Ryou's Surprise Party

Disclamer: I do not own YuGiOh.though I wish I did (-_-)()

Evil_yami_creampuff: hello and welcome to my very first fan fic (^o^) don't forget to send me reviews and tell me what you think.please don't go to hard on me it's my first

Seto: why am I here?

Evil_yami_creampuff: because you are my favorite and I wuv you!! * hugs him silly*

Seto: (O.o) dear God! Someone get her off me!!! *tries to shake her off*

Evil_yami_creampuff: Be nice! Or I'll torture you like I'm planning to torture Yugi

Yugo: hey! What did I do?

Evil_yami_creampuff: Nothing but someone's got to torture you once in a while (^-^)

Yugi: (oo)

Evil_yami_creampuff: alright enough of this already lets start this fic (^___^)

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Chapter 1

It's a lovely Saturday afternoon, at Yugi's house; the gang is getting ready for Ryou's surprise party. Since it was his 16th birthday, they all decided it was a good idea to prepare a big special party. Tea and Tristan are decoration the living room, Joey is setting up the food and Yugi is icing the cake.

Tea: *points to the banner with big colorful letters that says Happy Birthday and yells to Tristan*"NO! You're hooking the banner crooked! "

Tristan: (-_-)() " it doesn't matter Tea!" *he continues to hook it up.*

Tea: *gets a really scary maniac kind of look on her face *"Doesn't matter?! I've slaved over this party for hours! I've planned this all out! I won't let it get ruined by you!" *she pushes Tristan and he fall off his chair and lands painfully on his face*

Tristan: (o.O) "hum.yeah.I'll go see if Joey needs help" *crawls over the snack table*

Joey: *he's setting the snacks.well more stuffing his face more then anything*

Tristan: "Man! Tea is starting to scare me." Joey: *with his mouth full of chips* "Yeah man, she's all freaking out. I had no idea she could be so bossy"

Tea: *yells from the living room* "I can hear you two!! And you better not be eating the snacks again Joey!"

Joey: (o.o)

Yugi: * just finished icing the cake* (^_^)() " come on guys, try and relax"

Tea: *sighs* "You're right Yugi, with all this stress for the party I forgot just how important friends are." *she babbles some more about friendship*

Yami: *walks down the stairs with a gift in his hands* "there, it took me 5 hours.but I finally wrapped this dammed gift!!!!"

Yugi: (^.^)() "hum that's great Yami"

Yami:*grins proudly* "I thought so as well"

Tea: *finally finishes her friendship speech* "Oh hi Yami, were done here, all we're missing are the others and Ryou"

Tire screech is heard from out side followed by a crashing sound. Yami looks out the window to find out what that noise was

Yami: *looking out the window* "Well looks like Kaiba as arrived.and he ran over our mailbox with his dodge viper"

Yugi: (O.O)"WHAT?!"

Seto: *walks in carrying the mailbox and he hands it to Yugi* "here you go"

Yugi: (;_; ) "my.my.mailbox"

Seto: *shrugs and flops down on the couch* "I'll buy you an other don't need to cry about it gee, it's just a damn mailbox"

Yugi: "Yeah you're right, it's just a mailbox" *he brakes down crying on his Yami's shoulder* "WHO AM I KIDDING?! I loved that mailbox!!!"

Yami: (o_O) "Hum.there there?" *he pats his hikary's back* Seto: *looks at the banner* "It's crooked"

Tea: *glares at him* "No it's not!"

Seto: "It is to"

Tea:"Is not!"

Seto: "Is too!"

Tea:"Is not!"

Seto: "Is too!"

Tea:"Is not!"

Seto: "Is too!"

Tea:"Is not!"

Seto: "Is too!"

Tea:"is not!"

Seto: "Is too!"

Tea: "I SAID IT'S NOT!!!!!"

Seto: (o.o) "Woa! I was just trying to help. Calm your bitchy hormones"

Tea: Bitchy?! That's it your dead Kaiba!!!" *She jumps on Kaiba and starts to choke him*

Seto: (XoX) "AAAAAAH! Someone get her off me!!!"

Tristian and Yami trys to get the crazed Tea off Kaiba. As they do that Joey grabs Yugi's arm

Joey: *pulling Yugi to the door* "Come on let's go get Ryou before this place any crazier"

Yugi: (o.O)() "Yeah lets."

Joey: *takes Seto's car keys* "We're talking your car Kaiba!" *him and Yugi runs out before Seto can say anything, not that he could with Tea choking him (-_-)()*

Yugi and Joey get in the fancy red dodge viper and Joey starts it up

Joey: "Wow, that multimillionaire sure knows how to live."

Yugi: *nods* "yeah but be careful driving.we can't afford getting him a new one."

Joey: *shakes his head and laughs* "relax Yug, I'm a great driver!" *backs up the car and almost runs over an old man*

Yugi: (OO) "Joey!!!! You almost ran over that old man!"

Joey: "what old man?" *takes an other fast turn and runs over a squirrel *

Yugi: (o.O) "Be careful!...do you even know where you're going? "

Joey: *grins* "Of course! I got a great sense of orientation "

Yugi: (-_-)() " says the guy who got lost in my backward."

Joey: "Come on! That was like a month ago, quit living in the past" *takes an other fast turn and almost runs over a stop sign*

Yugi: *hangs on to his seat as tight as he can* "Joey let me drive!"

Joey: ".I don't even think you could reach the pedals. Beside we're almost there" *takes an other fast turn*

Yugi: (O.O) "Please Gods let me survive this car ride with Joey"

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evil_yami_creampuff: yup, this is the end of my first chapter (^.^)

Malik: When are you gonna put me in?!

Evil_yami_creampuff: hehehe (^_^)() really soon, like in the next chapter don't worry

Ryou: how 'bout me? This entire story is about me how come I'm not in yet?

Evil_yami_creampuff: you will be don't worry, just wait for the next chapter, you'll all get a chance to be tortured, maybe even Pegasus *laugh evilly*

Malik and Ryou: (oO).

Seto: why am I here again?

Evil_yami_creampuff: Because I still wuv you silly (^-^) *hugs him to pieces*

Seto: (o_o)()