I am not Kazuya Minekura.
A/N: I do wish I could continue with my other fics… but I'm all washed up. :D
"Emma come first. Den I come." I heard Gojyo at the back of the jeep say.
It was a typical day, on our ever so annoying journey to the West.
We're in the desert. It's hot. Maybe I'm hearing things. I ignored the words coming from the kappa despite what my gut was telling me.
"Den two asses come together." The red head continued. "I come once-a-more!"
Nope, definitely not a hallucination.
I know that guy was sick in the head. But… this was the first time… the cockroach cracked and started SHARING what happened on his bed adventures.
I heard Hakkai starting to choke. What the hell were those two talking about?!
"Two asses, they come together again." That perverted water sprite! What's he telling the monkey king?
"I come again and pee twice."
Fuck.
Pee?!
Hakkai's brow's twitching…
"Then I come one lasta time."
SCREECH! The mother hen of our group braked all of a sudden.
"Hakkai! What's the big idea? I was learning!!!" Goku said, aghast.
Shit. That was the last straw.
"Idiot! What sick, tainted BS are you filling this ape with?!" I boomed.
"Gojyo, not only that! But you're not speaking properly and your vocabulary is awful!" Hakkai chided.
"Guys, chill!" the roach defended himself. "What the hell are you talking about?"
"Yeah, what's so perverted about that?" Goku asked quite innocently.
There was something wrong.
"What's with you? You were telling Goku about this girl named Emma, weren't you?" Hakkai questioned with his motherly- scolding voice.
"Stop stuffing the boy's mind with your dirty do's." I reprimanded.
"What are you talking about, Sanzo?" Goku looked up at me with his big, round, golden eyes. "I asked Gojyo how to spell Mississippi…."
"…with an Italian accent" Gojyo scoffed, trying to hold in his laughter.
Author's Note: That was quite short… I really wanted to make it longer...
sad.
Oh, I just had a thought... What if it was Hakkai teaching Goku? What a treat that would be.