Warning: These things will happen if Victoria is regenerated, has no memories of her past and is living with the Cullens.
SORRY forgot about this! IM not the owner or creater of twilight or any of its characters
P.S. i forgot to tell you that both Bellas.My.Alter.Ego. helped me out write the list and it was Bellas idea for the last one!
21 Things Victoria is not allowed to do
1) Tease the wolves
2) seduce one of them….
3) ….pretend not to remember……
4) ……and say that you were drunk that night.
5) Call Carlisle Dr. Mcdreamy (even if he's hotter than Patrick Dempsey)
6) or Dr. McSteamy……
7) Scare Bella
8) Taunt Edward by scaring Bella
9) Steal Alice's clothes
10) Mess with Jasper's empathy
11) Scare Emmett by saying that grizzly bears have gone extinct
12) or scare Edward by saying that mountain lions have gone extinct
13) Tell Mike Newton that you'll go out with him if he wears a pink leotard and pink tutu and dance in the Forks High cafeteria shouting at the top of his lungs "I'm GAY!" then saying the next day…NO!
14) Put condoms all over Tyler's car and write 'I'm a SEXY BEAST!" on his windshield.
15) Convince Eric to wear all black , then the next day comment "Whites is for virgins right Eric?"
16) Tye-dye all of Rosalie's and Alice's clothes….
17) …. And pretend to have no knowledge of doing so the next day.
18) Set Esme's entire garden on fire
19) Paint the Cullen house blood red and blame the Volturi…. AND FINALLY!
20) Start a fire with all the guy's clothes…
21) …..and ogle at them when they come out of the house with towels wrapped around them when they notice all their clothes are gone.
Victoria's phone rang, and all the girls looked at her. No one called Victoria unless it was an emergency.
"Hello?"
"VICOTRIA" Carlisle's voice rang out, nearly making her deaf along with the others.
"Y-yes, Carlisle?" she asked, her already-high voice getting if possible-higher.
"WHY DID YOU BURN OUR CLOTHES!?" Bella, Rosalie, Alice and Esme looked at each other in shock, then Victoria.
"Um, I…uh…that is I-uh, I don't know?" she stammered. When they pulled up to the house, they saw that the guys all had towels wrapped around their waists. Victoria hung up her phone, and just ogled they guys. The other girls immediately shot out of the car, and ran th their respective men, engaging them all in violent tonsil hockey. Emmett and Rosalie went to their bedroom first, then Edward and Bella, followed closely by Jasper and Alice, then finally Carlisle and Esme.
"Oh. My. God. They have some really hot bodies," she said quietly to her self. Four separate growls could be heard although the house. "Sorry," she muttered.
"I need to get out more."