AN: finally off my writing break so as a warmup I decided to try out writing crack for the first time. I decided to base this off a crack ship that I hate and that my brother and sister keep trying to push onto me although I ended up not having much of it in anyway lol (still not going to let them know I've written this though, they'll really think I am a LawGarp shipper which I most certainly am not). This was the product of 10 straight minutes of just typing without stopping (this was originally going to go down the NSFW route but thankfully I steered away from that). Warnings for foul language,typos and bad grammar since I wrote this in my brothers style and decided not to edit to preserve the badness of it. I hope you enjoy this ;)
Toraoooo let me pepper yo anus said Luffy
Law said no Luffy go suck your own dick I'm not putting up with your bullshit anymore
Then garp-san came along and said move aside bitch I'm gonna show you how you really pepper someone's anus
Law come hired you cock sucking bitch and let me pepper yo anoose he said as he jumped onto Law and tried to grope him
Never you fool Law said as he called out a ROOM and whooshed the fuck out of there
Hah you old dude even you suck at peppering Laws anoose Luffy said before Gapr beat the fuck out of him
"Shut it silly young boy Garp" said before he stormed off
"Sengoku let me pepper yo goats anoose"
"Never" the old Buddha said " anyway poopface I'm eating you cookies."
Let me love you Law said garp as he handed over a bundle opf flowers
Wait a fucking second, this is a trick isn't it Law said. " fuck you bitch I'm moving my sorry ass out of here"
"What the fuck are you sorry for you sick fucker let me do something with you" garp said
"Move bitch get out of tha way" Law said as he took out a pair of sunglasses "Thug life yo"
And then WHOOSH CORA-SAN CAME OUT OF THE HEAVENS AND SMACKED law down
"THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU DOING YOU LITTLE FUCK TARD NO THUG KANGUAGE FOR YOU" CORASAN SHOUTED
"CORASAN WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING" LAW SAID " BUT WAIT EHY AM I SHOUTING, WHY IS THE NARRATOR SHOUTING WHY IS EVERYTHING SHOUTING" HE TURNED TO FACE THE FOURTH WALL "NARRATOR CAN YOU FUCKING TURN YOUR CAPSLOCK OFF." He waited a little before sighing "thank fucking god"
"YOOOOOO BITHC GARP MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY LAW IS MY FUCKBOY" DOFLAMINGO SAID AS HE WHOOSHED OUT OF THE SKY
"Not again…" Law said as he shook his head. "Not the Doffy again, at least the CAPSLOCK is off" oh fucking Jesus Christ fuck the auto correct it just changed CAPSLOCK to capitals. Fuck this shit
Garp and Doffy had a CAPSLOCK fight then, shouting insults at each other's asses. Than they started to throw things, Garp three Sengokus goat and Doffy threw His creepy fishoby son thing
Law said " I had enough of this bullshit I'm leaving"
"Hold the fuck there Law stop using that thug language Corazon said as he jumped Law
"Wait Corazon law is my boy Gapr and Doffy said in unison.