Disclaimer; I wish I owned Bill Weasley... sadly I don't own him / the setting or most of the characters in this fic.

This is Bill Weasley's diary, he's in his fifth year, Charlie is a seer, that's all you really need to know!

I've heard various theories on the ages of B and C - if you have any, please email them to me as they would be much appreciated.



November 11th



They announced we're having a Christmas bloody dance today - whoop-de-doo! It's going to be so crap. People are already getting dates - how pathetic, it's not till next month. I don't think I'll bother going. Mike says I'm bitter, just because I broke up with Emily. He can have her, I don't care.



November 12th



Oh my God! You will NOT believe this. Mike asked Emily to the bloody Xmas dance! The wanking bastard - we JUST broke up (me and Em, not me and Mike, although...) I hate them both and am not speaking to either of them. Hate dance - waste of everything (energy, time etc).



November 14th



Guess who has a date for the dance?....NOT ME - I'm boycotting it because it's bloody stupid, remember? Not speaking policy not working - they're too busy necking in the corridors (and everywhere else) to notice. Can't believe I ever went out with Emily, she's an ugly little cow. Can't believe was ever friends with Mike - he's an absolute twerp.



November 22nd



That's the last time I transfigure my diary to look like a quill! Sure, people don't/can't read it but they don't see the harm in borrowing for writing their Potions h/w with either! (Why did it have to be used for Potions of all things?). From now on you'll look like a photo of Mum and Dad - only someone really twisted would want to take that, mind you given the mentality of my room mates...



In the time you've been away, I've developed a crush on Sandra (Nov 16th) spent most lunchtimes in the library watching her (16th, 17th, 18th) and gone off her again (19th).



Maybe I'll ask Rachel to the dance...





November 23rd



Charlie's all freaked out - he had another vision, said something bad was going to happen at Christmas. I too had a vision of something bad happening at Christmas - it involved being sent yet another, street cred cramping wooly jumper (they are nice and warm though). I told Charlie this - he didn't seem to find it too funny. Seers have no sense of humour - maybe it's because they always see the joke coming.



November 25th



Felt mean and tried to talk to Charlie. He was a bit grumpy, but I think he wanted to talk about it 'cos I wore him down really quickly. He said he thought it was to do with the dance - I think the 'horrible thing' will be me sat alone in the corner. Rachel said 'no'. Didn't tell Charlie either of these. Probably knows about Rachel - it's bound to be all over school by now.



Began to panic about what to get Mum and Dad for Xmas - have decided it's too early for that, seeing as I won't get off my lazy arse to do anything about it till mid December (at the earliest) there is no point wasting time worrying about it. I have more important things to worry about - such as what Snape is planning to do for his next attempt at poisoning me. Bastard.



November 26th



I'm definitely not going to dance. They're booking a DJ for God's sake.





November 27th



Bought ticket for dance today.





November 29th



It's just so I can keep an eye on Charlie.





November 30th



Even he has a date. Not that I want one - I'm not even going for any reason than to look after Charlie, I don't need a date to do that. I don't have a date when I baby sit R and G. Think I'll send them an owl... I'm not lonely, they just like to hear from me.