Chapter 1: To the Australian Border
(Cassopolis)
Cassopolis was a small island in the area of Australia and was controlled and used as a base by Boss Cass, the archenemy of Ty the Tasmanian Tiger. It was a dark and stormy night in Cassopolis and Boss Cass and his mad koala scientist, Carlos, were in the lab. Laying on a lab table was what looked like a large body with white tarp covering it. And the lab table was surrounded by four lightning rods.
Boss Cass- For far too long have those stinking mammals been at the top of the food chain! And that stupid orange rat boy, Ty, keeps getting in my way. Even my Uber Frills couldn't stop him. But with this new type of frill lizard, it will have the strength of a 1,000 Uber Frills. Carlos, let's bring my creation to life!
Carlos pushed a button on the controls and made the lightning rods produce electricity. The lightning rods began zapping whatever was underneath that tarp until Boss Cass believed he saw it move.
Boss Cass- Yes! YES! It's alive! CAWHAHAHAHA!
But just when Boss Cass thought he had made a success, the entire island, including Boss Cass' base, lost power. Carlos quickly lit a candle only to see Boss Cass press his beak against Carlos' face.
Boss Cass- Carlos, what the **** just happened?!
Carlos- Sorry sir, but it appears that we need more power than my machines can generate to bring this creature to life.
Boss Cass- God damn it!
Suddenly, a frill and a blue tongue lizard entered the lab.
Frill- Boss Cass, all of Cassopolis has lost power and…
Boss Cass- I know, you dumbass! We were trying to get my new soldier to life. If I'm to defeat that troublesome pest, Ty, and the Super Mario Brothers Team, I need a minion with a lot of power! And I can't afford to be bothered by nincompoops like you two!
Blue tongue- Maybe this might make you feel a little better, boss. I heard that when Ty went to Pi'illo Island, he made a bet with that half genie girl. They both lost and ended up crossdressing as one another for a week.
Boss Cass- You mean Ty was dressed like an Arabic belly dancer, bra and everything?! CAWHAHAHAHA! Oh shit! I would've paid money to see that! I guess you're right, that does make me feel a little better. And I won't kick you asses again this time for giving me such a good laugh.
Carlos- Yes…but there is still the energy problem we have right now.
Boss Cass- Fear not, Carlos. For if there's a will, there's a way to generate enough power to bring my monster to life. My Franken-Frill!
Lightning strike above the base and light shines on this monstrous frill's face under the tarp.
(On a pirate ship somewhere in the ocean)
King K. Rool was pacing back and forth on the deck of the ship and looking very paranoid. Very close to where he was pacing was a container with a strange glowing crystal inside of it. Suddenly, two of King K. Rool's minions, Krusha and General Klump, approached him.
King K. Rool- Anything to report?
General Klump- We've double checked and no sign of Donkey Kong, sir!
King K. Rool- I know that dumbass baboon will not give up so easily. He'll try something to get the Crystal Coconut back. Tell me, what is our location?
General Klump pulls out a sea chart and looks at it closely.
General Klump- By our calculations, we've drifted into Australian waters.
Krusha- What's Australian?
General Klump- It's a continent you dimwit!
King K. Rool- Never mind what it means! If we really have gotten Donkey Kong off our trail, then we need to return to my lair with the Crystal Coconut so I can use its power to conquer Kongo Jungle!
Krusha- Wait, what if Donkey Kong stowed away on the boat?
King K. Rool- Don't be stupid! We would know if Donkey Kong was snuck aboard.
Mysterious voice- Want to bet?!
Then King K. Rool, General Klump, and Krusha turned and saw a barrel jumping up and down. Suddenly, two gorilla arms smashed out of the barrel and then the rest of the barrel was smashed to pieces. From the shattered remains of the battel stood Donkey Kong. However, the barrel next to him was just jumping up and down.
Mysterious voice- Hey DK, I think I'm stuck!
Donkey Kong put his paw over his face for a moment.
King K. Rool- Kremlings, get him!
Then a few Kremlings appeared behind Donkey Kong and tried to rush him.
Donkey Kong- Don't worry, Diddy! I know how to get you out of there!
Then DK rolled the barrel like a bowling ball and knocked down the group of Kremlings. The barrel smashed to pieces when it hit the pole of the crow's nest of the ship and out came Diddy Kong, however he was upside-down lying on his head in an awkward position.
Diddy Kong- You could've just opened the barrel…ouch…
Donkey Kong- Sorry about that.
Donkey Kong helped Diddy Kong get back up and Diddy Kong jumped on Donkey Kong's back.
Donkey Kong- Alright K. Rool, hand over the Crystal Coconut and no one gets hurt.
King K. Rool- Ha! I'll admit, you surprised me hiding in those barrels, but I came prepared in case you got on board! Oh boys.
King K. Rool snapped his fingers and a bunch of these cannons rose from the floor of the ship and each was mounted by a Kremling.
King K. Rool- Let's see how many of these cannonballs you can dodge before you get blasted to bits. Fi…
Before King K. Rool could give the command, three electric blasts were shot and zapped three Kremlings that were mounting some of the cannons.
King K. Rool- What the?! Where the **** did that come from?!
Suddenly, a small submarine emerged from water with laser cannon on top of it. It fired three more electric beams at once and was knocking out all of King K. Rool's Kremlings.
Diddy Kong- What is that?!
Donkey Kong- I don't know, but it did us a favor by taking out K. Rool's dummies.
General Klump- Sir, is someone else after the Crystal Coconut too?
King K. Rool- We can't take that chance. Krusha, grab the Crystal Coconut! General Klump, activate the escape pod and prepare the self-destruct!
Donkey Kong- Self-destruct?!
Krusha quickly grabbed the Crystal Coconut and a trap door opened where King K. Rool, Krusha, and General Klump were standing.
King K. Rool- So long, DK!
After they got below deck, Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong saw something get shot out and was dashing along the surface of the ocean like a torpedo. But before they had time to think about it, the boat they were on suddenly exploded and Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong crashed into the water. Suddenly, they were pulled back to the surface and were each being held in a mechanical arm coming out of the submarine from earlier. Diddy Kong began squirming like crazy, thinking it was gonna attack them, but Donkey Kong seemed calm.
Donkey Kong- Diddy, you can stop now. If this was a threat, it would be trying to squeeze us right now.
Then out of nowhere, Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong heard a voice coming from inside the submarine.
Mysterious voice- DK! How's it going, mate?
Donkey Kong- I know that voice.
Then the hatch of the submarine opened up and they saw Ty the Tasmanian Tiger at the submarine's controls.
Donkey Kong- Ty, haven't seen you since the Kalos League. Good to see you again.
Diddy Kong- But what's he doing here? We didn't call the Mario Brothers or the other members of the team for help.
Ty- I was actually on me way to investigate something else. Strange occurrences been happening on Cassopolis lately. We've notices several large energy build ups appearing on the island several days in a row, which leads us to believe Boss Cass is up to something again. But then I saw you guys along the way and I figured you could use me help.
Donkey Kong- I think we might need it now. K. Rool and some of his goons just got away with the Crystal Coconut through an escape pod. It is vital that we get the Crystal Coconut back. The future of Kongo Jungle depends on it.
Ty- If you don't mind me asking, what is the Crystal Coconut, mate?
Diddy Kong- Well, it's a crystal in the shape and size of a coconut, but it contains countless magical abilities.
Donkey Kong- It's basically Kongo Jungle's greatest treasure and K. Rool can easily use it to invade either Kongo Jungle or Buramudgee.
Ty- Since you put it that way, I guess figuring out what those strange occurrences are can wait a bit. Hop in and I'll give you a lift to the lab in Buramudgee. Maybe me and Julius can figure out a way to track you Crystal Coconut.
Then Donkey Kong and Diddy Kong jumped into the submarine with Ty and the hatch began to close.
Ty- Just one thing, DK. Don't touch anything in the lab. I haven't forgotten what happened when I showed you me Shadow Gunyip in the Smash City lab.
Donkey Kong- It was just an accident!
Ty- You pushed the self-destruct button and it took weeks to rebuild me Shadow Gunyip!
Then the hatch closed and the submarine dove below the water.
