This is the sequel to Brat Cartman that I know everyone wants to see. So, tis is the first chapter and I hope you like it.

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The evnts take place 1 week after the story.

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Stan and Kyle are on their cell phones.

Stan: How much onger do we have to be grounded for?

Kyle: Just another week.

Stan: I made plans to meet Wendy at the mall, but noooo, I got grounded just for killing Cartman's little brother.

Kyle: Yeah, Ike's been a little shaken up. Listen to this.

Kyle hand Ike the phone.

Ike: Brat Cartman is still alive. I can sense it. He just escaped from the graveyard a wee ago. Go! Now!

Ike hands Kyle the phone.

Stan: Dude, that is f**ked up right there.

Kyle: Yeah, I think it dates back to when he was three and he saw Billy Mayes. ey, that reminds me, has anyone ever found Cartman?

It's complete silence. Cuts to Cartman in his room kicking at his door trying to stand up.

Kyle: Oh, fatass deserves what's coming to him.

Stan: Ahh, well good night.

Kyle: Night.

The next morning Kenny wakes up.

Kenny: Ahhh! What te hell just happened?

A doctor is in his room.

Docter: Kenny, you were dead for 1 week. I don't know how you came back to life.

Kenny's mom comes in the room.

Kenny's mom: Oh, he does it all the time. Kinny, are you okay?

Kenny: Whatever, I'm going to school.

At High school:

Kenny goes to his locker over neer Stan and Kyle.

Stan: There you are Kenny. I was starting to wonder how long you'd ditch for.

Kenny: I didn't ditch! I was dead for a whole week, isn't that a record?

Kyle: No, I'm pretty sure you were dead for like a year once. Oh, well see you in class.

Kyle and Kenny walk into math class.

Mr. Garrison (now their high school teacher): Kenny, where have you been!?

Kenny: I've been dead.

Mr. Garrison: Oh, that's the lamest excuse in the book! You have a week's worth of homework you could be doing. God, of all the McCormick's why did I have to end up with Kenny.

Kyle: Mr. Garrison, there are ony three McCormicks and if you saw them-

Mr. Garrison: Kyle, you have detention!

Kenny: Hey what the f-

Mr. Garrison: Kenny, you too!

Detention is over at 5:00.

Kyle walks into his house.

Mrs. Broflovski: Kyle where have you been?

Kyle: Detention, for speaking up.

Mrs. Broflovski: Your brother has been having some nervous breakdowns.

Kyle: Ike are you okay?

Ike is pulling out his hair.

Ike: He's coming! He's coming Kyle!

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AN: This next part is about a character I made up and his sister. The brother is Ike's age and his sister is Kyle's age and she's a punk. They live next door to Kyle. The boy is Tim George Barge and his sister is Tiffiny Heather Barge.

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Tim walks into Ike's room.

Tim: Hey Ike.

Kyle: There, go play with Tim.

Ike walks out of the room and Kyle walks into his room and slams the door. Kyle starts working on his homework.

Kyle: Dammit, why does high school have to be so hard!?

Kyle's phone rings. It's Ike.

Kyle: What Ike?

Ike: Kyle, Tim and I met up with some friends and-

Kyle closes his phone.

Kyle: Ike just can't get crazier.

Kyle's door opens and Brat is at the entrance.

Brat: I'm picking my victims off one by one.

Kyle: Ahhh! He was right! Ike was right!

Brat: I'm not screwin' around like last time.

Brat pulls out a knife.

Brat (in whispers): Where's Ike?

Kyle: I'll never tell you!

Brat: There's no escape.

Kyle: Yes there is.

flashback:

Cartman: Dude, I really hate Journey, espiacially Don't Stop Beleivin'. It makes no sense.

room:

Kyle turns on his boom box.

Just a small town girl, livin in a lonely world. She took the midnight train goin' anywhere.

Brat is covering his ears.

Brat: Stop the music!

Kyle runs out of his room.

His mom is dead.

Kyle: Looks like I'm not grounded.

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AN: Victims: Mrs. Broflovski

Hope you liked it. The race for reviews is still on! Send in those reveiws. Right now the score is 10-14. I'm losing. I'm talking to you, AnimeMixDJ, DnnyBy and all of you others on my side. I have to beat my sister!