The Naruto Alphabet
A is for ANBU
The best of the best?
They always die faster
Than all of the rest
.
B is for Bijuu
There are nine in all
Akatsuki's Pokémon
They'll catch 'em all
.
C is for Chakra
Which all Ninjas use
To power genjutsu
And ninjutsu too
.
D for Doujutsu
Those cool eye techniques
Most are from bloodlines
Though some are unique
.
E is for Enma
The king of the apes
The Third Hokage's summon
He can also change shapes
.
F is for Fire
Technique or release
The elemental alignment
Which makes heat increase
.
G is for Genin
The lowest of ranks
They'll weed out your garden
Or fill up water tanks
.
H for Haruno
Her hair is so pink
She dyes it twice daily
In her bathroom sink
.
I is for Iruka
Konoha teacher
Ruler of pencils
And tween-year old creatures
.
J is for Jutsu
Which just means technique
Is it written in Japanese?
The Author's a geek
.
K for Kakashi
Who's chronically late
No wonder he's single
And can't get a date
.
L is for Lee
Who works so darn hard
To master Taijutsu
And keep off the lard
.
M for Minato
Martyr and ruler
Most popular leader
No one could be cooler
.
N is for Naruto
Cut from unique cloth
His element's not wind
It is ramen broth
.
O for Orochimaru
Who's in second place
For most evil asshole
Man, what a disgrace
.
P is for Pein
The Leader of Dawn
The one who is many
Which one mows the lawn?
.
Q is for Quicksand
It's Gaara's best skill
He'll trap you inside it
And then he will kill
.
R is for Rasengan
An A-rank jutsu
It slices and dices
And makes home fries too
.
S for Senjutsu
It's taught by a toad
Mold natural chakra
By the truck load
.
T is Taijutsu
It's just martial arts
Enhanced with some chakra
Ouch, damnit, that smarts!
.
U for Uzumaki
He's worth mentioning twice
It's his goddamn story
So chill and be nice
.
V is for Villagers
Who treat Naruto badly
They never get punished
It always ends sadly
.
W for Wood Release
The Shodaime's skill
Tenzou can moonlight
In a lumber mill
.
X is for X-Rays
The byakugan's answer
To seeing through objects
And giving us cancer
.
Y for Yamanaka
They'll take over your body
And read all your memories
It sounds kind of naughty
.
Z is for Zabuza
Also called Demon
Haku's rear is full
Of lots of his semen
.
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Author's Note: This idea got into my head today, and it was really fun to write. I hope you enjoy it!