Hello, I'm Nick Dahdah
Godzilla's big Island Bash.
Waiting for the brat.
Godzilla and Jr. were sitting in the King's cave, reading the Monster Island times. Tonight was the Valetine dance at Minya's High school (He was a sophomore. Godzilla and Jr. were waiting for him to come home. Finally, he did.
Minya came stumbleing in, his bow tie on his tuxedo undone. He was simling from Ear to ear. Jr. noticed him first, and said "Hey man, how'd your date with that chick go?"
"Well, We walking home, and she kissed me just now!" Then Minya fainted. Godzilla and Jr. walked over, and looked at him for a moment, and checked his pulse. "Ugh…I think his heart stopped." Jr. said. "He can for three minutes like that, right?
The mighty King spoke. "Supposed to. Here, let me revive him."
"Can't we just bury him outside? No one'll know what happened. We could just say it was an accident." Godzilla just shook his head, and stomped on him..
, and asked what just happened. Jr. replied, "You said a hot girl kissed you, then you fainted."
"Oh, Yeah." Minya fainted again. This time, Jr. Jumped on him, with the same results.
Finally, Godzilla got mad, and charged up his beam. He hit Minya with it, but burned off all skin, just leaving his bones there. Godzilla and Jr. Quickly looked around, and just kicked them into the warm red water.
(Don't worry though, Minya isn't dead, He'll be back.)
Two and a half monsters.
Godzilla, Rodan, and Angruis (The Godzilla gang) were sitting around in Rodan's underground laboratory, watching the game. When it cut to a commercial, Rodan said to Angruis, "Hey, Spike Back, Look, little Godzookie got in trounle at school."
Let me explain: Seeing as Godzookie is supposed to Godzilla's nephew, I came to the conclusion that Rodan and Biollante had mated. But they're divorced now. (For obvious reasons)
Anyway, "Look, I gotta go to his school and talk to the principal about it with her. Could watch my Clinic (He was also Super smart, a scientist and a doctor. Hey man, I first came up with this stuff when I was 11) for me. Can you do that?"
"Sure thing man."
"So…" Godzilla began, "What'd my stupid nephew get into this time?"
"Look." Rodan held up a icture of a Mothra larva with large bugles in the…chestal ring are. (If you catch my drift. You don't? Well, then, you'r gay. Proabaly.) Godzilla looked at it for a moment, then said "Why did he sign? He could have gotten away from it. On that same note, Didn't someone else already use this exact same scenario in another show? Why is the author so uncreative? Infact, why are you reading this? Because you like? Well…In that case keep reading. I make more money that way."
So, tomorrow came, and Rodan went to the meeting, while Angruis sat at the greeting table, telling people to get lost. Until a very suggestive massue came in (It was that one K-Girl from Neo monster Island) He told her to go right ahead.
Meanwhile, Rodan was sitting next to that Mothra chick's mother. Who, like her daughter, had extreamly, huge, wings. (Are you a radioactive undead Tperatactlye? No? Then don't question his judement. But, if you happen to be one, Drop me a line I really wanna meet you)
So, Rodan was nervouse, and tried to engage in conversation, but just ended up saying thatshe sufferd from "WWS" (Wide Wing Syndrome)
After the Horrible meeting He went through, Rodan stopped by his clinic to check on Angruis. "How was the day?"
"Exactly you described it. But whose this masseu?" As if on cue, the babe walked out. (She was a female Tperatclye) Rodan's Eyes bulged "I fired you!"
No you didn't."
"Yes I did. And just since you don't believe me, I have to call in the expert." Suddenly, there was a bright flash, and a giant golden T robot appeared. At is helm, was THE DONALD.
"Now, look. You're pretty, You're good at what you do. But frankly, we don't need you. You can't stay with us. So, Honey, You're fired." He pointed at her with one of the robot fingers, and vaporized her.
There Unfortuantely) Will be more.
And there will be Blood, because this is no Country for Old Men, and because Micheal Clayton is trying to make Atonement with Juno.