Hi, guys! Well, here we are, yet another story. Despite the likeliness to the title The Meeting, this isn't a sequel, just an entirely different story with the same characters. Sorry if that's what you were looking forward to! Well, this story's summary is actually in my profile, but it's probably(Hopefully) not going to be as long as The Meeting. Maybe ten chapters tops. This first chapter is boring and not as funny as I would have liked, mainly because it's setting things up! But I hope you still enjoy! So... R&R and stuff! Thanks!
FIC!
Bubbles, like fragile glass decorations of crystalline spheres, slowly rose up from the depths of the ocean, their curving surfaces reflecting the sunlight that filtered weakly from above. There were hundreds of them, all rising and rising and rising to the heavens, all sizes, from tiny to giant. Despite how simple they were, all who glanced upon them couldn't help but admire their ghostly beauty- beauty that was soon to end as a large dark splotch against the murky waters approached from even deeper in the darkness.
With a flap of her wing-like fins, the goddess the sea cut through the salty waves around her and sliced all of the glass spheres in half, sending small waves of air and sputtering movement. Her tail, four river-like ribbons that shimmered in the darkness around her, trailed behind as the orca continued her quick incline to the surface.
With a splash and a storm of small waves, Kyogre burst into open air, snapping her jaws slightly as she squinted her golden, elliptical eyes against the bright sun. As her sight adjusted, she slowly let her gaze travel over the horizon, and realized that there was only glittering sea as far as she could see. She gave a huff before dunking her entire body back under the cool water and speeding off in another direction.
"Wrong place. My navigation is really screwed up..." The whale thought, annoyed at her sense of navigation, or rather, the lack there of. She wasn't used to trying to locate land, she usually could care less, and yet she knew that the place she was attempting to locate was very important indeed. She really wanted to kill Arceus at this point, mainly because then the stupid flow of moronic ideas would at least stop.
Kyogre balked as the ocean shallowed and met with the sandy slopes of the beach. She lifted her head out of the water long enough to sweep the beach which an annoyed glance before jumping out and taking to a quick psychic hover. Golden eyes, narrowed all the more and filled with boredom, surveyed the sandy patch, looking for a sign of life. Had she come to the right island? They all looked the same, or at least to her.
She was told that her directions had been correct when a pink blur burst from the forest that framed the island's shore and proceeded in ramming into her at full speed. The blur, only being about the size of a football, didn't so much as move her, and simply fell to the wet sand with a splash of golden grains. Mew, going back to a hover and doing laps in the air at Mach nine, started to rambled random things at the top of his lungs, which only brought on an exasperated sigh from the orca.
"... CheesefirepumpkinpiefirefirefirechocolatecoffeeFIRE!"
There was another, softer sigh as a small fairy fluttered out of the woods, blue eyes narrowed in anger. Celebi stared at the pink, blurry ring that was Mew before turning her gaze to Kyogre. She gave a small nod of her pale green and slightly darker green head, blue tipped antennae bobbing up and down slightly.
"Hello, Kyogre." The time traveler turned to look at her hyper counterpart. "Mew just inhaled six pixie sticks, if you wanted to know why he was acting more hyper than usual. Moron. If he continues at this speed, maybe he'll break into another dimension." Kyogre only laughed slightly, glad that her counterpart wasn't a hyper, sugar high feline like Mew. Even if he was a giant land lizard moron.
"Hopefully. But I doubt it highly." She said, eying Mew with slight annoyance. "Anyway, judging by the fact that you two are here, I'm guessing that I'm at the right island?" Her answer was a quick nod, and then-
"OMG! JIRACHI'S HERE!!" Mew cried, zooming off randomly, leaving the two females in the dust. Celebi blinked slowly before giving a huff that sounded somewhat jealous before she went to follow the blush colored legendary into the woods after tossing, "This way." Over her shoulder. Kyogre stared blankly at the woods in which the time traveler had disappeared into blankly, knowing that she would never be able to fit past the trees.
"Joy." The orca muttered before giving her wing-like fins a flap and rising to hover of the leafy sea. Golden eyes narrowed, she moved to where she thought the other two had gone, trying to find any type of clearing in which to land. Finally, after about six or seven minutes, she spied the same place, which was a grassy meadow where three small legendaries were, which happened to be Celebi, Mew and a rather annoyed looking Jirachi, whom was obviously trying not to kill the pink blur that was doing laps around her.
Before Kyogre could speak up and attempt to start some type of conversation a shadow fell over the field and in a rustle of silver feathers, Lugia landed, her wings blasting the grass around her from the wind that they summoned. The grass, ripped from their stalks, sprang up and covered everyone like confetti, which brought on a number of annoyed groans from the Celebi, Kyogre and Jirachi. Mew, on the other hand, too high to be annoyed, gave a squeal.
"Dude! I'm GREEN!"
Celebi, on the contrary, was not pleased. "Lugia! Do you mind?" The dragon of storms moved her head down to look the plant fairy in the eye before giving a sheepish grin. Her carmine eyes, hidden partially by the two triangles of navy that covered them, twinkled slightly.
"Sorry. You know, I'm not used to landing on land." She said simply before turning to look at Kyogre. She suddenly gave a girly squeal like a human who had just run into an old friend from high school before jumping forward and embracing the orca of the ocean in her feathery embrace. "KY! How are you doing! I haven't seen you in ages!"
The orca twitched slightly, trying not to sneeze. "Right... Hey, Lugia. I'm fine. How are you?" She backed away as her senses twitched and she sneezed, nearly blasting Mew out of the air with a hyperbeam. The beam of light smashed into the forest and the whale thought nothing of it until-
"Damn it! I haven't even done anything yet!"
Eyes turned to the forest as a familiar dark legendary floated out of darkness, rubbing his head sourly and pouting slightly. He glared daggers at the group, "Who did that?" Before anyone could be killed or sent into a horrific nightmare involving Barney and the Teletubbies, there came a light, feminine laugh.
"That's what you get, Darkrai." Cresselia said, still chuckling under her breath. The Lunar swan floated past her counterpart and came to Lugia's side before throwing the nightmare legendary a look that no one could really decipher. "I told you not to just appear out of the darkness, but you never listen to me."
Darkrai only gave a huff, visible cyan eye rolling in irritation. "Ugh. Shut up, Cresselia. Do I have to hear you run off about everything every single damned da- HOLY CRAP!" The legendary merged with the ground into a shadow and darted away just as a blast of light hit where he had just been from above. Looking up, Ho-oh appeared, flapping his brilliant, rainbow colored wings before giving a great cry and landing with great flourish.
Lugia grunted slightly, turning away from her vain counterpart and looking at Kyogre. If she was lucky maybe he hadn't noticed her. Of course this was a false sense of security, the two were the largest legendaries there, even more so than Kyogre. But even then, the dragon could hope.
"Well, well, well... Look who decided to show her face..."
... Or not.
Kyogre noticed the tension that settled over Lugia and turned her narrowed golden gaze to look at the other rainbow bird with distaste. The silver dragon snapped her head to look at the bird with burning red eyes and it was obvious that only her sense of morality was keeping her from tearing the other to shreds. She still hated him for destroying her tower, because, why? It had been loved? She hissed slightly under her breath, he would never let her have anything beautiful.
Ho-oh only stared back, not affected by her glare in the least. He was so very vain. The staring contest, one that would probably end in blood and death, was interrupted as Cresselia placed herself in front of the two titans. She was small compared to them, about a fourth their size, and it seemed certain that they would easily swap her aside and continue to fight. However, this was Cresselia, and Darkrai could tell you (From personal experience) that she was not to be taken lightly. Even then, deep down in his little mind, he couldn't help but worry slightly.
"Stop this." The lunar legendary said, voice soft. Her carmine eyes turned to look up at Ho-oh, then Lugia. "Don't be infantile. Ho-oh, stop picking fights." Her gaze forced the other legendary to look down at the ground sheepishly. Satisfied, Cresselia gave a soft smile before turning to look at the horizon. "After all... It looks like your trio is coming. Yours as well, Lugia."
True to her words, the legendaries turned their gaze to the edge of the forest, where those with better sight could pick out a blue, orange and yellow blur racing towards them on foot, making distance with little sign of effort. Likewise, in the sky, a pale blue, yellow and orange trio of birds swooped down, landing neatly before folding their wings and turning to give their kin looks of greeting.
"Hello! Like, totally, guys!!" Articuno cried, flapping her icy feathers and giggling like a hyper thirteen year old. Mew, perking up his ears, floated over, paws clasped as he started to rant in a ranting language that seemed somewhat similar. As those two talked in their tongue, Zapdos turned her head to look at Lugia before speaking, voice huffy.
"Sorry for being late, but Moltres here wanted to pack all of his-" she shuddered. "-Poetry." On cue, the fiery bird next to her nodded his head before speaking.
"I shall read off a poem for our safe passage to the island."
"THAT'S FINE. REALLY. DON'T." Zapdos squawked, golden feathers rustling in the breeze as she attempted to convince him from starting something that would scar everyone for life. Her carmine eyes darted to look around her, pleading for them to stop the menace. They didn't seem to get it, and only nodded in encouragement. Moltres nodded his own head, fiery crest fluttering, before he started.
"Over the ocean
Through the woods
Over the crevices
Will we make our journey
Or die along the way?"
Zapdos, who had been bashing her head multiple times against a tree stopped long enough to see if it was over. When she realized it was, she gave a deep sigh of relief. Meanwhile, Raikou, Suicune and Entei approaching the group, stopped to stare at Moltres.
"That didn't even rhyme." Entei commented. This one statement started a heated debate within the two fire types, which everyone else pretty much ignored.
Raikou only shook his own head before darting over to Mew and Articuno and jumping into their conversation of whatever they were talking about. Suicune went over to where Kyogre, Lugia, Celebi and Jirachi were, before they started to catch each other up on what had been happening in the world. Like, attempts from the humans for world domination and such. Speaking of such...
"Hello, losers." Registeel said, walking into the field with Regirock and Regice in tow. The golem trio didn't bother with the beeping anymore, every since Arceus stated that she knew all about their little plan, or, well, Registeel's little plan, at least. So, in sadness, the beeping stopped and their personalities showed. Or at least Registeel's (Insane) and Regirock's(Ass). Regice didn't seem to have much of a personality, or was simply ridiculously shy.
One by one the other legendaries started to come, and soon the field was hustling with conversation and death glares. Lugia, sure to pick the farthest place away from Ho-oh, was chatting quietly with her group: Suicune, Kyogre, Celebi, Jirachi, Latias, Zapdos, Cresselia, Dialga and Articuno. Ho-oh, sure to pick the farthest place away from his counterpart, argued with his own group: Entei, Raikou, Groudon, Moltres, Palkia, Mew, Latios and Rayquaza. Giratina, being late as usual, approached Arceus and the two started debating over something else entirely.
"There are too many legendaries..." Kyogre said under her breath as she looked over the group, spying every one of her kin. She couldn't even count how many there were at this point. Oh well. The whale shook her head and surveyed the group for her counterpart, Groudon, who was arguing with Regirock on something that probably had to do with rocks. Or something.
"For the last FLIPPING time! I do NOT play with dolls!"
Eyes turned to look at Azelf, who had ripped off the head of one of Mesprit's many dolls and was now stomping on it with one foot. Noticing that her actions had brought attention, she stopped, folding her arms and glaring. "What?" Mesprit only sniffed before attempting to recapitulate the doll's head to its shoulders. Uxie sighed.
Arceus, taking it upon herself to stop anything from happening before the Meeting started, spoke, her green eyes flashing angrily. She was obviously put off by her conversation with her satanic counterpart, and everyone knew not to say anything that could- and probably would- send her on a rampage.
"Attention. Now that we are all present... Let the reason for being here be explained..." She started, eyes sweeping over the strange group of Pokemon. "It has come to my attention that, despite the fact that we are legendaries, we can still become ill..." She mulled over this blankly. "... And, while ill, our powers become unstable. This obviously doesn't end well."
Instantly everyone recalled Palkia and Dialga's little episode.
"... So." The white fox/horse continued. "I have taken it upon myself to make the lake trio, Uxie, Mesprit and Azelf to become our medical watchers. Or doctors as humans call them." All eyes jerked to look at the trio in surprise and Uxie cowered slight as did Mesprit. Azelf on the other hand, doll in paw, was attempting to put its head back on so that her counterpart didn't throw another fit. Again, when she noticed that attention was on her she stared back.
"What?"
Plop!
The head of the doll hit the grass, a sign of what was to come. Which was, well, bad stuff.
All poetry by Moltres is done by yours truly. x3 I suck at poetry. Which works, I guess. Oh no! Is it even legal for the lake trio to become doctors? What is Arceus thinking? What language does Articuno, Raikou and Mew know? No idea. Hahaha! Well... That's all for now! See you later! SU out!