Why did I choose THIS pokemon for a companion? Rukario thought, as the Drapion sung another song verse.
"I'll pwn you, you'll pwn me, we love pwning families…-"
Rukario left, snorting to himself, leaving the battered Drapion to his brain tumor.
Why does every pokemon I meet seem smart at first, then end up retarded as fish sticks? Again, a new companion for Rukario, this one more annoying than the Drapion. It was…. A Gardevoir?
"It's pwn 'em all and catch 'em time!
Pwn 'em all and catch 'em time!
Pwn-"
The Gardevoir moaned pitifully at the huge migraine caused by the now-gone Rukario.
Well, this guy's… cheerful. Rukario watched as the Cubone cried, singing.
"If you're unhappy and you know it, cut yourself."
Slash slash
"If you're unhappy and you know it, cut yourself."
Slash slash
"If you're unhappy and you know it, and you really wanna show it, if you're unhappy and you know it, cut yourself."
Slash slash.
Rukario ran from the rotting Cubone. No Marowaks either!
You'd think I would've learned from the Gardevoir, but noooooo. I just HAD to pick the Gallade! Said Gallade was singing, dancing.
"Everybody likes kung fu fiiiiigggghhhhtttiiinnnggg!
Ooooh, it really exiting!
In fact it was a little bit frightening
He moved faster than lightning."
Rukario ran, fast as lightning. Nobody of the Ralts family either!
… Rukario was dumbfounded. If you looked at the penguin in front of him, you'd know why.
"Let's save the penguins, let's go!
Save us!
Let's save the penguins, let's go!
Woo-hoo!"
Of course, this Piplup was stupid enough to actually WEAR a tuxedo when he already had one. Oh, and the 'Save the Penguins!' sign didn't help much either. Rukario waited patiently, then ditched the retarded penguin as soon as he could. Why are you all such dumb creatures?
Why is this Lopunny dressed as a Playboy bunny? Rukario thought, as the Lopunny rubbed against him. She was mute, luckily, so Rukario could easily ditch her without complaint. That was to close for comfort!
Cute, a little ditsy, but an okay Riolu. Rukario thought, the yellow-and-blue (yes, it's a shiny) Riolu sang, dancing in time with the song.
"I'm a chibi girl
In a tiny wor-ld
Life so small
Can you see me t'all?
Hey, just look at me!
I weigh no more than three!
I am so small
Don't pick because of it, ya'll!"
It really was cute. And, the Aura puppy was happy, so it made Rukario happy too, being an Aura pokemon. Maybe I'll travel with her instead. he thought. In the far background, he could hear her yelling. "Let's sing the song that never ends!" Rukario sighed. Spoke to soon. He then fled, running as fast as the wind, Riolu on his tail (literally). "Don't go! We still haven't sung 99 bottles!"
Poor Rukario.
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