Twilight Skit
Twilight Skit
Edward, Bella, Alice, Rosalie, Jasper, and Emmet are at the Cullen's house. They are all really bored. So, they are trying to think of random things to do.
Everyone: I'M BORED!!
Edward-what do you guys want to do??
Bella-Well, I can think of one thing…(thinking of her and Edward making out)
Alice-Bella, you're the only one who would enjoy that. Oh, and Edward, of course.
Edward-What??
Alice-She wanted to….never mind!
Emmet-Oh, I know!! We can go wrestle bears!
Bella-glares at Emmet No.
Jasper-We can talk about our feelings…..
Rosalie-wtf?
Alice-Oh, I know! We can play truth or dare!!
Everyone else-sigh ok…..
Alice-Yay!! I'll go first!! Jasper, TRUTH OR DARE??
Jasper-DARE!!
Alice-Ok, I dare you to……whispers something in his ear
Jasper-wtf? Why on earth would I do that?
Alice-are you CHICKEN?? Bock, bock, bock??
Jasper-scowls Fine.
Alice-MUUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Jasper walks up to Edward
Edward-What are you going to-
Jasper-Dontcha wish your girlfriend was HOT like me? Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a FREAK like me? DONTCHA?! DONTCHA, baby, dontcha?
Edward-wtf??
Jasper-There Alice, I hope your happy!
Alice-giggleOh, don't worry! I'm very giggle happy! OK Jasper, your turn!!
Jasper-Ok, umm…Rosalie! Truth or dare?
Rosalie-truth.
Jasper-oh, come on, Rose! Have some fun!
Rosalie-I am having fun. And I pick truth.
Jasper-sigh fine………ok, are you really in love with Emmet?
Rosalie-Yes, of course!
Emmet-I knew it!
Rosalie-glares at Emmet
Emmet-Just kidding…
Jasper-Well, that was a rip-off…
Rosalie-Ok, my turn! Bella, truth or dare?
Bella-Umm, ok, why not? I pick dare!
Rosalie-Ok, I dare you to...whispers
Bella-What the heck? Oh well, I'll do it…
Bella walks over to Edward.
Bella-Hey, Edward! Oh my god I can't believe I'm doing this! Umm…do you want to go to prom with me?
Edward-Really?
Bella-……yes…..
Edward-Ok!
Bella-There you go Rosalie, half the dare is complete.
Edward-HALF?! What's the other half?
Rosalie-You'll see….giggle
Bella-scowl
Bella-Ok, now it's my turn! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!! EDWARD! Truth or dare?
Edward-Dare!
Bella-Ok, lets see….hmmm, what should I make him do? smiles menacingly Oh, I know! Hehe…..
Edward-Oh my God, the suspense is killing me. eye roll
Bella-Ok, I dare you to…
Emmet-GET ON WITH IT!
Bella-Ok, gosh! Edward, I dare you to go to my house and ask Charlie if you can use his bathroom!
Edward-Wtf? I am NOT doing that!
Bella-You have to! giggle
Edward-growl Fine!
Later at Bella's house. Bella and the rest of the Cullens are hiding in the bushes while Edward knocks on the door. Charlie answers it.
Charlie-surprisedOh, hi Edward…Bella's not here right now….actually, she at….your house…
Edward-Oh, I know, that's ok. I was just going to ask you if…I could use your bathroom.
Alice, Bella, Jasper, Rosalie, and Emmet choke back laughter
Charlie-Umm……ok……come in and take care of your, er….needs…
Edward-Thank you.
Edward goes inside and comes back out a few minutes later
Edward-That was humiliating!
Bella-Good.
Emmet-That was hilarious!
Edward-growl Let's go home.
Back at the Cullens
Edward-Ok, now it's MY turn! Alice, truth or dare?
Alice-Dare!!
Edward-I dare you to try and see what Jacob is doing right now!
Alice-What? But…you know I can't see him!
Edward-I know! I just like messing with you!
Alice-Humph! Ok, well…I guess it's my turn again…Edward, truth or dare?
Edward-What!? But I just went!
Alice-Revenge, baby! Sweet, sweet revenge.
Edward-Fine…dare.
Alice-I dare you to whispers
Edward-Laughing I don't think so!
Alice-Well, I do! DO it!
Edward-scowl Fine…
Edward walks over to Bella
Edward-smiles Hi Bella. You look very sexy.
Bella-super blush attack Um, Edward? I'm wearing sweat pants and a tee shirt…
Edward-I still think you look sexy…walks away
Alice-Hmm, that wasn't as funny as I intended it to be…can I have a do-over?
Edward-Nope! Bella, truth or dare?
Bella-Dare.
Edward-I dare you to kiss me.
Bella-eye roll Oh my god, it's just SOOO horrible. I would never do THAT! giggle
Bella walks over to Edward and kisses him
Emmet-Ok, I think this game has officially ended. Rose, lets go work on my car.
Emmet and Rosalie leave
Jasper-So, what are we gonna do now?
Alice-I don't know, but there has to be something…
A week later at the prom. Rmember? Bella still ahs to do the rest of her dare! evil laugh
Edward-So, what's the other half of the dare?
Bella-You'll see…
Later after they have danced for a while
Random person-Hey Edward! Bella told us…
Edward-What..?
Random person-You know, about you being so special to her. She wanted you to know how much she loves you, so she told everyone to come tell you that you're the best person in the world. So, I guess I told you, so bye!
Another Random Person-Hey Edward, you're the best person in the world!
Edward-thinking This is humiliating! I gotta go find Bella!
A couple minutes later after Edward finds Bella
Bella-How many people have said it so far? giggle
Edward-grrrrrr About 347. Actually, exactly 347.
Bella-Do you wan to go home?
Edward-Yes.
Bella-Phew! Glad this is over! Sorry, remember, it was Alice, not me.
Edward-I know, love, I could never be mad at you.
Bella-smile I don't deserve you.
Edward-I think it's the other way around.
Bella-Oh well, I'm tired, let's go home.
THE END!!