The Death of Sakura and Naruto's Joyful Bowl of Ramen
I love Sasuke, hate Naruto, Sakura, Ino, and Itachi! This is my first fic please be gentle!
"Sasuke! Why are you looking at me like that?" screamed Sakura. Sasuke ran up to her and bit her ear off. "You fucking bitch!" yelled Sakura. He then grabbed a knife and quickly slit her throat. Then she is like "err, durh, eeeeeekkhh."
Sasuke dragged her lifeless body to the backyard leaving bloodstains allover the wooden floor. He ran back to the kitchen and grabbed a butcher knife. Laughing evilly, he stripped Sakura naked and cut her boobs off. He then put them up to his chest and said. "These look so much better on me!"
He picked up the knife again and cut her body up into tiny pieces with blood squirting everywhere. Sasuke put the pieces in a huge pot, boiled it, and made her into delicious vegetable ramen. He then puts it into Naruto's bowl. Naruto eats the ramen with joy. Then, all of a sudden, he screams, "There's a freakin' toe in my ramen!" Later on Sasuke walks in, in a dress, wearing Sakura's boobs. He asks Naruto, "Hey, babe, do you like what you see?"
Please Review!! The ending is sooo funny but Sasuke is still hot! See ya soon, bye!