot in the process.
In the end, her plan worked, and they won 5-0.
Everyone cheered for Jimmy, although no one dared to try raising him over their heads.
Jimmy: Yippee!
Charles the Cruddy Captain: Just you wait 'til the next match, Electron...
THE END

Episode 6, Part I:

Jimmy is on-line one Saturday, looking for edible computers.
Jimmy: Hey! How come these things are so expensive? I want to eat it for Pete's sake!
In reality, it's just because he typed in 'incredible', not 'edible'.
Then, a completely random result takes him to a forum for nerds.
Jimmy sees what one of the nerds wrote.
Jimmy: Hey! the square root of pi is not 1.7724538509055160272981674833411! It's whipped cream and pastry. That's the root of the pie. The thing that makes it taste so aw-we-so...de-lee-shi...stapler.
Suddenly, he realizes something.
Jimmy: Wait a minute, I can swear I've said something like that before...
Natalie the Nerdy Neighbor: You said it last week, you moron.
Jimmy: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
Meanwhile, elsewhere in the chat room...
HM...who's that? Whoever they are, their name is shockingly similar to my own...
Meanwhile...
Random Nerd: Pi is a number, you moron!
Jimmy: No, it isn't! It's a flavor!
Hey, Random Nerd, I'll take it from here.
Jimmy Electron: Hey, who are you?
Jimmy Electron, is it? Then meet me! JIMMY PROTON!
Jimmy Electron: Really? Are you my twin?
Jimmy Proton: Far from it, moron.
Jimmy Electron: I'm not a moron! I know what 1 1 is!
Jimmy Proton: Really? And how old are you?
Jimmy Electron: I'm 10!
Jimmy Proton: HM...so am I.
Jimmy Proton wonders how much like him he really is.
Jimmy Proton: How much do you weigh?
Jimmy Electron enters his weight, in pounds-a four-digit number.
Jimmy Proton: Do you have a satellite around you, or something?
Jimmy Electron: I don't understand you. Are you speaking...shoe?
Jimmy Proton: Ohhh! Now I get it! You must be extremely stupid, then. Well, you're still fatter than a house, probably.
Jimmy Electron: No, I'm not! I fit through the garage door.
Jimmy Proton: Even you should understand this: You can't even see your shoes when you look down.
Jimmy Electron: Really? So that's why my mom ties them for me.
Jimmy Proton: Hey, want a free piece of pie?
Jimmy Electron: Yay! Pie!
Jimmy Proton: Your computer can give you one. Just press ALT and F4 at the same time.
Jimmy Electron: OK.
He does as told, and cuts off his Internet access, thus losing contact with Jimmy Proton.
However, that's not the last of him...

Episode 6, Part II:

Jimmy Electron: Hey, mom, I made a friend! Look!
Jimmy's mom comes in.
However, right at that moment, his desktop background was edited to show a very vulgar acronym.
Jimmy's Mom(PWNED!): What does that say, James Newclearwaste Electron?
Jimmy reads it aloud. He then gets grounded.
But, once again, that's not the last of Jimmy Proton...
Jimmy Proton apparently got Sheen grounded by hacking his Ultracute Doll to destroy the house.
He also got Cindy grounded by getting her mom's clothes on Ebay.
He then got Carl grounded by ordering X-ray glasses instead of Nerd™ Glasses.
When the four get together...
Cindy: That Jimmy Proton is dead!
Jimmy Electron: Yeah! He's very men-menas-ing-lee...dia-dia-bo-li...stool.
Carl: But how(hyuck!) are we(hyuck!) going to(hyuck!) get back at(hyuck!) him?
Sheen: We could go into cyberspace and take him on hand-to-hand using the virtual reality machines in the school.
Cindy: Why would virtual reality machines be in a school?
Sheen: Beats me, but it gives me a home-away-from-home.
Jimmy: Can I come with you at some time to play the vir-chu...re-alli...ma-shee...anus.
They then go to the school's there-for-no-apparent-reason virtual reality machines.
When they're getting on their helmets...
Jimmy Electron: Is it working?
Sheen: Ahh! It burns!
Cindy: Jimmy! Your helmet's on your butt! It's supposed to go on your head!
Jimmy Electron: Where's that?
Cindy just jams it on his head.
Carl gets his helmet on, and everyone looks at each other's icons.
Sheen: Why are you a bucket of lard, Jimmy?
Jimmy Electron: Lard? Yummy!
Gurgling starts, then stops.
Jimmy Electron: Oh no! I'm eating myself!
Cindy, whose icon is a pocket knife with limbs, rolls her eyes.
Carl: Sheen? How come(hyuck!) your icon(hyuck!) is an Ultracute(hyuck!) Doll?
Sheen: Hey, I'm not the one who picked a pair of Nerd™ Glasses.
Sheen goes to the 'Select Opponent' Screen.
Fortunately, Jimmy Proton is in the list.
Sheen: There he is! Get ready to fight!
TO BE CONTINUED...

Episode 6, Part III:

We left off with Jimmy Electron, Cindy, Carl, and Sheen going into cyberspace using the school's virtual reality machines.
When the game's done loading, they finally meet Jimmy Proton face-to-face.
Jimmy Proton looks just like Jimmy Electron, except super-skinny, as opposed to super fat.
He's also a nerd, as opposed to a moron.
His icon is a dark atom.
Jimmy Proton: So...we finally meet, Jimmy Electron.
Jimmy Electron: Yes! Pleased to meet you.
Jimmy Proton: Idiot. Who are these people with you? And how are you smart enough to operate a virtual reality machine?
Sheen: Actually, it was me: Sheen Estupido!
Carl: And I'm(hyuck!) Carl Weakling!
Cindy: And no one messes with Cindy Tornado!
Jimmy Proton: Those names are quite...befitting.
Jimmy Electron: Who cares how beefy their names are! Mmmm...Beef.
Carl then rolls his eyes. Jimmy Proton, on the other hand, notices their icons.
Jimmy Proton: Ha! You guys must be complete and utter bacterium! Those icons are pathetic! Mine, on the other hand, shows quite a bit of power...
His Dark Atom icon then unleashes electrons at them all. Jimmy runs away in fear.
Jimmy Proton: Jimmy Electron afraid of an Electron. How amusing.
Carl used the reflective properties of his Nerd™ Glasses to deflect the electrons back at him.
Jimmy Proton gets into a machine to fight them with. The electrons go back to orbiting the Dark Atom.
Jimmy Proton: If that's the way you're going to play it, then here's how I will! Eat this!
He blasts a photon ray at them, blowing Carl away. Carl was down.
Sheen: You KO'd Carl! How dare you!
Sheen's Ultracute icon then used its happy blaster to fight the photon blaster.
Jimmy Electron: Yay! I like happiness! Especially when they're taking down fo-ta...bla-sti...chair.
Jimmy Proton: Shut up!
Jimmy Proton blasts a boomerang bar into Jimmy, thus knocking him into the Ultracute Doll, knocking out Sheen.
Cindy: No one escapes Cindy Tornado!
Cindy uses her handy-dandy pocket knife's mirror to deflect the photon ray back at Jimmy Proton for massive damage.
Jimmy Proton's machine then exploded, although he came out in an escape pod.
Jimmy Proton: HM... Your pocket knife is extremely powerful, I must admit.
Cindy: Thank you.
Jimmy Proton: However, I always save some of my best weapons for later on in a battle...such as this decoy!
He whips out an automated pocket knife. Hers comes to life and starts fighting it, leaving her unarmed.
Jimmy Proton: Now, take this!
He whips out a gravity generator. It sucks Cindy in, with gravity so great that she can't move.
It's down to the Jimmys, Proton against Electron...

Episode 6, Part IV:

Jimmy Proton: I've defeated your friends! What do you have to say to that, moron?
Jimmy Electron: You meanie! I can't believe you would do that to my friends!
Jimmy then grabs Cindy's pocket knife icon from the player bar.
Jimmy Electron: This may not be as good as hers, but it just might work for something!
Jimmy Proton: What are you going to do, stab me? I'm afraid it won't be that easy...
He then gets into a small, but powerful, robot.
Jimmy Proton: This is my best creation yet! The PROTRON 1000!
Jimmy Electron: What does '1000' mean?
Jimmy Proton: Any 10-year-old who doesn't know that doesn't deserve to live...especially if it's an idiot like you!
The PROTRON 1000 lunges at Jimmy Electron, and bounces off his fat.
It then fires a cannon blast at him. It made a direct hit.
Once again, though, it bounces off his fat.
Jimmy Electron: Heehee. That tickles.
Suddenly, he makes a confused expression.
Jimmy Electron: Wait a second, I can swear I've said that before...
Carl then resets his game. He goes up to Jimmy Electron and says:
Carl: You(hyuck!) said it last(hyuck!) weekend, you(hyuck!) moron.
Jimmy Electron: Hang on, it's on the tip of my tongue...
Suddenly, the PROTRON 1000 blasts Carl with a laser, ending his game...again.
Jimmy Proton: You're next, moron!
He fires a laser at Jimmy, but the pocket knife reflects it back at the PROTRON 1000.
It takes quite a bit of damage, even losing its laser, but it's not yet down for the count.
Jimmy Proton: You destroyed my laser! You'll pay for that!
Jimmy Proton then tries to grab him and tear him limb from limb. It grabs Jimmy Electron and holds him between its hands.
Jimmy Electron suddenly has an urge. He doesn't even try to fight it, though.
Jimmy Electron: Uh, oh. I didn't go to the bathroom before we got here...
Jimmy proceeds to take down his pants, and pees right in the PROTRON 1000's face.
Suddenly, Jimmy Proton sees the words SYSTEM OVERLOAD flash on the dashboard.
Jimmy Proton: NOOOO!
The PROTRON 1000 then explodes, and Jimmy Proton flies out of the cockpit.
He then falls face-first to the ground. Jimmy Proton...is defeated.
Jimmy Electron: Why are you bowing to me like that?
Jimmy Proton then gets up.
Jimmy Proton: My greatest robot...done in by urine!
Jimmy Electron: What's urine?
Jimmy Proton: We'll meet again, someday. For now...so long, moron!
Jimmy Proton then takes off his helmet and vanishes.
Jimmy Electron: Bye-bye.
Jimmy Electron then takes off his own helmet, and telaports back to the school.
Cindy's just glad she didn't lose her pocket knife.
She's also shocked that it actually failed her for once...
Everyone then makes fun of Carl, who got game over not just once, but twice.
THE END

Season 1, Part I Credits:
Ideas: Happy Smiles Inc, Spednificus III, Jeffwlknsn, JosephWilkinson
Producer: Happy Smiles Inc
Dedicated To: JosephWilkinson, for repeatedly urging me to keep these coming!

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