This is the first thine I have ever posted on so don't hate me for how short it is.

Written at the request of my good friend Mark, who claims that I do not exist.

"Draco, what's in the box?" whined the taller boy, whose emerald eyes clouded with frustration.

"You'll see if you are patient Harry, now relax and enjoy your Transfiguration class."

"But I want to know NOW!!"

"No, you haven't earned it, dorkus."

"Oh so now I'M the dork?

"Well, in actuality you don't exist so you are nothing, but if you were to exist you would be the world's biggest dork." He grinned, knowing he had won yet again in the endless battle of wits. Harry glowered, smirked, then reached over Draco's desk and took the box, leaping away as soon as he could.

"HA! I got your box, I got your box, and I'm going to open it!"

"Fine."

"Wait, but I thought-"

"Obviously you thought wrong."

"I utterly despise you Draco."

"I know."

"Fine then, I'm opening it now." He slowly and dramatically opened the box. It was empty. Grinning he looked up at Draco and said-

"I lose the game."

Really you would only understand this if you play the Game, which I won't describe to anyone who asks what it is.

Comments are appreciated!