Insanity rise: YEAH! Whoa…I've got to take a break from my other stuff, its becoming very overwhelming, and its already Monday! NOOOOO! School starts in 6 days! NOOOOO! I can't believe it! Anyway, about this story. This is something I wrote to relieve some building tension. It's completely random and dedicated to the new character I have found myself liking! JIRAIYA! Oh my gosh he's hilarious. This idea was thought up by as usual, Anniepopokios and me. You see, last Sunday we had to work in the nursery with the little kids during service at our church, and during this time we came up with the idea of Orochimaru and Jiraiya watching over a bunch of tikes for a day, and man it was tireding. Anyway, this story isn't going to be very long but here is the first chapter! And if you're wondering, this is loosely based on what actually happened to us…AH! Other news is that today I went out and bought the movie soundtrack for Pirates of the Caribbean 2, meaning I now can listen to that music while I write! It rocks! Anyway please read and review! Thanks for reading!

Chapter 1

Daycare Sannin!

"But Tsunade," Jiraiya pleaded as he and Orochimaru followed the blonde, wondering why she was asking them to do this stupid occupation. Tsunade only grunted, her eyes burning with annoyance as she glared at the white haired man from the corner of her eye. She wasn't asking them to do this, she was telling them to. This had all started the day before, all the complaints and begging, the memories coming back in a jumble…

FLASH BACK TO THE DAY BEFORE

"But Hokage sir," Tsunade grumbled, standing before the Hokage in his office, various Jounin giving her concerned glance as she crossed her arms like a stubborn child.

"I can't do this," she stated, her eyes burning with anger.

"It's your duty to this village," The Hokage said sternly, "besides; you've done this before what is so different about tomorrow?"

"I…have an appointment," Tsunade lied, seriously hating the job she was condemned to.

"Well then," the Hokage looked as though he was deep in thought, "unless you know of someone else we can get to watch over those kids you're out of luck."

"Someone else," Tsunade smirked, an idea forming in her mind as she turned to her village leader, the anger disappearing from her eyes with a look of wicked humor, "I think I know who could do it for me."

"Really," the elderly man shrugged, "who?"

"My fellow Sannin owe me a favor," Tsunade chuckled, "I'll get them to do it!"

"Are you sure about this," the Hokage gave her a questioning look, "I'm not sure if I'd trust Jiraiya and Orochimaru in a room filled with children for that long…"

"They'll be fine," Tsunade smirked, unable to resist chuckling softly to herself, "just fine…"

BACK TO TODAY (gosh that's cheesy…)

"You two owe me a favor," Tsunade growled, shoving Jiraiya forward, Orochimaru standing beside her with a sadistic grin on his pale face, "you can't talk your way out of this one!"

"But Tsunade," Jiraiya pleaded again, "I don't know a thing about looking after kids, and I think Orochimaru has some sort of restraining order against leaf village tikes."
"That's your problem," Tsunade shrugged, "now do you get what you're supposed to do?"

"No."

"You two are complete idiots," Tsunade sighed, "but I'll explain it all again because I feel sorry for you, this is the Konoha day care center, you two have to watch over a group of kids for the day."

"Where?"

"Oh follow me will ya," Tsunade grumbled, opening a nearby door to reveal a room that would have horrified an enemy ninja. The walls were painted with bright colors to resemble a jungle, various paintings of animals covering them. The room was filled with things you'd expect any young child to find fun, bright colored toys and a child sized kitchen set. Orochimaru's eyes grew wide, wondering how children to keep them entertained with such useless things, at their age he'd already been a genin…

"Here's where you'll watch the kids," Tsunade informed them, "you guys will have to get them their lunch and take care of them until their parents come to pick them up at 4:00, got it?"

"Clear," Orochimaru nodded slowly, still wondering how she expected them to pull this off. He was practically being condemned to death, spending a day with Jiraiya in a crowded room with a bunch of mindless children. This was just asking for trouble…

"The kids should start arriving in around twenty minutes," Tsunade sighed, stepping out of the room before Jiraiya could stop her, "just keep them entertained until this afternoon!"

Jiraiya stared dumbfounded at the door, realizing his fate was sealed as he heard Tsunade's footsteps grow silent. He sighed, turning back to Orochimaru who was eying the room suspiciously, like he would an enemy. The white haired man sighed, turning to him and realizing he would just have to make the best out of this.

"It's just a room filled with harmless toys Oro," Jiraiya shook his head, "it's not like something's going to jump out at you…"

"I don't like it," Orochimaru said dryly, shaking his head and sinking into a chair nearby, "she's a fool to think nothing will go wrong."

"Tsunade just wanted to get out of this mess," Jiraiya sighed, sitting down beside his fellow Sannin, "besides, how bad can it be?"

Silence followed as the two sat against the wall, neither one feeling as though they had anything to say, simply hoping the day would pass by quickly. Finally, agitated by the growing silence, Jiraiya got the insane idea to attempt to start a conversation…oh dear…

"So Orochimaru," he said so loudly that it made his comrade jump slightly, "you got a girl friend yet?"

"I have no concern of such things," Orochimaru stated dryly, obviously having no wish to speak of such things.

"Oh come on," Jiraiya chuckled, knowing Orochimaru had never been one for the ladies, "there must be at least one good looking gal you've got your eyes on? I mean, you've got your own village, what lucky girl couldn't admire that!"

"Are you done rambling," Orochimaru snorted, not at all enlightened by his comrade's strange observations.

"Don't be so negative," Jiraiya shrugged, looking around the room in search of a certain something…

"AHA!" He exclaimed, pointing at a rather poorly painted image of a giraffe on the wall across from where they were sitting, "That giraffe would be perfect for you! I mean really, you're both single and you have sooo much in common, I mean you both have really long tongues and –"

"JIRAIYA!" Orochimaru cut him off, having no desire to hear anymore, "could you please leave me in peace!"

"Did you know that if you have Tsunade around you can cut your wrists and have her heal you only seconds before you die!" Jiraiya suddenly blurted, completely off topic(and rather morbid!), "I've done it like eight times and she's always like, "Jiraiya someday I'll just stand back and laugh as you beg for help, and I'm like yeah right and then I get to do it again!"
Orochimaru could not find the words to say as he stared at his grinning companion, wondering how exactly he had gotten mixed into this. Jiraiya just sat there, smiling like a complete idiot as he breathed heavily from his entirely pointless outburst. Orochimaru shook his head, turning to face the other wall, only to find "his" giraffe staring back at him….