Hi. This is my first fanfiction. I'm thinking about turning it into a series, so if you like it, make sure to let me know via Rating and Reviewing.

Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic and the like. I wish I did. But I don't. So there.

It was a normal day for Sonic the Hedgehog. At least, it was, until a nuclear explosion ripped the Mystic Ruins to shreds. Dashing over there, he immediately headed over to Tails's workshop. Or, at least, what was left of it, which wasn't much.

"Tails!" shouted Sonic to the fox, who was all burnt up and lying on the ground. "What happened?!?"

"Well..." he coughed, thinking back to a few minutes before.

- FLASHBACK -

"BIG! GET OUT OF MY LAB!!!!!"

"FROGGY! WHERE IS YOU?!?" screamed Big, knocking over another piece of million-dollar equipment.

"I DON'T KNOW WHERE FROGGY IS!!!!! NOW GET OUT!!!!!"

"FROGGY!!!!!" called Big, completely ignoring Tails's cries, knocking over a shelf piled with beeping thingamabobs and whirring doohickeys. That shelf knocked over another shelf, which in turn knocked over another shelf, which in turn knocked over another shelf, until the author grew tired of this particular cliché.

Some scientists say we're 100 years away from time travel. Now we're 200 years away.

"BIG!!!!! IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW, I WILL SCRAMBLE YOUR ATOMS!"

Suddenly, Big spotted Froggy out the window. "FROGGY!!!!!" he squealed in delight, pulling out his fishing rod and swinging it back over his head. The hook latched onto a dangerous-looking piece of machinery with a radiation symbol painted on the side.

"BIG!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" screamed Tails in pure terror. But it was too late. Big swung his rod in Froggy's direction, in the process yanking out a rather important-looking part from the machine. Then everything went white.

- END FLASHBACK -

"And that's what happened," said Tails, brushing off his fur. "If I ever see that Big again..."

"Calm down, Tails," said Sonic, but before he could do anything else, a shrill voice rang out from across the plains.

"SONIC!!!!!"

The aforementioned blue hedgehog gulped and slowly turned around. There was Amy Rose, rushing towards him at lightning-fast speed, leaving a path of destruction and carnage in her wake. "SONIC!!!!!" she yelled again. "I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU!!!!!" Sonic let out a blood-curdling scream, and fled the scene as fast as he could, which was pretty fast. Still, Amy was somehow able to just barely keep up with him.

"Hey, that's not fair," Sonic said, breaking the fourth wall.

All's fair in love and war.

"But I'm way faster than her!"

So? I did say "barely."

"But-"

Shut up.

Sonic stopped, stunned. "Hey, I thought you liked me?!?" he cried.

I do. But I still wish you'd stop breaking the fourth wall. You're not even supposed to know I exist. Oh, and you really shouldn't have stopped running.

"Why?" Sonic asked, perplexed.

Because now Amy Rose is standing right behind you, wondering why you're talking to thin air.

The look on Sonic's face changed almost as fast as he could run. With a shocked expression that the author can't remember the word for at this time, he spun around and found himself staring right into Amy's face, which wore a dreamy expression on it. Then, without warning, she kissed him smack on the lips.

"AAAAA-UUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!" screamed Sonic, furiously wiping his lips. Then he repeatedly licked the ground, trying to get the taste of Amy out of his mouth.

"There is NO WAY I'm going to do that!" protested Sonic.

Do it.

"No!"

What'd I tell you about breaking the fourth wall?

"Whatever! I'm still not going to do that!"

Fine. But Amy's staring at you again.

Sonic sheepishly looked back at Amy, who was indeed staring at him. "Um, Sonic, who are you talking to?" asked Amy quizzically. "Uh, no one," replied Sonic hastily.

Great. Now she thought he talked to himself. He was turning into Shadow.

"What's that supposed to mean?!?" asked Shadow somewhere far away, holding a gun.

You're not in this story, Shadow.

"Well why can't I be?!?" he asked furiously. He then tried to hold the author at gunpoint, an attempt that was quickly met with failure, as he had no idea where to point the gun.

Put. The gun. Down. NOW.

"MAKE ME!!!!!" shouted Shadow. Then he was attacked by Charmy, who had had five bowls of sugar just a minute before.

"AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!" screamed Shadow. "GET IT OFF ME!!!!!"

Never. Disrespect. The author.

Anyway...

"Sonic! I have something to show you!" said Amy, suddenly remembering why she had chased after him in the first place. Yes, this time she actually had a reason. "I got this present today!" she said, holding up a medium-sized box covered in wrapping paper. "Someone left it on my doorstep this morning!"

Sonic took the ticking box and held it up close so he could get a better look at it.

Wait... TICKING box?!? Then the ticking stopped.

"RUN!!!!!" screamed Sonic, but before he could move a muscle, the box exploded in his face, sending him flying back into a hill. Moaning and rubbing his head, he looked up, just in time to see Eggman in his flying-floating-bubble-thingy. "Hahahahahahahaha!" cackled the flying egg-shaped weirdo madly. "I will steal your pancakes, Sonic! And then, I will rule the potato flapjacks!"

"They're mine! MINE!" shouted Knuckles madly, flying in Sonic's face. Then a gigantic clown shot up from the center of the Earth, threatening to destroy the world. And then Sonic passed out.

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