A/N: This is like a random thing I came up with in class. I'm sorry if it's short. Please review. Open suggestions to what you want to happen.

Summary: When Gin losses his motor scooter it seems the world is lost. But what happens when they happen upon two crazed fangirls and a horde of ninjas? MAYHEM and CHAOS!!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own any characters from Gintama or Naruto. That is Sorachi-Sensei and Kishimoto-Sensei.

Losses

By: Sabaku no Ansatsu

One bright sunny day with no clouds in the sky of Edo Tokyo, there was one man with a motor scooter and permed hair. He carried a wooden sword at his side and had silver hair. His name was Gintoki. Following closely behind was a giant white dog named Sadaharu and the owner Kagura. Riding on the scooter with Gin is Shinpachi. Each their own person with totally different personalities. They stopped to grab something to eat at Skylark.

(timeskip: 3 hours)

They were currently in the back washing dishes to pay for their meal.

"Man this sucks! Kagura why can't you help you good for nothing…" Gin's ranting caused the young alien to throw the plate curry she was eating at the mans head.

"Did you say something?" She asked sweetly.

"No nothing at all." Shipachi said nonchalantly. Gin's head snapped back up and he ran out the back door. Shinpachi, Kagura and Sadaharu looking very confused.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Gin screamed to the heavens. "Where is my Motor Scooter." Now they were currently on a "mission" to look for something Gin treasured most besides chocolate. They were racing through the streets when they happened upon the scooter when Gin was captured.

"Help, I've been captured!?"

There was a maniacal laugh as two girls appeared. The first one was a blond haired blue eyed hip girl named Ashely. The second girl who was holding the rope was of Japanese orient and had log black hair and brown eyes named Hotaru. They each had a maniac grin in place and looked dangerous.

"We have you now!Muahahahahahahahaha!!!!!"

"What you want?" Kagura asked.

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"…" There was silence all around as they stared each other down.

"It's simple to pose for us…"

"WHAT!!!!" They all screamed. Soon they heard a low growl from Sadaharu. As soon as they turned around they all gasped. It was a snake like man with a creepy grin and Sadaharu was biting on his head.

To be continued….