Set after Monday night Raw 7-5-10
"Evan!" Randy yelled.
"Oh, hey Randy, what's up?" Evan replied
"I'm sorry about earlier. I needed to RKO someone and you were just there." Randy said.
"Don't worry about it."
"Why?" Randy questioned.
"Past is the past." Evan stated simply.
"It was like half an hour ago. How do you recover and forget?" Randy asked.
"I just do." Evan stated dryly.
"You are very strange, and…" Randy trailed.
"What?" Evan asked.
"I got to go. See you later Evan." Randy said.
"Okay then…What?"Evan asked himself.
Evan ran up to the car he and John Cena had to share.
"How was your night?" John asked.
"Fine, strange, but fine." Evan replied. John could tell something was wrong with Evan.
"What happened?" John asked.
"Randy was being strange." Evan stated.
"That's Ledge for you."
"I guess."
"You will learn to deal with him."
"Sure."
"I bet you a twenty that he has a crush you."
"That is just gross."
"Do you want take the bet, or be a chicken, Evan?"
"Sure."
"If I'm right, I am going to just start laughing."
"Keyword in that sentence, if."
"Shut up."
"Just drive John."
"Fine, I'm driving."
"Thank you."
"Randy has a crush on Evan." John said in a sing-song voice.
"I will go Air-Bourne on your ass John."
"Ooh, that is such a scary threat." John said in mock horror.
"It's the truth."
"And so is the fact that you are short."
"Got a pocket knife?" Evan asked.
"Yeah, why? Do you need it?"
"Yes, so I can stab you."
"You are violent, and-"
"Do I want to know what you're going to say?"
"Short." John continued.
"You sir are a jackass."
"Yes I am." John said
"You are so lucky I don't want to go to jail."
"I know."
"John, just shut up."
"Why?"
"Because you are pissing me off, that's why."
"You short, evil, violent man." John muttered.
"I heard that."
"You bitch."
"John?"
"What?"
"You hit a pedestrian."
"Sure."
"I would love to just-"John cut Evan off.
"Fuck Randy."
"No! For the last fucking time, no!"
"Are you sure?" John asked just as Evan slapped him.
Monday July 12th
Evan ran out to get revenge on Randy. He kicked randy in the temple. Evan ran to the ropes for the 'Air Bourne' or 'The Shooting Star Press'. Just as Evan was about to hit randy got up and gave him an RKO. Randy left the ring and a few minutes later Evan got up and went backstage.
Evan was leaning against a crate as Sheamus walked up to him.
"You think you're something, huh, Evan Bourne?" Sheamus questioned. "You think that you are everything? Here's a news flash for ya, you're nothing, Bourne." Sheamus finished as Nexus walked up. "He was just talking about how he helped Cena last week. You lads might want to teach him a lesson." Sheamus said as he walked away.
Just then wade Barret grabbed his shoulders picked him up and threw him into the crate. As they finished they pushed the crate away. Then they walked away.
Then Sheamus walked back up. "See Bourne nothing, absolutely nothing." Then Nexus walked back up and scared him away, then just walked away again.
"Hey John what are you doing?" Evan questioned John. It was clear Cena was trying to solve a 'Rubix Cube'.
"Trying to solve a rubix cube, if I do then I get fifty bucks from Mark." John answered as fiddled with it more. Evan just shook his head.
"My friends are strange." Evan whispered to himself.
"And you know it." John said, clearly hearing him.
"I certainly have strange friends indeed." Evan chuckled.
"Yes! I got it!" John exclaimed as he held the newly solved rubix cube above his head. Evan chuckled as John marched out of the room to find 'The World's Strongest Man' Mark Henry.
Randy wandered the hotel halls aimlessly as he was thinking.
Was it worth it? I mean I like him but if I keep this up he won't ever love me back.
No it wasn't worth it. Simple. He suddenly noticed he was outside Evan and Cena's room.
And then he was about to knock on the door when…
Dun dun dun… cliffy and don't kill me I'll try to update by next Friday.