WHEN ITACHI'S EVIL
SUMMARY: HIDAN JUST REACHED LEGAL BORDEM WHEN LEADER (PEIN :D) CALLS A MEETING AND ITACHI GETS THE STRANGEST URGE TO SING! WILL LEADER EVER GET ORDER AND WILL KISAME EVER RECOVER? *GASP*
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, ITACHI, OR THE LYRICS TO 'WHEN YOU'RE EVIL' BY VOLTAIRE
A/N: WRITER WAS DEPRIVED OF OXYGEN WHEN WRITING THIS, ENJOY!
FIRST FAN-FIC PLEASE NO FLAMES! :D
WHEN ITACHI'S EVIL
BY: ITA-CHAN8009
Hidan sat at the kitchen table, head propped in hands. He stared at the windowless room, wishing he had someone to sacrafice.
'Kakuzu, hurry up!' he thought, angrily.
He heard the entercom click!, then Leaders' voice fill the base.
"Will everyone, please, report to the living room," click!
Hidan sighe, standing. he trudged his way in...
EVERY SINGLE AKATSUKI MEMBER WAS IN THE LIVING ROOM.
"WHAT THE FUCK, MONEY BITCH!" Hidan screeched, leering at Kakuzu.
"Shut up, religious fuck," he replied, rolling his eyes.
"Make me, asshole!"
"Hush," Pein yelled, raising his hands.
"Why'd you invite them leader?" Itachi asked.
" Shut the fuck up, Itachi, I'm tired of your shit!" Leader cried.
Itachi raised his eyebrows and blinked.
'What the hell is going on?' he thought, taking a step back and pinching himself to make he wasn't sleeping. 'Nope, wide awake...Oh shit!'
The akatsuki members stared at him angrily and itachi got the stangest notion to sing his favorite song.
Over in the corner Sasori started playing a really slow, somber tune on the violin. Hitting insanely high and ling notes.
The akatsuki looked at them both, like, 'WTF!'
And Itachi sang...:
WHEN THE DEVIL IS TO BUSY
AND DEATH'S A BIT TOO MUCH
THEY CALL ON ME
BY NAME, YOU SEE
FOR MY SPECIAL TOUCH
TO THE GENTLEAMN I'M MISS FOURTUNE
TO THE LADIES I'M SIR PRISE
BUT CALL ME BY ANY NAME
ANY WAY IT'S ALL THE SAME
ITACHI DANCED THE TANGO WITH KISAME, WHILE THE REST OF THE AKATSUKI MEMBERS DAMCED LESS AWESOMLY AROUND THEM
I'M THE FLY IN YOUR SOUP
I'M THE PEBBLE IN YOUR SHOE
I'M THE PES BENEATH YOUR BED
I'M A BUMP ON EVERY HEAD
I'M THE PEEL ON WHICH YOU SLIP
I'M A PIN IN EVERY HIP
I'M THE THORN IN YOUR SIDE
MAKES YOU WRIGGLE AND WRITH
KISAME DIPPED HIM SLOWY AND SENUOUSLY
AND IT'S SO EASY
WHEN YOU'RE EVIL
THIS IS THE LIFE, YOU SEE
THE DEVIL TIPS HIS HAT TO ME
I DO IT ALL BECAUSE I'M EVIL
AND I DO IT ALL FOR FREE
YOUR TEARS ARE ALL THE PAY I'LL EVER NEED
KISAME, SOMEHOW, GOT A ROSE BETWEEN HIS TEETH
WHILE THERE'S CHILDREN TO MAKE SAD
WHILE THERE'S CANDY TO BE HAD
WHILE THERE'S POCKETS LEFT TO PICK
WHILE THERE'S GRANNIES LEFT TO TRIP
DOWN THE STAIRS
I'LL BE THERE
I'LL BE WAITING 'ROUND THE CORNER
IT'S A GAME
I'M GLAD I'M IN IT
'CAUSE THERE'S ONE BORN EVERY MINUTE
AND IT'S SO EASY
WHEN YOU'RE EVIL
THIS IS THE LIFE, YOU SEE
THE DEVIL TIPS HIS HAT TO ME
I DO IT ALL BECAUSE I'M EVIL
AND I DO IT ALL FOR FREE
YOUR TEARS ARE ALL THE PAY I'LL EVER NEED
I PLEDGE MY ALLEGIENCE TO
ALL THINGS DARK
AND I PROMISE
ON MY DAMNED SOUL
TO DO
AS I AM TOLD, LORD BEELZEBUB
HAS NEVER SEEN
A SOLDIER QUITE LIKE ME
NOT ONLY DOES HIS JOB BUT DOES IT HAPPILY
I'M THE FEAR THAT KEEPS YOU AWAKE
I'M THE SHADOWS ON THE WALL
I'M THE MOSTERS THEY BECOME
I'M THE NIGHTMARE IN YOUR SKULL
I'M A DAGGER IN YOUR BACK
AN EXTRA TURN UPON THE RACK
I'M THE QUIVERING OF YOUR HEART
A STABBING PAIN, A SUDDEN START
AND IT'S SO EASY
WHEN YOU'RE EVIL
THIS IS THE LIFE, YOUSEE
THE DEVIL TIPS HIS HAT TO ME
I DO IT ALL BECAUSE I'M EVIL
AND I DO IT ALL FOR FREE
YOUR TEARS ARE ALL THE PAY I'LL EVER NEED
AND I DO IT ALL FOR FREE
YOUR TEARS ARE ALL THE PAY I'LL EVER NEED
AND I DO IT ALL FOR FREE
YOUR TEARS ARE ALL THE PAY I'LL EVER NEED
ITACHI GOES TO THE CORNER AND GROWS MUSHROOMS
IT GETS SO LONELY
BEING EVIL
WHAT I'D DO TO SEE A SMILE
EVEN FOR A LITTLE WHILE
AND NO ONE LOVES YOU
WHEN YOU'RE EVIL
JUMPS UP OVERLY HAPPY
I'M LYING THROUGH MY TEETH
SLAPS HIDAN
YOUR TEARS ARE ALL THE COMPANY I NEED!
KISS MY ASS!
Hidan shugs, "shut up, fag"
A/N: THE NEXY CHAPTERS INVOLVE CURSING, ROUDINESS, AND OUTRIGHT 'EEEEWWWWWW!'
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