GW Guys on a Hike!
DBX: This came to me after I finished a 24-mile hike of death.
Hikari Kitsune: So, you actually survived, huh?
DBX: Yes, you samurai sword tomboy bandit.
HK: It's a miracle, or a horror movie coming true.
DBX: Shut up! I'll have your boyfriend show up.
HK: YOU MEAN KENSHIN?
DBX: Yes woman!
HK: I'm in heaven! (She faints.)
DBX: Well, here you go.
Sunday Morning, 9:30 AM
(Duo & Heero are in a small car driving into Yellowstone on a 2-
day hike. Heero is angry and is slamming his fist on the
dashboard.)
Heero: Why did you drag me here to the outskirts of civilization
with a 25-pound pack, Duo?
Duo: You said you wanted to go out to the wilderness, so you, me
Trowa, Wufei & Quatre are going on an overnight hike.
Heero: Well, at least I'm away from that stupid peace-freak
Relena.
Duo: Umm.
Heero: What? What does that "umm." mean?
(Relena pops up from the backseat of the small car.)
Relena: Hi Heero! We're gonna have fun! (Horror movie music
starts playing.)
Heero: I will kill you on this trip, woman.
Relena: That's not nice!
Heero: (Grabbing his fist and twitching uncontrollably.)
MUST.CONTROL.FIST.OF DEATH! (The car stops.
Duo, Heero & (grr.) Relena get out. Trowa, Quatre & Wufei are
there.)
Wufei: Well, well, well. If it ain't Duo, Heero & little miss peace
freak Relena.
Duo: You said it.
Quatre: Yeah, she is evil.
Trowa: Let's leave. It's getting filled with Shoobies. (A shoobie
comes and looks at Trowa. Then, he takes a picture.) AAAH! I
CAN'T SEE! (A little shoobie kid comes up with his stupid
shoobie mom.)
Shoobie kid: Look at the funny haired man, mommy!
Trowa: SHUT UP! (The kid takes a picture) AAAAAH! I'M
BLIND!
Shoobie kid: Ha-ha! (Heero takes out his .45 magnum and shoots
the Shoobies.)
Heero: Stupid kid. You stay dead, got it?
Relena: That wasn't nice at all! (an RV backs up over her and she
Breaks both legs.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HELP ME!
Heero: Umm.no.
Relena: (Cries as the RV backs over her.) WAAAH! YOU HATE
ME! (She dies.)
Heero: Oh, now you figure that out.
Trowa: I STILL CAN'T SEE.wait.now I can see!
Heero: Woo hoo.
Duo: Let's go already.
11:30 AM: On the trail.
Heero: Where should we go first?
Duo: How 'bout Old Faithful?
Quatre: Okay.
Wufei: Alright. If there are any Shoobies-
Heero: -I'll kill them. (They get to Old Faithful & 400 Shoobies
are there.) THAT'S IT! (The Shoobies all walk into the geyser for
a closer view.)
Shoobies: Ooh! Aa- (The geyser erupts.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Heero: That was easy.
Duo: You're right there, man.
Wufei: I caught it all on tape!
Quatre: Where'll we watch it? (A TV, VCR & generator fall from
the sky.) What? Cool! (They pop in the tape in.)
Wufei: Here is when they walked up to the geyser. And here's
When they looked into it. And here's when it erupted.
TV: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Wufei: And here's when they all died.
Heero: Cool!
Fin.for chapter 1!
DBX: I hope you like it, foolish human!
HK: YOU LIED! HE'S NOT IN IT! (draws sword.)
DBX: HE WILL! DON'T WORRY!
HK: Okay.if you lie, you die.
DBX: And please no flaming, y'all.
DBX: This came to me after I finished a 24-mile hike of death.
Hikari Kitsune: So, you actually survived, huh?
DBX: Yes, you samurai sword tomboy bandit.
HK: It's a miracle, or a horror movie coming true.
DBX: Shut up! I'll have your boyfriend show up.
HK: YOU MEAN KENSHIN?
DBX: Yes woman!
HK: I'm in heaven! (She faints.)
DBX: Well, here you go.
Sunday Morning, 9:30 AM
(Duo & Heero are in a small car driving into Yellowstone on a 2-
day hike. Heero is angry and is slamming his fist on the
dashboard.)
Heero: Why did you drag me here to the outskirts of civilization
with a 25-pound pack, Duo?
Duo: You said you wanted to go out to the wilderness, so you, me
Trowa, Wufei & Quatre are going on an overnight hike.
Heero: Well, at least I'm away from that stupid peace-freak
Relena.
Duo: Umm.
Heero: What? What does that "umm." mean?
(Relena pops up from the backseat of the small car.)
Relena: Hi Heero! We're gonna have fun! (Horror movie music
starts playing.)
Heero: I will kill you on this trip, woman.
Relena: That's not nice!
Heero: (Grabbing his fist and twitching uncontrollably.)
MUST.CONTROL.FIST.OF DEATH! (The car stops.
Duo, Heero & (grr.) Relena get out. Trowa, Quatre & Wufei are
there.)
Wufei: Well, well, well. If it ain't Duo, Heero & little miss peace
freak Relena.
Duo: You said it.
Quatre: Yeah, she is evil.
Trowa: Let's leave. It's getting filled with Shoobies. (A shoobie
comes and looks at Trowa. Then, he takes a picture.) AAAH! I
CAN'T SEE! (A little shoobie kid comes up with his stupid
shoobie mom.)
Shoobie kid: Look at the funny haired man, mommy!
Trowa: SHUT UP! (The kid takes a picture) AAAAAH! I'M
BLIND!
Shoobie kid: Ha-ha! (Heero takes out his .45 magnum and shoots
the Shoobies.)
Heero: Stupid kid. You stay dead, got it?
Relena: That wasn't nice at all! (an RV backs up over her and she
Breaks both legs.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HELP ME!
Heero: Umm.no.
Relena: (Cries as the RV backs over her.) WAAAH! YOU HATE
ME! (She dies.)
Heero: Oh, now you figure that out.
Trowa: I STILL CAN'T SEE.wait.now I can see!
Heero: Woo hoo.
Duo: Let's go already.
11:30 AM: On the trail.
Heero: Where should we go first?
Duo: How 'bout Old Faithful?
Quatre: Okay.
Wufei: Alright. If there are any Shoobies-
Heero: -I'll kill them. (They get to Old Faithful & 400 Shoobies
are there.) THAT'S IT! (The Shoobies all walk into the geyser for
a closer view.)
Shoobies: Ooh! Aa- (The geyser erupts.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Heero: That was easy.
Duo: You're right there, man.
Wufei: I caught it all on tape!
Quatre: Where'll we watch it? (A TV, VCR & generator fall from
the sky.) What? Cool! (They pop in the tape in.)
Wufei: Here is when they walked up to the geyser. And here's
When they looked into it. And here's when it erupted.
TV: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Wufei: And here's when they all died.
Heero: Cool!
Fin.for chapter 1!
DBX: I hope you like it, foolish human!
HK: YOU LIED! HE'S NOT IN IT! (draws sword.)
DBX: HE WILL! DON'T WORRY!
HK: Okay.if you lie, you die.
DBX: And please no flaming, y'all.