I'm not sure where this came from.
I suppose if I knew someone like Tobi I would want to kill him too.
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Pein smirked in delight.
He had invited the more sensible of each of his minions into the meeting room where they had begun to discuss a very serious topic.
The likes of which were producing very pleasing results.
Seated in chairs each around the long stone meeting table were: Itachi, Sasori, Kakuzu, Zetsu and Konan.
They had been discussing and planning for hours now, trying to figure out the most intelligent and effective way to deal with the Akatsuki's most dangerous threat:
Tobi.

"I still say we should put super glue on the inside of his mask. When he puts it on and cant get it off he will starve to death."

"I would agree Kakuzu if it weren't for the fact that he sleeps with it on."

"I don't see you coming up with any brilliant ideas, Itachi."

"Please be quiet children, if my ear weren't made of wood they would be bleeding."

Konan stood and waved for everyone to be silent. Smiling fondly at them all she created a hat of paper and flew several slips towards each person present.

"Write down your ideas and we will draw them out of the hat."

Konan's words were met with nods of the head and general acceptance.
Pulling out the specially made Akatsuki style pens they were required to carry, they all got to work writing down their ideas.

After a few minutes when everyone had folded their paper and put them in the hat, Konan placed her hand over the top and shook it.
When she was satisfied that the papers were mixed at complete random, she pulled out the first note.
And frowned.

"Take Tobi to the market and sell him… I'm assuming this is yours Kakuzu…?"

The miser nodded, delighted that his idea had been picked.
Konan sighed and scrunched up the note before throwing it over her shoulder.
Placing her hand back in the hat she pulled out a second note.
A tense silence filled the room.

"…Itachi… I don't think sending Tobi to Sasuke to "teach him how to hate" is very appropriate…"

"It would work though," Sasori piped up, "I didn't know true hate until I met Tobi."

Shaking her head Konan drew yet another piece of paper out of her hat.
What she read made her eye twitch uncontrollably.
She closed her eyes and grit her teeth before growling,

"Pein… I can barely deal with 6 of you… There is no way you are making Tobi one of your bodies."

The men sitting around the table glanced between the two in carefully hid amusement and anticipation.
No doubt this was going to result in another oh-so-famous Konan/Pein standoff.
Pein narrowed his eyes at Konan and opened his mouth to rebut before she cut him off with:

"I SAID NO!"

Pein jumped back in his seat a little and watched cautiously as Konan glared at him, papers on her body rustling and blue hair flaring out before picking another note.

" Poison him… I think that could work…"

Nods of agreement and shrugs followed her announcement.
Sasori stood up triumphantly and declared with a stoner-ish smile that he would be able to make the poison and slip it into one of Tobi's juice boxes.
Standing up quietly Pein nodded and motioned to everyone that the meeting was over before rushing out of the hall, glancing over his back to see if Konan was chasing him.