Greetings. I apologize for this crack filled nonsense, but I haven't written anything light hearted in a while.

Hiccup stared at the computer screen. He had gotten plenty of e-mails like this before. However, none of them had included vouchers for plane tickets.

So he googled the event.

As it turned out, the Fortune Resorts in Hawaii really had given away a trip for four, all expenses paid. He just didn't remember entering one. After verifying the trip was real, he called the hotel. And then he called Lilo, who readily admitted to her involvement.

"Nani's hotel was having a contest, and you did promise we'd meet again..."

"You're right." Hiccup sighed. "Okay. I just have to talk to my parents about it. I don't know if they had plans or anything."

"It worked!" Lilo yelled, running through the house. She came to a halt in the kitchen, where Nani and Pleakley were working on dinner.

"Lilo, how many times have I told you? No running in the house!" Nani exclaimed, shaking a knife at her sister.

Lilo hopped up onto a stool at the counter. "Hiccup won the hotel contest! He's coming here to Kaua'i!"

"Your little friend from Burgess? That's great." Pleakley said, chopping an onion.

"Funny how that worked out." Nani looked at Lilo. "Did Stitch or any of his cousins have anything to do with it?"

"Nope." Lilo quickly replied, looking away. "Where's Jumba?"
"Try the backyard." Pleakley said. "I think he's working on that ship again."
While living on earth Jumba had noticed a sudden movement the earthlings were experiencing regarding using organic materials. Tourists who visited the island were more willing to spend money on organic and original material over synthesized goods. This inspired Jumba to try making a ship out of only organic goods he could obtain within the islands. Always looking for ways to prove his incredible genius, Jumba had been working on the ship since Nani and Lilo first left Kaua'i.

Lilo found Jumba in the backyard, scratching his head over the ship's engine.

"Jumba! It worked!"

"Ah." Jumba looked at the small child. "Little girl's friend won contest? Of course he did! Never underestimate scientific genius!"

"Hawaii, Heccup?" Stoick stared at his son.

"That's wonderful Heccup!" Valka beamed. "Oh, you'll love it there! The islands are beautiful, the food is amazing...There's so much to do!"

Stoick stroked his beard. "It's a bit sudden."

"We're going on a trip!?" Jack exclaimed, entering the kitchen. He received several stares he shrugged. "Oh...The door was open. I'm just dropping by to pick something up. Anyway, Hawaii?"

"Four tickets, seven days, six nights." Hiccup explained. "It's the hotel Nani works for. A new owner took over, and they're trying to build a new image for the hotel by giving away rooms."

"I don't know." Stoick frowned.

"What? Mr. Haddock, it's Hawaii." Jack crossed his arms. "You don't pass up Hawaii. Think about all the fun we'll have!" He said, putting an arm around Hiccup.

"Who said yer comin' along?" Stoick glared.

"So we are going then?" Valka said. "Excellent! Start making arrangements, dear. When do we leave, Heccup?"

"The flight voucher is valid for the whole month, like the room voucher."

"That gives us plenty of time to pack." Jack said.
"I didn't say you could go, Overland." Stoick warned.

"I don't see why he can't." Hiccup said.

As Hiccup and Stoick began their staring contest, Valka and Jack wandered into the living room to discuss the itinerary for their trip.

"You'll love it." Valka said, rising from her chair. "Scuba diving, surfing..."
"I want to see a volcano." He said, following her.

"He's not going." Stoick declared.

"He is going." Hiccup decided.

"He's not."

"He is."

Jack was more chipper than usually when he entered North's office without warning. All of the department heads and managerial staff were present—including Pitch.

"Hello paternal until, friends and future minions."

North looked up from the month's sale report. "Hello Jack. Is something wrong?"

"Hic's taking me to Hawaii!"

"For what!?" Pitch grumbled.

Jack gave him a curious look. "We're eloping, obviously." He rolled his eyes and turned his attention back to North. "Can I go?"

"You promised me you would work here this summer. You were going to supervise the afternoon shift in electronics."

Jack pouted. "But...I'll only be gone a week. I'm sure the store will still be in one piece when I come back."

"Jack."

"Pleeeassse? I'll bring you back a coconut. A big one..."

North sighed. "Make sure you take lot s of pictures."

Jack gave him a triumphant smile. "Of course! I'll take so many it'll set a record!"

Pitch stood. "You're not really going to stand for this flippant behavior, are you?"

Jack crossed his arms. "What's got your Hanes in a bunch? It's just a little break."

"A break today, a month next time. Perhaps after that you'll just run away. Is this really who you want to leave the store to?"

Jack narrowed his eyes at him. "You're lucky I don't run it yet."

The cold look in Jack's eyes sent a pleasant chill down Pitch's back. Was Jack hinting at simply firing him, or something more conniving? Something more...dangerous...

While Pitch contemplated that…Jack took his exit, eager to start packing.

Shooting across the galaxy at that moment was one angry mad genius-Dr. Hämsterviel. After several failed attempts at getting his revenge, a short stint as a human child's pet, and multiple arrests, he was at it again. Hämsterviel broke out of the Galactic Federation's jail for the umpteenth time, he was currently headed towards earth with one thing on his mind-capturing Stitch, cloning him, and destroying things. The plan was a little unclear after Stitch's capture and cloning. He'd been thwarted enough times to plan that far. But the possibilities were endless...destroying planets...solar systems...galaxies...Maybe stop with the solar systems...rule over a galaxy...No, not just one...A universe...

Stoick and Hiccup continued their arguing until it was finally time to depart for the islands. As promised, Jack started his long photo album by talking pictures inside the airport.

"Do you really need to take pictures as we go through the metal detector?"
"I need to document the entire journey." Jack said, suddenly serious. "All the way from Burgess to Kaua'i."

Hiccup took off his belt, shoes, and backpack as they got closer to the metal detector. "Can you at least turn it off on the plane? I'd like to nap in peace."

Jan slipped off his sandals. "Maybe..."

"You're going to record me sleeping, aren't you?"

"I will neither confirm nor deny that."

Hiccup woke up midflight to find Jack staring at him, no phone or camera in hand, just staring. His expression was blank. The plane was mostly quiet, save for the hum of engines, the muffled voices of passengers, and the occasional flight attendant.

"Can't sleep?" Hiccup whispered

"You're getting taller." Jack responded, not answering the question.

"People do that." Hiccup replied, studying Jack's face. "People also sleep. You should try it. Its way more fun than staring at unconscious people."

"You're probably going to have a beard." Jack observed. "Like, in a year."

Hiccup raised an eyebrow. "I think I missed the 'excessive hairiness' Haddock gene. You know, along with the muscles, overall manliness, and-"

Jack poked his face. "Hella squish. Like, your face is hella squish."

"Go to sleep Jack."

"Wake up, Jack."

"?"

The view outside their window was no longer tilted, and it appeared they were descending back to the ground. Attendants were passing out snacks and coaxing passengers. Jack leaned forward slightly. "Ooooh my back. I feel like an old man."

"I hear ya." Hiccup replied. "I can't wait to get out of this tin can and stretch my-"

"Legs?"

"Well, leg and a half-"
"Legs. Freckled chicken legs."

"Don't start with me Frost. Are you dating me or my freckles?"

"Neither. It's just me and that sexy bedhead."

Flustered, Hiccup smoothed down his hair.

"Oh, barnacles." Jack said, sounding depressed. "I guess it's back to the chicken legs then."

Hiccup crossed his arms, puffing his cheeks out in annoyance.

Jack laughed, wrapping an arm around Hiccup. "You know I'm kidding."

"Are you?" Hiccup sounded gloomy, worrying Jack.

"Hic?"

An announcement was made over the loudspeaker, prompting Jack to look.

"-ask that that you would please fasten your seatbelts-"

Jack removed his arm from Hiccup's torso. "Hiccup?"

"I'm not mad at you, Jack. I'm just worried about Toothless."

"North's got him. Are you saying you don't trust him?"

"No..I-"

The plane shook, raising some shrieks from the passengers.

Jack held Hiccup in place. "Are you okay?"

Hiccup nodded. "I'm fine…"

It wasn't turbulence. Hämsterviel had hyper jumped and was sent throttling towards one of Kaua'i's many national parks. Blown off course, Hämsterviel was livid. He spewed a set of swears forbidden across several galaxies. Reformation had helped his temper somewhat. After venting, he attempted to fix his ship. So he had his a snag in his plan. It was a small hiccup...

But it wouldn't be the only one.

Despite the slight turbulence, they were all in high spirits once the plane landed.

Only to be irritated with finding their baggage.

And getting through security.

But at least the personnel were nice...

Once they got through customs Jack was back to recording their journey.

They stepped out into the fresh air.

"A representative from the hotel should be coming to pick us up." Hiccup said, pulling his suitcase behind him.

Valka dropped her bag. "Look at that sky—simply gorgeous!"

"Chickens!" Jack exclaimed, drawing Hiccup's attention.

Sure enough, chickens were wandering around and through the parking lot of the airport.

Hiccup could only watch as his boyfriend bent down to one of the feathered fowls. "Jack! Don't touch it! You might get bird flu or something!"
Jack looked up, rolling his eyes. "Aren't you a fine mother hen."