Ma Chao Answers Letters
Zhuge Liang,
Yes, I fed the horses. Why do you keep forgetting that?
Ma Chao
Dear cousin,
No. Why would I sleep with someone who hates me A LOT?
Your Young Master
Wang Yi? (Well, crap.)
You would expect me to send you "I love you" letters? Seriously?! I'm not drunk right now!
Ma Chao
Wang Yi,
I am not playing dumb! Someone's forging those letters!
Ma Chao
Ma Chao,
Well, explain THIS! (attached was a letter that said "I love you" signed by Ma Chao)
Wang Yi
Wang Yi,
This is NOT my handwriting. This is too fancy. (Wait, too fancy?)
Ma Chao
Cousin,
Name all the Wei generals with fancy handwriting.
Your Young Master
Guo Jia,
YOU!
Guo Jia,
Don't "hi" me, you bastard! I know you were impersonating me in those "I love you" letters!
Ma Chao
Pang De,
Anyone you know who's in extreme need of anger management in Wei besides Wang Yi?
Ma Chao
Pang De,
That guy? Okay. If you say so.
Ma Chao
Sima Zhao,
I would like it if you beat Guo Jia to a pulp.
Ma Chao
Ma Chao,
I'll do that if we trade horses. I get one of your white ones.
Sima Zhao
Sima Zhao,
Okay, but I get your qilin.
Ma Chao
Pang De,
Why Guo Jia is heavily breathing in a pool of blood naked? I have no idea.
Ma Chao
DAMN IT SIMA ZHAO!
THIS IS A WOODEN HORSE! NOT AN ACTUAL QILIN!
Ma Chao
Ma Chao,
No take backs! Give me one of your horses!
Sima Zhao