There was a rap battle going on at the fountain today and a young man named Gero was rapping and he said "Yo, yo, adjective pronoun and verb." And his opponent was Lynn and she rapped, "You could never kiss my ass, so kiss my clitoris, this ugly hag and kassemG got matching noses!" And Geo replied "Fuck ya'll, fickity, fickity fuck."
Lynn glared and rapped back "You'll sleep with any ugly dude who says he likes it hot, hot like a potato, every guy takes a swing in your batter box…" and everyone made oohing noises and Gero was confused "I'm not homosexual!" and that's when he lost and he was angry, he had a baseball bat so yes he would take a swing, he walked up and beat Lynn's face in with the bat and she fell into the fountain and everyone ran screaming in a panic and Gero grabbed her and made her drown, and she drowned and the fountain turned red, Gero was going to be reported by the cops in the game but there were none so it was ok, no one would ever find out, but oh no, Lynn's boyfriend, Rick!
Rick would kill Gero so Gero would kill him first, he would wait till everyone was sleeping.
A few hours passed and it was sleeping time and so Gero wore a robber's outfit and snuck into Rick's room and beat the crap out of him, the next day the player of the game awoke to notice three islanders missing, they paid it no mind and kept playing thinking they had left for vacation or something, no one would ever rap battle Gero again.
The player found Gero to be ugly and horrid so they deleted him, that was the end of the islander killer, Gero.