Disclaimer- you are some real idiot if you think I own any of the LOTR characters. The only character I own is Morie (pronounced as mor-e-a)

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Morie- Sauron, it would be really nice if you got me a mithril brush set.

Sauron- And am I a "nice" man?

Morie- On rare occasions, yes.

Sauron- What do you think the answer is?

Morie- Yes? (Bats eyes at him)

Sauron- Hope my love. You just keep hoping and maybe in a year you will get it.

Morie- I'll have to make note of that.

Sauron- You do that darling. In the mean time I'm off to the battle field. (Leans down and kisses Morie on the forehead, and then proceeds to walk to the door)

Morie- (quietly) be careful. (Sauron pauses and turns to Morie) I have a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.

Sauron- Warning me?

Morie- No. This just doesn't feel right.

Sauron- Alright you win. Perhaps you shall get that brush set sooner than you thought.

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(A/N- we all know that Sauron loses the one ring on the battle field and I'm not writing that in cause it will take to much time and stuff like that.)

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Orc- Lady Morie?

Morie- Yes?

Orc- I regret to inform you that Mordor has fallen, as well as his Lordship.

Morie- (tears forming in her eyes) Take this and read it to all our allies. Then you and the rest of the orcs have my permission to do as you wish to the peoples of the world.

Orc- (takes the parchment and quickly reads it. Then nods and leaves the room)